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Friday, May 8, 2009

LAST CHANCE: Vote For Your Favorite "Best Breakfast" Nominees!

Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, May 8, 2009 at 12:57 PM

A couple weeks ago we asked Stranger readers what some of their favorite brunch and breakfast places were here in Seattle (see Questionland). We've compiled all the nominees, and now you get to vote for the winners, and choose who'll be featured in our upcoming breakfast guide! The polls close at 5 pm today, and the winners will be announced in our May 21st issue.

UPDATE: Since you all clearly have very strong opinions on breakfast matters, please be reminded that you can write reviews of your favorite (or least favorite) places that will live on the internet for all eternity in our dining guide. Just click here!

The polls are now closed. Thanks to everyone who voted! Be sure to pick up The Stranger's breakfast guide in the May 21st issue to see who the winners are.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Rancor vs. The Seattle Times

Posted by Eli Sanders on Thu, May 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Wow. I have no idea who or what The Rancor are (other than, as they tell me, my "last best hope").

But they just got my attention with this amazing video, in which a Rancor correspondent (the only Rancor correspondent?) gets outraged about a recent Seattle Times swine flu headline, tries to ambush Times reporters at the newspaper's headquarters in order to hold someone accountable for said headline, gets yelled at by Times security, draws the attention of four Seattle Police cars, and then (spoiler alert, watch the video now and don't scroll if you want to be surprised)...


...and then, in an apparent homage to Spike Lee's trademark shots of characters floating down the street in moments of crisis, films himself floating down the street shouting at Times executive news editor Leon Espinoza (not present) and demanding that Mr. Espinoza make a donation to atone for his alleged journalistic sins.

Mr. Espinoza was not immediately available for comment.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Regrets

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Typically when you do a live news program you spend the rest of the night, week, month slapping your forehead and thinking, "I should've said..." or, "I wish I didn't say..."

But I thought I did a pretty good on Larry King Live tonight. I made a few points I thought needed making, slipped one joke in, and I got to say a few things about teenagers that you're usually not allowed to say on the teevee. (They should masturbate together, they have a right to be sexual.) But the second I walked into the house the boyfriend said, "Christ, you were the gay Maggie Gallagher..." Apparently I came off as a bit too aggro, a bit too angry, a little too sharp. "That woman you were on with was trying to agree with you!" Um... was she? I may have missed that because I was had braced myself for the usual shouting-heads routine. Then the boyfriend went in for the kill:

"And how come you didn't bring up abortion?"

That's when I started slapping my head. We were having a conversation about whether abstinence was a "foolproof" way of preventing teen pregnancy—and it works in theory, just not practice—and I didn't think to bring up a safe and legal and absolutely "foolproof" way of ending (a) teen pregnancy. I also didn't bring up Plan B, the "morning after pill," and the plight of gay kids trapped in abstinence-only/heterosex-only sex "education" classes. No doubt I'll have a list of 30,000 things I neglected to bring up by morning. Dammit.

So, like, regrets, man, I've got a few.... just as I'm sure poor Perez does. When Maggie Gallagher was wiping the floor with him earlier in the program—"Poor, oppressed Miss California! Why can't the gays leave her alone and let her oppress you people in peace!"—Perez needed to stop talking about Miss California's contract with the pageant. Miss California's dirty pictures aren't the issue. The issue is hypocrisy—Miss California's hypocrisy and Maggie Gallagher's hypocrisy. Miss CA claims she's against same-sex marriage—she's joined Maggie's campaign against it—because gay marriage isn't "biblically correct" and she was brought up to be a "good Christian girl." Since when is parading around in a swimsuit on the TV "biblically correct"? Since when do "good, Christian girls" pose for wank shots? You can't point to the bible when you want to oppress the homos and then shrug and say, "I'm a Christian model!" when you're caught violating biblical admonitions about female modesty.

Anyhoo...

The Fact That You're Not Freaking Out About Swine Flu Anymore...

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 8:01 PM

...is now the #1 reason to freak out about swine flu.

