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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Teh Internets I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EAR AND MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 11:20 AM

Has this ever happened to you? You're on the internet, reading stuff, and it suddenly occurs to you that you're bored. It would be much more exciting if everything was in ALL CAPS, wouldn't it? Thanks to Kanye West's rant against Twitter, the good folks at F.A.T. have developed a device that will put any page into all caps. For instance, now even the stodgy world of literary readings can be as exciting as a Kanye West rant:

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Thanks, internet. You've done it again!

(Via.)

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I love Kanye, he's living the dream.

Posted by Joh on May 14, 2009 at 11:37 AM

Paul, I hope you've heard of the Malkovich Mediator. It takes practically every text element of a web page and replaces almost every word with a phrase of your choice.

You can easily be an Armchair Dadaist with a few keystrokes and the click of a button.

Paul, revel in your own narcissistic universe RIGHT NOW:

http://lfw.org/jminc/Paul%20Constant/htt…

Posted by mackro

on May 14, 2009 at 11:50 AM

There's truly nothing like injecting random, unknown javascript code into your web browsing experience!

Posted by w7ngman

on May 14, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Paul, Honey, how did you get the banana stuck in your ear? I think you are doing it wrong.

Posted by Tina on May 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM

REALLY. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK THE BANANA UP YOUR ASS, DUMMY.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on May 14, 2009 at 11:56 AM

I hadn't seen the rant before, but yeah, I still love Kanye. HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! Though he could have been a little more self-aware and funnier by swapping the final exclamation point with a 1.

Posted by Mattini on May 14, 2009 at 11:57 AM

Hahahaha, I love it. KANYE DOESN'T HAVE A TWITTER!!!1

Posted by Carollani

on May 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM

@2 - Fuck Paul Constant's. YOU'RE PAUL CONSTANT.

Posted by kid icarus

on May 14, 2009 at 12:26 PM

ALL CAPS HURTS MY EYES THEY ARE CURRENTLY BURNING THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN NOTHING BUT ALL CAPS IS ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION AND ACTAULY WHATS EVN WERSE IS WHEN PPL USE ALLCAPZ AN THEN CANT SPLL NETHING RITE AND HAVE 2 MAKE WRDS SHRTER CUZ THEIR DUM OR LAY-ZEE I HATE IT WHEN PPL DO THAT ITS LIKE HALF OF Y I DONT READ CRAIGSLIST PERSONAL ADS

Posted by Dexter on May 14, 2009 at 1:21 PM