I didn't know that the guy who got kicked out the army for admitting he was gay on Rachel Maddow's show—Dan Choi—is an Arabic linguist. He's also a West Point grad with two tours of Iraq under his belt. Just the kind of guy we need to kick the hell out of the army.
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Go, Rachel.
...is online. They've created this nifty little thing, which lets you browse films by genre, country, and venue in a tidy visual way (also available as an iPhone app, of course).

The opening night film is In the Loop, an alternately dry and goofy British satire about government bureaucracy, which I quite liked. (Here is a review from the Guardian.)
The centerpiece gala screening is Lynn Shelton's Humpday, which I'm sure you have heard about. (Fancy Magnolia Pictures trailer here.)
And the closing night film is French spy spoof thingy OSS 117: Lost in Rio. (Variety review here.)
There are approximately a billion other films playing at SIFF this year, some great, some not so great, and you can browse them all at the SIFF website.
Our big, beautiful SIFF guide will be coming out on May 21st, with tons of original reviews from the Stranger's finest, all of whom are currently drowning in DVDs. For YOU. Get excited!
After looking at the science and concluding that abstinence-only sex education doesn't work, Obama defunded it. But on another issue—a life-and-death issue—Obama is ignoring the evidence and denying funding to a social program that works, one he promised to support:
Obama, during the primary campaign, pledged his support of needle exchange programs to slow the spread of HIV/AIDS. When he took over the White House, the administration website affirmed: "The President also supports lifting the federal ban on needle exchange, which could dramatically reduce rates of infection among drug users."Yet Obama's budget includes language that bans spending federal money on needle-exchange programs. White House spokesman Ben LaBolt said the administration isn't yet ready to lift the ban—but Obama still supports needle exchange.
The president supports needle exchange but he isn't ready to lift the federal ban on funding needle exchange programs? Excuse me, Mr. President, but WTF? Needle-exchange programs work, they save lives, they prevent new HIV infections—often among the hardest-hit communities, i.e. poor communities, urban communities, communities of color. People will die as a result of your cowardice on this issue—and there's nothing at work here but political cowardice. A Kaiser Family Foundation survey conducted in 1996 found that 66% of Americans support needle exchange programs. That was thirteen years ago. How much time is it going to take?
Obama approaches sensible drug policies—like decriminalizing marijuana possession—with the same cowardice that he approaches gay issues. Very disappointing on both scores. We'll have to wait longer for the repeals of DADT and DOMA than Barack Obama lead us to believe we would during the campaign, sure, and lives will be disrupted and injustice will have to be endured... but at least no one will die. Denying federal funds to needle exchange programs literally kills people: drug users and their sex partners. If there was ever an issue that the "fierce urgency of now" should apply to, Mr. President, it's needle exchange.
WTF, Obama?
John Walters, Bush's former drug czar, argues marijuana use increases violence. Seriously. Here's Walters and a senior Harvard lecturer last night debating whether taxing legal pot would help the economy:
Paul Armentano crushes the bullshit arguments over at Huffington Post.
The city attorney's office has finally dropped the last charge filed in the wake of an incident at an Urban Golf tournament on Capitol Hill in October.
Today, city prosecutors dropped an obstruction charge against an urban golfer who refused to provide officers with ID when police were called to the tournament after a golfer struck a bystander with a foam ball. Police arrested three golfers at the scene.
Golfer Eric Rachner was charged with obstruction while another man was charged with assault. Prosecutors dropped the assault charge in February because of, Seattle Municipal Court records say, "proof problems." It appears prosecutors dropped Rachner's case for similar reasons. "They took me to the precipice of trial just to drop the charge," Rachner says. "it’s a travesty"
Following the incident, Rachner filed a complaint with SPD's Office of Professional Accountability, which investigates misconduct claims against the department. However, investigators have cleared the officers who arrested Rachner of any misconduct.
According to a letter sent to Rachner by OPA commander Tag Gleason, the officers' actions were "appropriate and consistent with policies and practices of the Seattle Police Department. Therefore, the case is closed with the finding of Exonerated."