Sims to Resign Tomorrow

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 7:30 PM

According to a source, King County Executive Ron Sims has been confirmed as deputy secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development and will resign tomorrow. Next up: the process for picking a replacement between four candidates: Sims chief of staff Kurt Triplett, former county council members Steve Hammond and Louise Miller, and former Seattle mayor Charles Royer.

I Know the Bacon Mania Is Supposedly Ending

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 7:26 PM

But! I have one last question for you before it goes...

Has anyone tried a bacon/banana combo? Is it good?

Two Comics From First Second

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:57 PM

2846/1241647228-eternalsmilecover156sh.jpgA few weeks back, I got two new comics in the mail from great new-ish comics publisher First Second Books. They're both worth your time.

The Eternal Smile is a collaboration between young cartoonists Gene Luen Yang (author of the rightly-celebrated autobio-comic American Born Chinese) and Derek Kirk Kim (author of the very good Same Difference and Other Stories). It's made up of three stories that are slightly thematically linked. All three stories are about imagination.

The first story, "Duncan's Kingdom," is the weakest of the three. It's about a young man who could potentially save a magical kingdom. There's a twist, obviously, and it gets a little schmaltzy. The second story is basically an homage to those great old Carl Barks Uncle Scrooge books. Called "Gran'Pa Greenbax and the Eternal Smile," it's about a greedy old frog and his attempts to become the richest frog in the world. It's a fun story with a bit of a ridiculous sci-fi twist thrown in. Unlike the first story's twist, this one really works. The third story, "Urgent Request," about a lonely office worker who becomes seduced by a Nigerian e-mail scammer, is perhaps the best of the lot. It's sweet and sad and hopeful, the work of two young men who are starting to figure out what they can do with the medium.

ef74/1241646942-adventurescover256sh.jpgOn the whole, The Eternal Smile would work for teenage readers, but Adventures in Cartooning is intended for kids. As in, kids who just learned how to read. A knight goes on a quest to defeat a giant dragon and he's assisted by a cute little elf who teaches him the physics of cartooning along the way. ("Comics are made up of many little picture boxes which are called panels!!!...without panels, it looks like you are surrounded by four elves. Now, with panels, you can see it's just me flying around! Panels make it easy to see how things happen over time!") It's a great little art instruction book for boys and girls who like to doodle but haven't quiet put together how to make those doodles tell a story. Cartooning could be a bit more instructional, but it serves as kind of an Understanding Comics for the kindergarten set. I hope every library in America gets a copy, because as a comics instruction textbook, there's nothing else quite like it.

First Second fills an important hole in comics publishing: It's not as Serious-Arty as Fantagraphics or Drawn & Quarterly, but it's not as disposable as much of Marvel or DC's output. They're solid books for general-interest readers, and both these books are great introductions to the publisher. You should check them out the next time you're at the bookstore.

When the Fuck Will Brett Favre Just Die or Retire or Whatever?

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:49 PM

What will it take to make Brett Favre finally go away?

After retiring from the Packers after 293 years, un-retiring and the re-retiring from the Jets last season, #4 appears to be considering un-retirement once again and will apparently meet with Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress this week to talk about coming on board as a QB next season.

Now, the Vikings are the sworn enemies of the Packers. so Favre putting on Viking purple would pretty much be the biggest "fuck you" ever to Green Bay. But, as fun as it would be to see His Royal Favrness get booed at Lambeau Field all season—and, let's face it, his old, noodley throwing arm would likely cost the Vikings another post-season run for the umpteenth time—I'm getting really fucking tired of this is-he-or-isn't-he-retiring crap. And, of course, I'm not alone on this.

Kissing Suzy Kolber/Deadspin blogger Drew Magary has written a delightfully hateful rant on the subject and all football fans should read it immediately.

