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Monday, May 11, 2009

Fresh From the Litter Box

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 6:39 PM

You no longer have to pay the city to grow food on the parking strip in front of your house. Today, Mayor Greg Nickels killed a requirement for $225 permits to garden in raised beds in the city-owned land between the sidewalk and the street.

But how healthy is food grown in dog piss and car exhaust?

"Please note that the City of Seattle and SDOT are not responsible for the quality of food that is produced," says a handy brochure (.pdf) on the new rules from city's Department of Transportation. "Also, if you have any concerns about the quality of the soil, you may want to have your soil tested prior to planting edible foods." It adds: "It is important to wash all produce before consuming."

"When you say you are planting veggies in that strip, the common reaction is 'What about dogs?'" says mayor's office spokesman Alex Fryer. "But it hasn’t been a problem for me. I have peas growing in my right of way, and I don't really worry about it."

Now urban farmers need only a free permit, which are over here (click "apply now").

GM to Pull Out of Detroit...

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM

...and then GM is going to slap Detroit's face with it's stanky old cock.

General Motors is open to considering moving its headquarters from Detroit, selling off U.S. plants and even renegotiating parts of its restructuring plan with its major union, the new chief executive said Monday. CEO Fritz Henderson, on a conference call with reporters, said it was more probable that GM was headed for bankruptcy by June 1—the U.S. government-imposed deadline for the automaker to restructure or face bankruptcy.

Best detail:

GM purchased its glass-towered headquarter building known as Detroit's Renaissance Center last year for $625 million.

Good luck unloading Detroit's Renaissance Center, GM. And maybe it's time to come up with a "Buffalo Commons" proposal for the state of Michigan.

Governor's Inaction Stalls Homophobic Referendum

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM

Time is slipping away from Washington's bigot brigade, which is trying to repeal this year's domestic-partnership bill. Washington Values Alliance president Larry Stickney filed a referendum last Monday that needs over 120,000 signatures to qualify for the general-election ballot; the deadline to submit those signatures is static—and inching closer. But Governor Christine Gregoire is delaying Stickney and his cohorts from gathering signatures by putting off signing the bill. Secretary of State spokesman David Ammons provided this update a few minutes ago:

The Attorney General has just notified us that the ballot title and summary for the domestic partnership Referendum 71 will not be issued until Governor Gregoire takes action on Senate Bill 5688. Opponents filed the initiative last week and the Secretary of State’s Office accepted the filing and forwarded it to the Attorney General for the next step of the process before sponsors can print petitions and go to the field. The sponsors will have until July 25 to collect 120,577 valid voter signatures to secure a place on the November 3 general election ballot.

Governor Gregoire has indicated she will take action on the measure next Monday. The bill, dubbed “everything but marriage,” confers all of the rights and responsibilities of heterosexual unions on couples who are on the state domestic partner registry at the Corporations Division of the Secretary of State. Deputy Solicitor General James Pharris, the agency’s legal counsel, wrote Secretary Reed on Monday that the ballot title and summary are being prepared, but won’t be issued “unless and until the governor approves the underlying bill exactly as it passed the Legislature.” If she indeed signs it intact, the legal paperwork will probably come out next Tuesday, he said. If she vetoes any part of it, a new referendum would be needed.

Gregoire, who received the bill weeks ago, could have signed it anytime she liked, of course. But putting it off is a savvy way to reduce the referendum's chances of even making it onto the ballot. After she signs the bill into law, anyone can challenge the referendum's ballot title in court, which would eat up more time. In the end, the gay-obsessed groups behind the referendum could be forced to gather all the signatures in around 60 days—which would require an act of god.

Today in Contests, Part II: Name That Bar

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 5:18 PM

Name the bar that connects the new Boom Noodle and Blue C Sushi in Bellevue Square and win a $200 gift certificate—details after the jump. Personally, I can't think of a goddamn thing.

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I'll Wear My Scar Forever

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 4:50 PM

It's My Scar is a website that will turn photos of your scars into jewelry. There are bracelets, rings, and necklaces.

Here's part of one story:

31c2/1242086794-amanda-scar-med.jpgTo me [scars] are visible symbols of the events we have experienced, an incredible reaction to our environmental interactions. On more than one occasion I have too eagerly inquired about the scars others have, or don’t have. (I dated a guy once who did not have a single scar on his whole body. I remember thinking “Haven’t you ever fallen? Where is the proof?”) Scars began to find their way into my healthy appreciation for body modification, and in my own art as I pursue my deep appreciation and curiosity of the body.