I've got a call in to SPD to find out if they've got a clear policy on when you're required to show ID.
In October, a Tacoma judge dismissed charges against a man who refused to provide ID to officers during a protest at the Port of Tacoma. Rachner was arrested several days after the ruling which, he says, was the basis for his refusal to show ID.
Rachner wouldn't say whether he'll be filing a civil suit against the city.

Was Superman a Spy? is a book based on a weekly column called "Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed" that appears over at Comic Book Resources every Friday morning. Each column, Brian Cronin answers three reader questions about something that they maybe heard this one time from a friend. Cronin determines whether the rumor is true or false, and then explains the history behind the rumor. I really enjoy checking out the column every week. A lot of the time, it's pretty dull, but every once in a while, there's a great one, like a couple of weeks ago, about how Wolverine was originally supposed to be a mutated wolverine and not a human at all. Some of the stories are astounding, like this story that took place in the comics world in the 70s:
Writer Tony Isabella, who had written a number of issues for two African American superheroes over at Marvel, Power Man and Black Goliath, was approached by DC to take over a new series it had not yet debuted. Scripts were in for the first two issues, and the title was to be called The Black Bomber. It would star a Caucasian Vietnam veteran who, due to the side effects of some experiments he underwent in Vietnam (to better camouflage troops), turns into an African American man at night and fights crime as the Black Bomber. When he was his normal identity, though, he was a bigot a la Archie Bunker on All in the Family.
This is, of course, one of those stories you simply can't make up.
The problem is that for some bizarre reason this book completely abandons the Q&A format of Cronin's regular column, which, for me, was part of the fun. Instead, Cronin assembles each of the rumors by character and by company—Superman rumors, Batman rumors, DC rumors, and so on—and tells them in rough chronological order.
Unfortunately, Cronin isn't a very good writer, and so this conceit utterly fails. It's not a linear history. Cronin tries to segue between some sixty or seventy completely unrelated rumors and he's not a capable enough craftsman to accomplish that. This should be a book you can dip into and flip around in; the linear approach makes that impossible. I can't understand why anyone thought that abandoning the Q&A format would be a good idea. Luckily, all the urban legends are available, for free, in their superior original format, over here.

It's been a long time since a club in town hosted a regular fetish night—RIP Sunday nights at the Vogue—but it looks like Seattle's got a brand new fetish night. Sexstanza—a first-Thursday-of-the-month fetish, kink, and costume dance party (can I come as Elisabeth Hasselbeck?)—kicks off tonight at Re-bar. More info here.
UPDATE: Russell in comments responding to "it's been a long time since a club in town hosted a regular fetish night..."
Um, besides Grind at the Wet Spot you mean? Every Thursday for nine years and the most popular event there, thankyouverymuch ^-^
Sorry about that, Russell—yes, Grind at the Center for Sex Positive Culture is an asset and a treasure. But I was referring to a regular fetish night at a regular nightclub—an actual nightclub with booze and... well, with booze. While the Grind's atmosphere is "nightclub-like," according to the Center's website, it also notes, "As always: no alcohol," which is un-nightclub-like in the extreme. On the plus side Grind is open to anyone 18-and-over, so kinky underagers can get their freak on at Grind. For more info about Grind email grind@sexpositiveculture.org.
But we're all in agreement that Sexstanza is a terrible name for a fetish night—or any night. Grind is a much cooler name. The end.
Seattle Times executive news editor Leon Espinoza, target of a recent Rancor ambush at his newspaper's headquarters (no, not this Rancor, this one) just sent me an e-mail response to the media critique that launched the ambush—and, while refusing to give in to the Rancor's demand for an immediate cash settlement, Espinoza now admits The Rancor was right!
Hey, I'm a journalist working for a nonprofit—get real, man.All kidding aside, we were really quite charitable already with our attention-hogging, camera-mugging friend. If he had really wanted a response, and not just footage for an ambush-style interview at our front door, I would have been more than happy to oblige.