I have always argued that pro athletes should play their respective sports as long as they damn well please, because it’s still a kickass job even if you aren’t all that good at it anymore. So I don’t begrudge Favre his right to play football, even if it’s for the Vikings. What I do begrudge is the fact that this asshole NEVER WANTED TO FUCKING STOP PLAYING TO BEGIN WITH. He knew the second he rererereretired earlier this year that he’d try and get his release so he could play in Minnesota. This whole myth perpetrated by Peter King that, “I don’t think even Brett Favre knows what Brett Favre is going to do” is the most insulting pile of shit I’ve ever heard. That fuck knows exactly what the fuck he’s doing, and anyone who says otherwise probably spends all day licking radiators.

Make no mistake, when the Vikings end up signing Favre, it won’t be the final piece in some kind of championship puzzle. It’ll be the nothing more than the final nail in the coffin for Brad Childress. It’ll be the last act of a desperate coach who has spent the past three years wasting an otherwise talented roster on unimaginative schemes and an abject failure to produce anything of note at the quarterback position. This asshole had three fucking years to cultivate a decent QB for this team. Three. A fucking lifetime in NFL years.

More angry ranting at KSK.

Dan Savage on Larry King Live Tonight

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:30 PM

Whenever there's a shirt with a collar hanging in Dan's office, it means only one thing: TV. Fearless Leader is heading to the studio downtown now to be on Larry King Live to talk about Bristol Palin, abstinence education, and so forth. How will he discuss "mutual masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, outercourse, sex toys your partner can insert into you, sex toys you can insert your partner into, erotic role-play that doesn't culminate in vaginal intercourse, GAY SEX" on television? Find out on CNN at 6 p.m.

Dan's going to be missing the office Happy Gay-Time happy hour after work, celebrating the awesome parade of recent gay-marriage legalization, location T.B.D. But if you need a good happy hour, The Stranger's got a (free!) new happy-hour iPhone app that'll hook you right up. Cheers, everybody!

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UPDATE! Tina in comments, your wish is the Elite's command: They have tons of TVs and promise to turn one of them to CNN with sound at 6 p.m. I don't think bars are legally allowed to condone drinking games, but the Elite's happy hour goes until 8 o'clock, with $2.75 Bud/Bud Lite, $3.50 wells, and $5.50 double wells. I am now thirsty. Good day.

Even More Americans Want to Legalize Pot

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:19 PM

A few months ago, only 40 to 44 percent of Americans wanted to legalize pot. So maybe the poll released today is a statistical fluke. Or, more likely, all the recent talk of a poor economy and the billions in taxes we could be harvesting from a legal marijuana crop has folks thinking:

A new Zogby poll commissioned by the conservative-leaning O'Leary Report has found 52 percent voter support for treating marijuana as a legal, taxed, regulated substance.

So how long until we run an initiative to decriminalize marijuana in Washington state? I'm hoping we'll see one next year.

Cavalcade of Cartoon Cruelty

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Chris Ware's comics are amazing. I mean that they're amazing because they're so well-crafted and also that they're amazing because I can hand a one-page cartoon to someone and have them bawling in seconds. They're emotionally raw, often cruel things. One of my favorites of his is Quimby the Mouse, a series of strips about a cartoon mouse who is at once in love with and repulsed by a severed cat head that cries a lot. So this cartoon, which will be part of tomorrow's This American Life Live!, really appeals to me:

I'm not a huge fan of comics leaving their source material behind, but this is an exception. Quimby—so clearly a callback to those early cruel days of Mickey Mouse—is an animation natural. I'd love to see more of these.

UPDATE: Curses! Vimeo has taken down the cartoon. I'll repost it when it eventually returns online. In the meantime, enjoy this (not as good) Chris Ware cartoon from the TAM TV show:

New Hampshire

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 3:55 PM

A bill that will legalize same-sex marriage in New Hampshire is now on the desk of Governor John Lynch. A Democrat, Lynch has said previously that he did not support marriage equality. Maine's Democratic governor had said the same thing—but Maine's governor signed a gay marriage bill into law this morning. The New Hampshire Freedom to Marry Coalition is asking people to call Governor Lynch and ask him to support marriage equality and sign HB436.

