Friday, May 15, 2009
Life Malignant At The Oasis
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, May 15, 2009 at 11:45 AM
They make it sound like... such a nice place to visit.
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Now I have that shitty tune running through my head. Thanks.
Malignant at the O-aaaaay-sis....
Put your Camel (Light) to bed....
Malignant at the O-aaaaay-sis....
Put your Camel (Light) to bed....
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Where are you? Please tell me my stereotyping is correct and this sign is in either N. Carolina or California.
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They call the outdoor bar, the Beer Garden. It sounds so delightful. Back in Michigan, I recall, they call them Beer Tents. Also in Michigan, the Smoking Oasis is actually the bar.
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A couple of years ago before the ban I lit a cig outside the Pacific Science Center. Some fat 11 year old looks at me and says "smokers are jokers". I told him to go fuck his mother, who was standing about 10 feet away. The look on his face was priceless. He did not expect that.
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PLEASE TAKE NOTE - for the price of a pack, you can get nookie, yes pussy or cock, outside any bar
it is the easy cruise if you can handle fucking/kissing smokers
just sayin' the obvious
it is the easy cruise if you can handle fucking/kissing smokers
just sayin' the obvious
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Looking forward to seeing you tonight with Bill Maher--or in my case seeing the youtube of you on Real Time, tonight. Good luck.
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