As I told some readers the day our headline in question was published (Swine flu found in Seattle), we did go too far by using the word "found" rather than "likely," although we did say probable cases in a readout headline. Of course, the cases were later confirmed, as expected. We had very cordial exchanges with a number of our readers, who e-mailed or called us right away—versus trying to ambush us at the door days later. Guess he got his 15 minutes of fame—and me, too! I've got to go pass the hat around.
Leon Espinoza
Executive News Editor
People who know gay people are likelier to support gay rights and marriage equality. People who don't know gay people need to be introduced to gay people and gay families—which is just what these new ads from Equality California do.
It's too bad EQC didn't run these ad before the vote on Prop 8. Live and learn. Thanks for the heads up, Rex.
Fancy yourself a know-it-all? Well then maybe you have an answer for some of the burning questions in Questionland!
Is there a way to try a tattoo before you commit?
How do I sterilize deflated sports equipment for pinkeye?
Where's the best place to watch a Sounders game?
What is your favorite local beer?
How does fruit juice keep my medicine from working right?
Go. Answer. Let's make Seattle smarter, one question at a time.
(And while you're there, smarty-pants, expand your knowledge by asking a question of your own!)
Did you ever go to the Frontier Room in Belltown prior to its remodeling/gentrifiupscaling? Back when it was pretty much the world's most awesome dive bar, with definitely the world's most awesome dive-bartender, Nina? I thought I had a pretty good Nina story, but John Scott Tynes in the comments on this week's Bar Exam totally has me beat.
The comments on my Kirk/Spock slash fiction story over at Newsweek are getting better and better:
Posted By: kobe24youbeast @ 05/06/2009 4:59:29 PM
man this is some gay ass homo *** i swear!*** star trek nerds that like this *** go get some pucy!
Posted By: rogerjun2 @ 05/06/2009 3:22:21 PM
This is an article written by an obvious idiot. But I'm sure the homosexual community is really pleased with it. It's interesting that Newsweek panders to a group that is about 6% of the population and ignores the 94% that think this kind of trash is unnecessary and beyond ignorant.
Posted By: kobe24youbeast @ 05/06/2009 7:00:28 PM
im just saying i dont like when 2 men are kissing its is destorying our world if u didnt know that.
Posted By: NotASocialist @ 05/06/2009 10:52:50 PM
I find this totally gross and vile. It doesn't matter that it's fiction, the message is that men on men is normal and its not, its just perverse. Putting this filth up here for people to see, is equal to a heterosexual hate crime, wheres the law against that? Its like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Posted By: kobe24youbeast @ 05/07/2009 1:38:52 PM
this is sicking gay gay gay is that all what ppl talk about. i think that it is wrong but IDC if u do it, u do it heterosexual tho.
This is all I'm saying: I sure do love our little online community here at Slog. Even the haters can spell "pussy." It's positively utopia over here.
This, Eli, is a Rancor:

From Wookiepedia:
Rancors were large carnivorous reptomammals originating from the planet of Dathomir.Though they were usually considered unintelligent beasts, the rancors of Dathomir at least were semi-sentient, caring creatures who mourned their family members when they died, and who passed on oral histories of the matriarchal herds into which these were organized.
Why can't everything in life be a Star Wars reference?
The Stress Test results are in! "The nation's largest banks collectively need another $75 billion." Believe it or not, J.P Morgan Chase does not need any part of this cash. As for Bank of America? $33.9 billion. As for Wells Fargo? $13.7 billion. There you go.
To celebrate the release of the mysterious new Doritos flavor "Tacos at Midnight," The Awl links to a blog that received an e-mail from someone who claims to know where Dorito flavor dust comes from. Even if it's not true, I'm going to believe it is.
Apparently, it starts out as a "solid-esque, rubbery lump" that re-shapes itself if damaged. But "It wants to be a liquid, a puddle," and will slowly stretch out on the floor if you leave it alone, possibly sighing as it deflates.
Perhaps it will befriend your child, too.