31f0/1242086878-amanda-piece-med.jpgSo it was on one stormy Halloween night (don’t make too much of that) that a”friend” of mine and I decided to participate in a scarification ritual. For me it was to be an annual marker, an eventual segmented band around my arm, to grow over time. We had discussed what and where was to pass, but despite our preparations and discussions he took the opportunity to slash me. I was unprepared and looking away in mid-sentence when he swiped the blade across my upper arm. It was the deepest cut I have ever seen in my life. I was staring at my muscle, all fat peeled back in layers, blood and pain all over my world.

(Via.)

Let the Professional Tell the Story

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 4:47 PM

If you've already read my feature about the big spring roll eating contest, I heartily recommend that you check out local competitive eater Erik "The Red" Denmark's blog, where he gives a blow-by-blow of the eating contest.

Erik's a pretty good writer, too, and if you're at all interested in competitive eating, you should give his blog a look. He does a fine job of explaining what the competitive eating life is like and why he's into it as much as he is.

Big loser Brock Huard promised to post video of the contest on his blog, but he has not put it up as of yet. If he ever does post that video, I will link to it here on Slog. But I'm betting that Brock Huard will never post the spring roll contest video on his blog because he loses like a big fucking sissy pants loser at the end of the contest. That is all.

Speakeasy Semantics

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 4:33 PM

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The gentlemen of the massively popular Spur Gastropub in Belltown (feel the reader-reviewer love over here) now plan to open another bar/lounge/restaurant called Tavern Law in the Trace Loft building at 12th and Madison on Capitol Hill. (It's the same space that was originally slated to house the Gun Club, which was to be a mid-size music venue brought to you by the Bauhaus/Top Pot/Sun Liquor gentlemen. Apparently they got about a quarter of the way done with the space, then something about the deal went awry.)

Tavern Law is going to be a classic old-school lounge—leather booths, dimness, golden-age-of-cocktails. This all sounds great, and these gentlemen have done a lovely job with Spur. However, the press release says: "Seattle Chefs Brian McCracken and Dana Tough are opening a new speakeasy bar in Seattle." Another new Capitol Hill bar, Knee High Stocking Co. (pictured), is calling itself a speakeasy as well. It must be pointed out: If you have a liquor license, you are not a speakeasy.

Dana Tough just said on the phone that he thought they called it "speakeasy-style." He admits a liquor license and a speakeasy are mutually exclusive. But, he says, Tavern Law will have "a few surprises within the space," speakeasy-style. They're working on the space now, and they're not committing to an opening date (smart) other than "in a few months."

Photo of Knee High Stocking Co. by Invisible Hour from The Stranger's flickr pool.

The Mariners: Prudes in Court

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 3:40 PM

In King County Superior Court today, the Mariners made oral arguments for their lawsuit to block a Déjà Vu strip club from opening a half-block south of Safeco Field. At the center of discussion: a dispute over whether a 60-foot-wide sidewalk south of Safeco Field constituted a "park and open space use," which, under a 2006 city law, would require an 800-foot buffer zone from strip clubs. (The team and the public authority that runs Safeco Field also called three other nearby areas parks and open space, but they were barely discussed. I talk about them here.) Here's a picture of that wide sidewalk, which the Mariners call Safeco Plaza:

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“Years from now, no one will remember a decision to put a strip club in Lake City,” said Stephen Smith, an attorney representing the public facilities district, the state authority that owns Safeco Field. “I can guarantee you that years from now, people will remember this…. Every day that a game is played, thousands of kids will be walking past.”

“I’m certain you have arguments that are very compelling regarding minor children,” said King County Superior Court Judge John Erlick. “But [the city council] chose not to put the buffer zone around churches, spectator sports facilities, swimming pools, and other areas where children congregate.”

Mariners attorney Melody McCutcheon argued that the 2006 law created an uncharted designation for “park and open space”—not just park, and not just open space, but a befuddling combination of the two. And the court had to sort this out. Moreover, she said that “any” park and open space use would trigger the buffer zone—and this sprawling sidewalk is sometimes used in ways that resemble a park.

However, plenty of spaces provide temporary recreation that aren’t parks or open space, such as car-free Sundays, when city streets are opened exclusively to cyclists for recreation. Would all of Rainier Avenue South be designated as a park and open space because it's used one day a year as a recreational open space? Or all of Fremont for the annual Fremont Fair?

