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Film How Can People Be Worried About Gay Marriage...
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 3:36 PM
...when this is about to be unleashed on the country?
Via Towleroad.
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Lorenzo Lamas? The freakin Renegade? Chuck Norris for people who would go on to briefly worship ed hardy before rejecting him like everyone else? Yes.
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Yes finally someone knows what the purpose of the golden gate bridge is. A snack for an ocean creature.
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Ugh! I've seen animation that looks more realistic than that.
Whoever is in charge of this has clearly hit bottom and is starting to dig.
Whoever is in charge of this has clearly hit bottom and is starting to dig.
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Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson! A dream cast! Although I kinda wonder if this isn't the beginning of a whole slew of stupid-ironic Snakes-on-a-Plane rip-offs.
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I hope this is a joke. There is no way that anyone who would watch this is old enough to remember the "Thrilla in Manilla". Seriously, this is just some viral thing to get people worried about Gay Marriage, right?
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Mega Shark and Giant Octopus seem likelier to be a metaphor for heterosexual marriage, if you ask me.
Take my wife . . . please!
Take my wife . . . please!
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I worship everything that comes from Asylum pictures. Debbie Gibson? Man, this is a huge step up from their previous smash hits: Alien vs Hunter, Monster, Transmorphers
I hope it's on IMAX.
I hope it's on IMAX.
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Well, there goes "Star Trek", "T-4", "GI Joe" & "Transformers II" collective bid to dominate the summer blockbuster box office right out the window...
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It's a straight-to-DVD flick trying to cash in on the non-success of Snakes on a Plane. Nothing to see here.
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I can buy a giant shark taking out the Golden Gate Bridge, but a plane? Now THAT'S taking it too far, Deborah Gibson
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How to catch a mega shark: Attach a Boeing 727 to a fly fishing pole with billion-pound test fishing line and swing furiously.
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