Remember the despair you felt after Prop 8 passed in California? Doesn't that seem like ages ago? And can we get the folks who've run the marriage equality campaigns—particularly the ones behind the ad above—to move to California and head up on the Prop 8 repeal effort?

"Karate Bruce Harrell knows and this put my life in great danger."

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 3:37 PM

A local homeless activist has filed a specious anti-harassment order against City Council Member Bruce Harrell after, the man claims, Harrell threatened him.

In an anti-harassment order petition filed in King County Superior Court late last month, Michael Fuller—who repeatedly refers to himself as the Honorable Michael B. Fuller in his filing—claims that Harrell threatened him outside of Coleman Elementary School on April 28th.

In his filing, Fuller says he ran into Harrell outside the school and told him he "if you won [a city council seat] that you would handle the problem of racism in the CD." Then, Fuller says, Harrell "made movements as he was getting out of his car to assault a disable[d] man." Luckily, the petition says, local activist Omari Tahir Garrett, who famously whacked Mayor Paul Schell with a bullhorn in 2001, was there to break up the alleged melee.

Fuller writes in his petition that he's afraid of Bruce Harrell because "Karate Bruce Harrell knows and this put my life in great danger."

Fuller, who lists himself as a Private Attorney General in his filing, apparently fears for his life so much that he drafted a letter to President Barack Obama, which is included with his anti-harassment petition.

"Now these slant-eyed immigrants in the black community, with hatred against Black American disable and saying we have invaded their country and have killed their families. Now, looking as I read Jones V. Meyer CD 1968, this case law does not apply to the ones with or without a Green Card to violatie 45.11 Coercion threat and intimidate the Black American disable in the Black Community. I notice that they only socialize with Caucasoid. This has also invaded the Black Community. They did not want to be around us in the early 60s, and now they are saying this is their neighborhood. Bruce Harrell is a racist and he said we the people but not African American disable or African American veterans"

Bruce Harrell was not in his office this afternoon (sources at City Hall say Harrell was at a Karate class) and could not be reached for comment.

It appears City Hall staff are familiar with the Honorable Michael Fuller. "We’ve all been warned about “the honorable,”' one staffer says. "He’s somebody they warn you about when you start here."

Fuller could also not be reached for comment, but his voicemail message warns "time is winding up and God has your address. All of you elected officials that are fabricating to the constituents will have to answer to my God. Thank you."

Fuller's anti-harassment order against Harrell was tossed out by the court the same day it was filed.

In other news, just about anyone can file for—and get—a temporary restraining order. I'm thinking about filing one against Dan just for shits and giggles. That, and he's been threatening to kill people around here.

Burning Beast 2009

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 3:36 PM

seattlebikeguy wondered over here yesterday how to get tickets to this year's July 11th 12th (confirmed!) Burning Beast, the world's funnest and most delicious feast in a field cooked by Seattle's best chefs. (Update: Lest we forget, it also benefits [and takes place at] the very worthy, very lovely Smokefarm, out in the country an hour north. There is a river to swim in!) Answer: They'll be on sale at Brown Paper Tickets by June 1st.

Even in Bad Times

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 3:32 PM

It’s a delightful paradox: A lot of the new housing getting built these days serves people making the least money. Tonight, Capitol Hill Housing, a nonprofit developer that draws from private and public funding, will present preliminary plans for apartments on 12th Avenue. The portion of the street, between Seattle University and the kid jail, was left out of a stalled renaissance that brought a few high-end condos to the northern end of the street and a flourish of shops to the south end in Little Saigon. But on the corner of East Jefferson street, a dry cleaners was demolished years ago and has since overgrown with weeds:

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Here’s a preliminary outline of the proposed building for tonight’s presentation:

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Environmental Works

The site currently allows only 40-foot tall buildings, but Capitol Hill Housing plans to ask the city council to change the rules to allow a six-story, 65-foot tall building on the site. That would make sense. There’s no reason to keep buildings short on an arterial well served by buses and close to downtown, perfect for high-density. Sarah Kontny, an architect for Environmental Works, which is designing the building, says it would contain 40 apartments available to tenants making up to 60 percent of the area median income (no more than $35,000 a year). Monthly rent for a two-person household would be under $1,000 and for a one-person household would be under $885. May seem expensive, but as Anna Markee at the Housing Development Consortium explains, it’s a good deal for the area—especially for a new building. After 15 years, tenants will be eligible to buy their apartments outright.