Judge Erlick probed, asking if the the publicly owned Pike Place Market also qualified as a park and open space?

“I don’t know, your honor,” said McCutcheon. The Pike Place Market district is the city’s current hub for adult cabarets and zillions of kids seemed to go there every year, unharmed.

Pete Buck, representing Déjà Vu, contended that city law clearly defines parks and open spaces as those areas "permanently dedicated to recreational, aesthetic, educational or cultural use." Buck points out: “This is an area used for overflow parking." Indeed, the Mariners confirmed, the team uses the plaza for overflow bus parking during its 81 home games a year—meaning the area isn’t “permanently dedicated” used as a park. Indeed, the time when kids are most likely to be present—Mariners games—is the same time the Mariners actually use that site in a way dangerous for kids.

Meanwhile, the attorney for the city, Robert Tobin—whose job, in theory, was to reaffirm the city’s decision last fall to allow the strip club—was pathetic. He stumbled over words when addressing the judge, and, when asked the key question over how the sidewalk differed from Westlake Square Park, he failed. Westlake Square Park (not Westlake park by the mall, but a triangular red-brick mini-block of benches and a fountain) is a tiny little thing. Judge Erlick asked Tobin if he could distinguish the two. The obvious answer is that Westlake Square is a city-operated park, it is covered in benches, and is never used a pay-to-park lot by a private company. But instead he said, “I think they are similar.” Then he sat down. And then his phone rang. Electronic devices are to be turned off in the courtroom, so Tobin fumbled around in his bag looking for it, still ringing. But it wasn’t one of those phones that you turn off and it just goes quiet. Oh, no. This was one of those phones that plays a little song to tell you it’s turning off.

Erlick said he will take up to 60 days to issue a decision.

"...filing to the New Yorker is like filing to the dump."

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Jacket Copy reports that Dan Baum, who was fired from the New Yorker in 2007, is telling the story of his time at the magazine on Twitter.

Not many writers have opened up extensively about their time at the New Yorker, and Baum's story is at once enlightening (the payment structure is downright depressing) and banal (the office politics are as unexciting as any office politics.) But it's really interesting to get a look into one of the most secretive magazines in America.

(BONUS: If you're not into the New Yorker, you could instead follow astronaut Mike Massimino's live-Twittering of the Atlantis space mission.)

'Torture Will Get You Nowhere'

Posted by Jen Graves on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 3:34 PM

John Trumbull was no Goya. He was a patriot and a politician. First, he fought the British, savagely. Then he painted them, decorously.

Here's his view of the Battle of Bunker Hill, a bitter defeat for the Americans. The British colonel holds back his underling, who is about to strike a redundant mortal blow on the downed American general. "Torture will get you nowhere," SAM American art curator Patti Junker said this painting speaks to her. Taking the sportsmanlike attitude even further, Trumbull paints a British soldier behind the main V of figures, dying in the arms of his son, both sympathetic figures.

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Trumbull made this painting in 1786. He eventually bequeathed it as part of his collection to Yale University, helping to form the Yale Art Gallery. In exchange for his gift, Yale supported Trumbull with a yearly stipend until his death. The gift also had a restriction: that Trumbull's paintings could not be physically separated from Yale—and that if they were, ownership of them would revert to Harvard, Trumbull's alma mater. (Way to play them against each other, John.) For this traveling exhibition they have a one-time travel dispensation.

Tomorrow I'll post a full podcast with curator Junker, who talks about Trumbull, the course of enlightenment, whether George de Forest Brush's paintings are racist, the new Louis Sullivan acquisition at SAM, taking a fresh look at Bierstadt's semi-silly Puget Sound painting, and more.

Savage Love Letter of the Day

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM

I think you are one totally hot STUD!!!! Are there any available breeder boys like you? Are there straight guys like you who respect women as equals rather or just guys who see eye-pleasing hunks of meat made by Mattel? Do such men exist anymore, or were they all hunted down to mass extinction by the ultra-fucked-up Bush Administration? Or are het boys hopeless? I'm average-looking, and absolutely clueless about effective communication. Please don't recommend that I place an ad; I'm not comfortable with submitting a photo in a newspaper or online. I guess I'm old-fashioned (and admittedly chickenshit), but nothing has worked for me.

Are there any grapevine or "Cerano de Bergerac" approaches I can take to meeting the opposite sex? I'd like to form friendships first and see where it goes from there.