Obama at his inauguration: "We will restore science to its rightful place..." It's a promise that he's making good on:
The President's FY2010 budget was released this morning (you can search through all 1376 pages here) and among the proposed changes it includes is the elimination of Community-Based Abstinence Education (CBAE) funding. Under the Bush administration, CBAE grants went to programs that teach kids the only way to prevent pregnancy and avoid sexually-transmitted infections is to postpone sex until marriage. Budget language explicitly prevented those programs from providing students "any other education regarding sexual conduct."
This is why kids who'd had abstinence-only sex ed were such disasters once they became sexually active: they knew nothing about birth control, nothing about sex, nothing about anything. Well, it looks like the era of sex miseducation is over:
The Obama budget eliminates the main federal funding streams for abstinence-only education (some of which have been around since welfare reform) and replaces them with $110 million in competitive grants to "fund teen pregnancy prevention programs," with at least $75 million reserved for "programs that replicate the elements of one or more teenage pregnancy prevention programs that have been proven through rigorous evaluation to delay sexual activity, increase contraceptive use (without increasing sexual activity), or reduce teenage pregnancy." It also authorizes $50 million in new mandatory teen pregnancy prevention grants to states.
Good news. Thanks, Mr. President.
After eight years as the chief of the Seattle Police Department, Gil Kerlikowske is gone. The US Senate has, as expected, confirmed Gil Kerlikowske as our new drug czar by a 91-1 vote.
This guy was the lone dissenter:
In February, we weighed the pros and cons of Kerlikowske's appointment. You can read that article here.
The group show opening next Thursday (May 14) at Vermillion Gallery is no small production. The organizers—curators Jose Tapia and Damion Hayes and artist Julio Guerrero—have been producing a blog chock full of images and interviews with the included artists for two months.
And yesterday they put out this video flyer.
Desmadre's goal? "To shed light on a growing movement amongst latino artists who are exploring and incorporating cultural roots while creating work that expresses the 21st century realities and complexities of life."
The aesthetics? "Desmadre is founded on the idea that as the world becomes more connected cultures will continually draw inspiration from disparate sources to create new modes of celebrating culture. For us the idea of mashing together the strong revolutionary traditions of Posada with D.I.Y ideals and a good dose of Taco Truck aesthetics defines what it is that makes Desmadre Arte Desmadre."
Post-Latino! (Here's the post-black model I'm thinking of.) Or not. Whatever. I can't wait.
It's not the specific people Twittering about their lives. It's all the people Twittering about our world:
Twitter has some very interesting plans for its newly-unveiled live search function: soon it will activate crawlers that will index the links users include in their Tweets. In one fell swoop that turns Twitter into an even more powerful news and opinion aggregator. Look and learn, Google.The news came directly from Santosh Jayaran, VP of Operations at Twitter. Interestingly, he was previously VP of Search Quality at Google. Twitter plans to turn its search results from a mere list of updates that people tweet related to the topic you're searching for into a fully-fledged live data source.
The idea of many people's opinions and concerns and information being immediately available to everyone is a potent one, and something that Google—not even Google's Blog Search, which feels kind of heavy and slow for a Google search—can't quite do on its own. It's a genius use of what they've built, and this is how Twitter will eventually be able to monetize their business.
John on the release of a second topless snap of Miss CA:
Yes, schadenfreude. But more importantly, the hypocrisy of the religious right, and all extreme moralists, is once against being exposed (no pun intended). From David Vitter paying hookers while signing onto legislation to "protect marriage," to Larry Craig being anti-gay while tapping his feet in men's rooms, to evangelical preachers who visit male masseurs with slippery fingers. And let's not even get started on anti-gay religious right leaders who set off gaydar ten miles away. It's not just that all of these people are moral hypocrites. It's looking as though their moral hypocrisy might even be the cause of their personal moral crusades. Are they so ashamed of themselves that they strike out at others?Regardless, Miss California is not long for this crown. Though by continuing to use her as their spokesperson, the religious right does take a big step towards legitimizing soft porn, so it's not all bad.
In other Miss CA news...