There’s a design meeting tonight at 6:30 p.m. in room 3211 of Seattle Central Community College, 1701 Broadway. More info here.

Also up for public review—but not a low-income project—Jim Mueller's vision for 20th Avenue and East Madison Street:

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Weinstein AU

I write about it over here. A public design meeting for the latter project is at 8:00 p.m. in room 3211 of Seattle Central Community College, 1701 Broadway.

Jarrett and Hunter Explain Votes to Reinstate Eyman's Property Tax Cap

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 3:01 PM

In my column this week, I talk to King County Executive candidates Fred Jarrett and Ross Hunter, two Eastside Democrats who serve in the state Senate and House, respectively. (Longer Q&As with each candidate, as well as a report from last night's executive forum in Renton, will be posted on the Stranger's web site shortly). In our conversations, both candidates told me that the one percent cap on property taxes (passed by voters as Tim Eyman's Initiative 747, overturned by the state supreme court, and subsequently reinstated, at Gov. Christine Gregoire's request, by a special session of the state legislature) was one of the biggest problems facing the county: Because the county relies primarily on property taxes, and because one percent is lower than the rate of inflation, the cap means county government has to make deeper cuts every year.

Hunter: [The county has] a structural revenue problem. They get 60 percent of their revenue from property tax and that only grows one percent a year, and inflation is just bigger than that. Over time, they have to keep doing less and less as a county. And if the county’s doing things that you think are really important to quality of life, like public health or putting miscreants in jail, then that’s bad news.

Jarrett: There are some structural problems around their revenue sources, but there are solutions to those that the county council and executive have decided not to take. While they are limited to 1 percent property tax growth [each year], they’re able to go out and ask the voters if the voters will want those services. They haven’t done that because they know they’ll lose. They haven’t made the case to the voters that those services are important.

However, both men voted to reinstate the one percent cap on property taxes in their roles as state legislators in 2007.

I called Hunter and Jarrett to see why they voted to put the cap back in place, whether they stood by their votes, and whether, in light of massive recent budget cuts at the county, they thought voters were prepared to raise their taxes to protect county services.

Hunter paused for a long time, then he said:

Why'd I vote that way in the first place? I voted that way because that's what the [House Democratic] caucus decided to do on that issue. ... I'm finance chair and to some degree I follow the lead of my caucus. ... I don't think it works, but I think it's what the people want. One of the things I tried to do this year was make corrections to the county's tax structure. And what I found is that there is immense resistance to doing that within the caucus. I was surprised by that, because we're looking at some pretty devastating cuts at the county... The members are concerned, but they also have concern that the county has a spending problem. ... I don't thing King County is going to be able to get its voters or the legislature to vote for more revenue authority until they convince both the voters and the legislators that they're spending what they have in a reasonable way. ... I think you've got to come back and convince the voters that you have a real issue and they actually want the services you provide. ... Until people can understand what the county spends its money on, I don't think they do they aren't going to vote to raise their taxes. ... Is one percent the right number? No, it's not. We should probably use a number that's closer to some measure of inflation. Every year they do less. Maybe that's what you want, but it's not what I want.

Jarrett , similarly, said the county hasn't made the case that it deserves more tax revenue:

One of the county's big problems is that it hasn't built the public support for the programs, and that's why you have things like the one percent cap. My view is generally, I don't want to overturn decisions that the public made. I dislike the way that Tim approaches politics and the way that he tries to make public policy without understanding what the consequences of it are, but by the same token, one of the things that I have learned over the years is that when people don't get to have the consequences of a vote they don't learn that they have to be a little bit more careful when they're doing their analysis of a vote. ... Notice that what i said last night is not that you do away with the property tax cap. I said, you work with the law as it is. You can go above one percent—you just have to have a vote of the people. The county has not been able to demonstrate the need to the people to do that. ... If you look at the rhetoric that comes out of Eyman and his ilk, what they talk about is how much property taxes are rising. Well, the reason they're going up is voter-approved levies. ... When it's a specific thing and people see value in it, they're willing to vote for taxes.