Sexually Hesitant Yet

Um... thanks, SHY, for the nice compliment. I'll let my boyfriend know when I get home that he's been dating one totally hot STUD for nearly 15 years now. I imagine he'll be pleasantly surprised. But seeing women as equals and regarding them as eye-pleasing hunks of meat is not an either/or phenomenon. A man can see a woman as his equal and appreciate her meatier qualities. And I'm just as guilty of piece-of-meatism as the any straight guy, SHY, but since I see men—some of them anyway—as eye-pleasing hunks of meat (and my equals!) it doesn't tweak your insecurities. But you shouldn't regard me or any gay man as somehow "better" than the average straight guy just because we don't look at women like they're pieces of meat. I promise you, SHY, that if we wanted to fuck women, we would.

No, SHY, you don't want a man like me. Because there's a name for guys who only regard women as equals and never as meat: faggots. And, trust me, you don't want to date one of us. You want a straight guy. Luckily for you straight men are pretty much everywhere and they're not, from what I've been told, really all that picky. If you're not interested in marketing yourself online, I would encourage you to leave the house now and then. Go for long walks, go to bars, join the circus—get out there and meet men. Sooner or later you'll meet one who respects your fundamental equality and wants to sink his teeth—and other stuff—into your meat. Good luck.

What's With All the Sirens at UW?

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Are you anywhere near UW? Are you freaking out about all of the sirens on campus? Don't worry about it.

About a bazillion Seattle Fire units responded to a hazardous material spill in the basement of Stevens Hall and SFD was concerned that people might be trapped inside.However, SFD spokeswoman Helen Fitzpatrick says no one was inside and firefighters are just trying to figure out where the spill is.

Gay Rights Leader Makes Common Cause With Church Elder

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 2:40 PM

Unfortunately their common cause was child rape:

A paedophile gang that carried out a series of attacks on children and infants, including a three-month-old baby, were found guilty yesterday at the High Court in Edinburgh in a groundbreaking legal case.

The abusers, including a respected youth leader—who had met Tony Blair and the Queen—a civil servant, a bank clerk and a Church of Scotland elder, were part of the largest paedophile network to have been dismantled in Scotland.

The "respected youth leader" is James Rennie, 38, a Scottish "gay youth leader" and "gay rights campaigner," according to the Times of London. Among other outrages he perpetrated, Rennie raped the three-month-old son of a friend he'd known for 15 years and distributed images of the assault to the rest of the pedophile gang, a gang that included Neil Campbell, 46, a married church elder who was living a "double life," according to Scotland's Evening Times. Don't click through to either story unless you want to ruin what's shaping up to be a perfectly lovely afternoon.

Abstract and Process: Movement Seven

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 2:38 PM

The abstract:

...Two decades ago, an essay about Joyce Cary in The New York Review of Books described his book's [Mister Johnson] lightheaded eponymous figure in terms that un-self-consciously echoed one of the oldest and ugliest stereotypes of Africans—their inability to master the concept of time: "A fragrant breeze, a blazing tropical sunrise, a pretty girl--such things so overwhelm him that past and future alike momentarily disappear."

The processing of that abstract:


Personal life
Jacob Zuma [the new president of South Africa] is a self-proclaimed polygamist and has been married at least four times.

1. Gertrude Sizakele Khumalo, whom he met in 1959 and married shortly after his release from prison in 1973.[51] She lives at his home at Nkandla, KwaZulu-Natal. They have no children.
2. Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma, a cabinet minister since 1999, with whom he had four children. They divorced in June 1998.[52]
3. Kate Mantsho, from Mozambique, with whom he had five children. She committed suicide on 8 December 2000.[52]
4. Nompumelelo Ntuli (MaNtuli), the mother of two of his children, married on 8 January 2008. Ntuli, born 1975, is a resident of KwaMaphumulo near Stanger and has two children with Zuma—Thandisiwe, born 2002, and Sinqobile, born February 2006.[52]

Fiancées

1. Zuma paid lobola to the clan of Thobeka Stacey Mabhija, with whom he has two children, in 2007. The second of their children was born in October 2007 and they are expected to be married in 2010. Mabhija grew up in Umlazi, where she matriculated at Umlazi Commercial High School. She has worked at Standard Bank, Ithala, Cell C and SA Homeloans in La Lucia.
2. Zuma paid 10 cattle as lobola for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini in 2002.
3. Lobola has been paid for Bongi Ngema, with whom he has a 3-year-old son.

He reportedly has 18 children,[58] including one resulting from an affair with Minah Shongwe, sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe, who asked to be recused from Zuma’s rape trial because of the liaison. She has a son, Edward, 30, with Zuma.