So how does a beauty queen turn into the poster child against gay marriage? In the case of Miss California Carrie Prejean, the answer may lie in an ugly divorce that may have cemented her views on gay relationships. Carrie's parents filed for divorce in 1988 and the divorce and custody fights went on for more than a decade — it was a divorce filled with homosexual allegations hurled by both sides.
Wait—I thought Miss CA was raised in a Christian home that instilled Christian values like denying basic civil rights to gays because homosexuality is wrong (but one that gave Carrie a pass on posing for topless snaps). And now TMZ tells me that Miss CA's parents are divorced? Not in the eyes of the Lord they're not. Divorce is against the bible. And the bible says that adulterers—which is what Miss CA's parents are, since Christ doesn't recognize divorce—have to be stoned to death. So Carrie's parents have to die. Sorry, no offense, just the way I was raised. And I realize that murdering divorced people isn't politically correct and all, but, like Miss CA, I'm way more concerned with being biblically correct than being politically correct.
Okay, now who wants to throw the first stone?
Note to self: There are just some things you should never do with your sunroof open. Never, okay? Never-EVER-never...
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The above quote is from an interview with Rupert Murdoch. Here's more:
The establishment media is dying and advertising revenue has plummeted...This has forced sectors of the corporate media to charge the dwindling number of loyal readers they have left for news content, a practice which is set to become widespread according to Murdoch...“Asked whether he envisaged fees at his British papers such as the Times, the Sunday Times, the Sun and the News of the World, (Murdoch) replied: “We’re absolutely looking at that,” reports the Guardian. “Taking questions on a conference call with reporters and analysts, he said that moves could begin “within the next 12 months‚” adding: “The current days of the internet will soon be over.”
I despise Murdoch, but when he predicts something, you should pay attention. He didn't get where he is by being a bad guesser. But I don't think people will pay what the media wants; the genie is out of the bottle as far as that goes. The story linked to above, on Prison Planet, theorizes that this is the collapse of corporate media, and I don't think that's the case, either. But people have been trying to find money on the internet for ten years now. The vast majority have failed. This problem is going to need to find some sort of resolution in the next year, or people like Murdoch are going to be in serious trouble.
You know we've reached the end times of the anti-gay marriage movement when they start making arguments like this: we can't let gay people marry because then African Americans will think there's something gay about getting married—and you know how those people are about gay stuff. So says Heather Mac Donald at Secular Right:
It is no secret that resistance to homosexuality is highest among the black population (though probably other ethnic minorities are close contenders). I fear that it will be harder than usual to persuade black men of the obligation to marry the mother of their children if the inevitable media saturation coverage associates marriage with homosexuals. Is the availability of homosexual marriage a valid reason to shun the institution? No, but that doesn’t make the reaction any less likely.What are the chances that gay marriage would further doom marriage among blacks? I don’t know. Again, if someone can persuade me that the chances are zero, then I would be much more sanguine. But anything more than zero, I am reluctant to risk.
So... unless someone can convince Heather—an opponent of gay marriage—that there's a zero chance that marriage equality will "further doom" the institution of marriage in African American communities then, gee, we just can't risk it. And if you can't prove that negative, well, sorry. Think of all the (fatherless black) children.
Hm. It seems to me, Heather, that the maybe the real problem with the black family—what's depressing black marriage rates—isn't poverty, institutional racism, crime-plagued inner cities, sub-standard housing, the eeeeeeeevils of rap music (sarcasm, people), the glorification of thug culture, and the lack of access to primary medical care, birth control, abortion services, etc., etc., but the fact that straight white people can get legally married right now. I mean, the saturation coverage given to a white celebrity's wedding has to be reaching African Americans—they watch TV, they see the covers of the tabloids at the supermarket. And maybe all the straight white people getting married has created a fatal associated in the minds of African Americans between marriage and whiteness, or "acting white"—and you how poor blacks feel about "acting white." Seems to me that if you want to do everything you can to promote marriage among blacks, you would start by banning straight white marriage. And unless someone can prove to me that banning straight white marriage wouldn't improve marriage rates among blacks then I don't think we can risk even one more straight white marriage. Think of the children.