Dept. of Overlooked Anniversaries

Posted by Eli Sanders on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:57 PM

Slog tipper Justin writes:

One year ago today, Obama effectively buried Clinton and the primary was over. We knew it was true because Tim Russert said it was true.


Was that really only one year ago? It seems like so much longer. But Justin's tip made me wonder where I was a year ago. Turns out it was almost one year ago today that I was out among the white people of southern Oregon, trying to figure out why Hillary Clinton was still in the presidential race (and still hoping to win the Oregon primary) even though Tim Russert and everyone else said it was over for her. At the Jackson County Fairgrounds, down near the border with California, I found something of an answer:

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As that Clinton event at the Jackson County Fairgrounds was finishing up, a familiar face walked by the press area—a friend from college who now travels with the senator. He looked great for having been in three states in one day, and after a few minutes of catching up he told me to grab my stuff and come with him.

We walked to the back of the arena, songs like "American Girl" and "Don't Stop Believing" playing on the loudspeakers. My friend nodded at a Secret Service agent and then the two of us were walking under the risers that had formed Clinton's backdrop, into a "greenroom" draped in blue cloth and filled with local law-enforcement officers in their dress uniforms, probably waiting for a picture.

Through a curtain, across a short stretch of concrete, and then, with my friend as my escort, I was suddenly inside the bubble of Secret Service protection that was surrounding Clinton as she worked the rope line. Because of the late hour, Clinton had promised the crowd she would answer their questions one on one rather than doing a Q&A, and my friend wanted me to hear what people say to Clinton as she presses the flesh. This is something people don't see and don't understand, he was telling me: the intensity of Clinton's connection with her supporters, the absolute firmness of their conviction that she should go on.

It was true.

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Claws Are Not a Mutant Power

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Jen Graves is one of my favorite writers, because her writing always surprises me. I'm currently in love with her review of Wolverine: Origins:

Several points must be made right up front for the record, and they are that being good with a gun, sword, or baton is not a mutation, and that being able to do kung-fu moves all through the air is not a mutation, and that putting a finger to your temple, squeezing your eyes shut, and making whatever's bothering you stop bothering you is not a mutation unless just getting your way is a mutation. Some skills? Just human skills. A human is amazing with a baton!

It's a great paragraph, and the sentence that ends this paragraph—"Humans are the best species out there at kung fu!"—is currently my favorite sentence in the English language. I can picture scientists trying to quantitatively prove this fact. (Those poor kung fu-trained gerbils never stood a chance.) So when Topless Robot runs this video of a Wolverine-loving nerd with way too much time on his hands:

Instead of making me worry about this guy going out in public with his claws and injuring someone, this video makes me think of Jen Graves' review of Wolverine and I giggle instead. Thank you, Jen Graves.

Now It Can Be Yours: Large Bejeweled Cross-on-a-Stick!

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:31 PM

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Remember when Slog reader Mehal found the large bejeweled cross-on-a-stick at 39th and Stone Way? While people had various designs on it (for Halloween, as a prop for HUMP!, for a tarts-and-vicars party), no one claimed it. Mehal checked with the cops and, you know, God, and no one's missing a large bejeweled cross-on-a-stick—so now it can be yours!

You must be willing to come fetch your new large bejeweled cross-on-a-stick at Stranger headquarters next week. First one to email with a good reason why they should be its new owner wins.

Oh, and P.S. Please recall that it does not appear to be solid (or any karat at all) gold, nor are jewels genuine.

UPDATE! Large bejeweled cross-on-a-stick quickly found a new home with Athena, who says: "I recently became an ordained minister with designs on marrying off all the gays for free when gay marriage becomes legal! I'll use it in ceremony! Thank you! P.S. s'okay it's not real bling! I'll rock it like it is!"