I don't mind Africans who are overwhelmed by the sight of sunsets and pretty girls; I do, however, have a big problem with rich/powerful African men who use dead traditions to justify their outright exploitation of women within their poor societies. Zuma is an embarrassment. South Africa is finished.

The end.

Good Night, Sweet Space Telescope

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 2:32 PM

The Hubble Space Telescope (which I just mistyped as the "Huggle Space Telescope") has officially sent its last photo to Earth. We've sent some astronauts up to fix it, though, which is good news: After that walking-on-the-moon thing, I think the Hubble was the best thing NASA's ever done.

Abstract and Process: Movement Six

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Abstract:

Coalition of insurers, hospitals and doctors says $2 trillion in medical expenses can be saved over a decade. Obama calls it 'a watershed event in the long and elusive quest for healthcare reform.

My processing of the abstract? Krugman said it all:

What’s presumably going on here is that key interest groups have realized that health care reform is going to happen no matter what they do, and that aligning themselves with the Party of No will just deny them a seat at the table.
If this happens, if the bill passes with industry support, it will be the final nail in the GOP's coffin.

Is He Stuffing?

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:36 PM

4df9/1242070894-sixpackofpersia.jpgThose magnificent bastards over at Movieline point out that Jake Gyllenhaal's abs, which were supposedly groomed for his upcoming Bruckheimorrhage of a movie, Prince of Persia, might be fake, some sort of prosthetic six-pack. If this is true, then I look forward to a bold new future of schlubby actors with the bodies of Adonis. Perhaps Steve Buscemi can don the fake chest for the inevitable Wrath of Khan remake?

Two Great Art Reads

Posted by Jen Graves on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:35 PM

9034/1242073969-aa0509_bar_018.jpg1. On the age-old-slash-New-Economy practice of artists' bartering—trading their work for everything from wedding rings to dental work to haircuts and suits, here. (Pictured: Ed Kienholz's watercolor for a fur coat.)

2. On the way curators scramble, kneel, and beg for the artworks they believe in at an unusual Los Angeles County Museum of Art fundraiser, here.

Both pieces by Jori Finkel, she who is on fire.

Abstract and Process: Movement Five

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:33 PM

The abstract:

"I was sort of glad when the AIG bonuses scandal hit. It broke just as the Madoff story was sucking up all the attention and rapidly turning the whole Wall Street/banking crisis/bailout story into a story about a single huckster.

Not only was the Madoff story a diversion from the real (and much more important) story about how and why our financial system was in a crisis (which the AIG story brought back into focus), but I was wary of the anti-Semitic tinge to the Madoff news. Here we were in a financial crisis similar to the crisis of the 1930s, and once again it was the Jews." —Josh Feit, Publicola


My processing of the abstract:
Seattle Shakespeare Company's recent production of Merchant of Venice was set in the time around the stock-market crash of 1929, but it would have been more meaningful to set it around the current crash. What our economic crisis has that the other lacks is, of course, Bernie Madoff.


ANTONIO:

Please, if you think you question the Jew:
You may as well go stand on the beach,
And ask the main ocean to decrease his usual height;
You may as well use questions with the wolf,
Why he has made the mother sheep cry for the lamb;
You may as well forbid the mountain pines
To wag their high tops and to make no noise
When they are blown by the gusts of wind from the sky;
You may as well do anything almost as hard
As to seek to soften that—than what's harder?—
His Jewish heart...

In Case You Hadn't Noticed

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM

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The United States has surpassed Mexico as the swine-fluiest country in the world.

And this year's Pigs on Parade is going to be awkward: pigs in surgical scrubs, pigs in HAZMAT suits, snouts stuffed with tissues.

Where's your whimsy now, pigs?

Currently Hanging

Posted by Jen Graves on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:16 PM

It's that kind of day. (Gretchen Bennett, Grove (Bright Blue), pin-back buttons magnetized on metal from 2005, 24 by 36 inches, at Howard House.)

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Married Catholic Priests

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:02 PM

So a popular Miami priest—"Padre Oprah"—was photographed making out with a woman on a beach. It turns out that he's been seeing this woman, and violating his vow of celibacy, for more than two years. He's been suspended from his priestly duties while he contemplates the choice he faces: dump the woman and remain in the priesthood or dump the priesthood and remain in the woman. According to a poll just cited on MSNBC—can't get away from the TV—72% of American Catholics support allowing priests to marry. And parishioners are rallying behind their blatantly heterosexual priest:

Now here's the interesting thing: there are already married, sexually-active priests in the Catholic church. The reporter on MSNBC said that there are only formerly married priests in the Catholic church: "If you were previously married and your wife became deceased, you could become a priest..." While the church no doubt prefers wives who've become deceased, it's not accurate to say that only men with dead wives get to be priests. From Time:

...in 1980 [the pope] approved an experiment in which 43 married men have become Roman Catholic priests in the U.S. The most recent was ordained in New York just last week. (Some 20 married converts have become priests elsewhere in the West since Pope Pius XII allowed the first such dispensation in 1951.) Although church officials have sought to avoid publicity about the unusual American program, it has been chronicled in a new book, The Pastoral Provisions: Married Catholic Priests (Sheed & Ward; 152 pages; $13.95), by priest-sociologist Joseph H. Fichter of Loyola University in New Orleans.

The Christian Science Monitor:

...over the past 20 years, the pope has allowed more than 100 former Episcopal priests and other Protestant clergy to convert and serve in the priesthood while married.

If Padre Oprah had been an ordained Episcopalian priest, married that woman, had kids by her, and then sought to convert to Catholicism... all would be well with Rome. And if he'd been raping altar boys, of course, he wouldn't have been suspended, just transfered.

Win Two Tickets to Thursday's Super-Swanky James Beard Dinner!

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 1:00 PM

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The dinner's at the private Columbia Tower Club (serious swankness, dizzying views, seriously swank bathrooms with dizzying views). The chef is Ethan Stowell (Union, Tavolata, How to Cook Etc., and the new Anchovies & Olives). The price would be $175/person, but the Celebrity Chef Tour people have given Slog two free tickets to this super-swanky James Beard Foundation benefit. It is this Thursday, May 14th, at 7 p.m.

Would you and your guest like to be the lucky dinner-goers? Send an email with the subject line "Super-Swanky Dinner" that tells—in 50 words or less—why it should be you. Emails must be received by 9 a.m. tomorrow, and tomorrow, Slog will decide the winner.

The menu (which sounds insanely good) with its included wine pairings (Kendall-Jackson) is here.

UPDATE: As Mantooth points out instantaneously in comments, foie gras will be served. Twice.

Abstract and Process: Movement Four

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 12:59 PM

The abstract:

Monkey communication expert Robert Seyfarth began his lecture on May 5, the kick-off of the University of Delaware's Year of Darwin celebration, with a true story, documented in 1961, about a female baboon that herded goats in an African village.
The baboon knew all of the relationships between the goats so well that at night she would carry a bleating kid from one barn directly to its mother in another barn.

“For all the centuries we've bred dogs, no dog has exhibited this knowledge of kids and mothers,” said Seyfarth, who is a psychology professor at the University of Pennsylvania. “The question is where does this mind come from?"

My processing of the abstract:

"Considered in its full biological reality, love--that is to say affinity of being with being--is not peculiar to man. It is general property of all life and as such it embraces, in its varieties and degrees, all the forms successively adopted by organized matter." —Teilhard de Chardin, The Phenomenon of Man

Abstract and Process: Movement Three

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 11, 2009 at 12:56 PM

The abstract:

NEW YORK (CNN) — Kevin and Lucy Aikman are emerging from the financial scare of their lives.

Not only were they heavily invested in stocks when the market tumbled last fall, but Kevin's employer of 17 years — AIG, the insurance behemoth that nearly collapsed before the federal government rescued it and took control — was at the epicenter of the financial crisis.

"The first thought is fear," said Kevin. "What about all these years I've put in hard work? All the money I invested. Is there going to be any money left at the end of the day?"

Aikman, 45, is no million-dollar bonus AIG executive. He's a manager for AIG's home insurance business, overseeing replacement cost valuations in New York and Connecticut for the company's Private Client Group.

Kevin's sudden job insecurity was particularly jarring to the Aikmans. Lucy, 57, lost her position two years ago as a trader on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and has not worked since, though she would like to find a job.

My processing of the abstract:
What's striking is not that the couple is "emerging from the financial scare of their lives" but that the wife, Lucy, is 12 years older than her husband, Kevin. Because this kind of coupling (much older woman/much younger man) is far from the usual, one wants to know more about their relationship (how and when did they met, how do they love each other, and what problems and concerns are specific to this particular arrangement) and much less (if nothing at all) about the unexceptional state of their finances.

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