Bristol Palin to American Teens: Screw As I Say, Not As I Screw

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Bristol speaks to America's teenagers:

She has a healthy baby boy who has just learned to sit up, but Bristol Palin said she's using her fame to tell other teens to do what she didn't do—abstain from sex.

"Regardless of what I did personally, I just think that abstinence is the only ... 100 percent foolproof way to prevent pregnancy," she told "Good Morning America" today, backing away from a previous statement on Fox News that abstinence wasn't realistic, saying it was taken out of context.

Right off the top of my head, Bristol: mutual masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, outercourse, sex toys your partner can insert into you, sex toys you can insert your partner into, erotic role-play that doesn't culminate in vaginal intercourse, GAY SEX—there are lots of "foolproof" ways for teenagers (and adults) to be sexual, to be fully intimate, without risking an unplanned pregnancy. It's possible for a teenager to have fulfilling and low-risk sex, and the intimacy and closeness and connection that comes along with it, without risking the "24-hour job and... huge responsibility" that having a baby entails. Instead of telling teenagers to say no to sex—which will work about as well as telling them to say no to drugs—we should be telling teenagers that, yes, they can wait.

But if they do decide to become sexually active they need to know about birth control—and have access to it—and they need to know that they options. Sex isn't vaginal intercourse or nothing at all. Outercourse, oral, masturbation, and sex toys aren't consolation prizes for teenagers who aren't ready for sex; they're honest-to-God sex acts and that adults enjoy in addition to and sometimes in place of vaginal intercourse.

And you? What did you do last night?

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:11 PM

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Matt Hickey was taking photos of all these people at the Cha Cha.

A Guided Tour of America's Independent Bookstores

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:08 PM

Marc Fitten has written a new novel called Valeria's Last Stand. To support the novel's release, he is touring to 100 independent bookstores throughout America. And to commemorate the tour, he's writing a blog about what makes each one so great.

The most recent one, #5, is Harvard Book Store in Cambridge, Massachusetts. This is a great idea, and a perfect example of what authors and bookstores need to do to keep people's attention in the current economic climate. I hope Fitten gets out to the Northwest; I bet our bookstores would blow him away.

Rattled

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM

How awful, this business of being bitten by rattlesnakes. 567e/1241644021-51305424_917268b62b_m.jpg


Patrick Hotchkiss of Quartzsite, Ariz... had just stepped off his porch Sunday afternoon when he was struck.

"I felt two sharp things, sort of akin to piece of broken glass that snaps off," said Patrick Hotchkiss, from his hospital bed at Banner Good Samaritan Hospital.

Hotchkiss said this particular snake was about 2-and-a-half feet long and did not rattle prior to striking.

Sadly, the number of the bitten is increasing!

Banner Poison Control Center treated four patients this past weekend for rattlesnake bites. There have been eight victims in the past week.

Sadly, the bitten tend to be a bit slow, if you know what I mean:

“We've seen several people who've tried petting the snakes, and even on occasion people trying to kiss the snake. Any of those things usually result in the patient getting bitten," said Dr. Michael Levine, a toxicologist at Banner Poison Control Center.

But slow or fast, no human deserves to be humiliated by such coldblooded creatures. The sheer audacity! The nerve! How dare they sink their fangs into our flesh. Shameless are these slithering, hissing, rattling snakes.



The image is by Charles & Clint.

At Least She Didn't Twitter It

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 1:04 PM

The Awl links to an awful story about a woman who texted her boyfriend with a frowny-face emoticon after she killed a police officer with her car. The text:

Honey, I killed a cop. I’m sorry :( What should I do?

She was drunk—she split six liters of beer with a friend before driving—but she must be complimented on her texting-while-drunk ability. The Awl suggests that she should at least have put a tear in her emoticon— :'( —before texting. Photos of the texter-manslaughterer and the crime scene are here.

A Sweet Surprise!

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, May 6, 2009 at 1:00 PM

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