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Monday, May 4, 2009

Miss Californicate

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 9:04 PM

Guess whose dirty pictures just surfaced?

5098/1241495548-misscalifornia.jpgTheDirty.com Exclusive: Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California, Carrie.

What was Miss California saying about the way she was raised? Biblical values, traditional marriage, blah blah blah? She seems to have left "topless photos" off her list of "traditional values." Via JoeMyGod, who offers this appropriate quote from 1 Timothy 2:9: "I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair [extensions] or gold [highlights] or pearl [necklaces] or expensive [lingerie] clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God."

And, yes, I'm generally pro toplessness. But if "biblical values" are the standard by which Carrie Prejean wants to judge others—and limit their rights—then she should be judged by the same standard and called out if she fails to adhere to those same biblical/traditional values. And if it turns out she's just another bible-thumping hypocrite—just another Christian bigot who obsesses over what the bible has to say about me while conveniently ignoring what the bible has to say about her—then she deserves to be outed.

UPDATE: Please, please, please don't let this be a hoax.

If You Would Like to Hear Lindy West and Me on the Radio Tonight Talking About the Results of the Sex Survey, You're in Luck

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Let it be known: There is an "alternative talk" radio station on the dial at 1150 AM that from 10 pm to midnight on Mondays broadcasts a program Sex Once a Week with Dr. Roger Libby and Terisa Greenan. Tonight on this program Lindy West and I will discuss the results of The Stranger's sex survey. This is a brand-new call-in show that no one has ever heard of, and Lindy West and I are going to get bombed first, so there's no telling how weird/boring/hilarious it may be.

In addition to the obvious questions—why are so many Belltown residents hot for homeless people? Why are three-ways the number one before-I-die sexual fantasy of the vast majority of the population? Why do 31% of lesbians and 8% of straight guys want to sleep with Barack Obama?—we're also going to divulge data we collected but didn't have room to cover in the paper, such as the question about pubic hair, the question about who in the Palin clan people most want to sleep with (Sarah or Levi?), etc. Tune in if you like. But please get drunk first.

Among the Many Reasons I'm Jealous of Paul Constant.

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 6:28 PM

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(Star Trek awesomeness via IO9.com)

Paul is watching the new Star Trek movie today.

Seattle Erotic Art Fest, in Photos, Part II

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Do you want to see more photos from the weekend, from the Seattle Erotic Art Festival? Sure you do. Click "continue reading" to see tons more (NSFW). There might even be one of yours truly holding Jimi Hendrix's big white, uh, "jimi". I couldn't agree more with Savage. God Bless that SEAF.

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Obama To Name Supreme Court Nominee By Friday?

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 5:45 PM

And if he's serious about changing the tone in Washington he'll nominate Harriet Miers.

Registered Comments, T Plus 1

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 5:45 PM

A quick update on some fixes, new features, and such-and-such we've made today..

  • Screen names are no longer required to be at least 4 characters. They are required to be at least 1 character. You can change your screen name on your settings page (via the "Account" link in the upper right).
  • Anonymous commenters can no longer post under the names of registered users.
  • HTML is not allowed in anonymous comments.
  • The anonymous commenting form now features actual error messages!
  • We've developed the power of avatar-banning, and we're not afraid to use it.

That's it for today. More to come. Please continue to let us know if you find any bugs, or have any suggestions.

Either Way, You'll Be Freaky

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Lindy West was not pleased with Battle for Terra, an animated film that opened on Friday:

Then, one day, a big, creepy metal thing blocks out the sun. And gueeeeeess who's coming to fuck you up, space hippies? Duh! It's humans! Humans, you see, exhausted the earth—a novel premise!—and then also blew up Mars and Venus in a big war between space colonies. They've been traveling through the stars for generations looking for a new place to kick it. And Terra is it.

And it turns out that nobody else was pleased with Terra, either. It barely made a million dollars on 1200 screens, making it one of the biggest animated flops of all time. To celebrate the bombing, great new movie blog Movieline (a blog mostly made of former Defamer writers who jumped ship when Gawker essentially pulled the plug their second-best blog) has a list of the five worst animated movie failures of all time.

One of those trailers, though, is for a stop-motion animated film version of the Charles Manson murders titled Live Freaky, Die Freaky. Here is the trailer:

Holy shit. How did I not see, or even hear about, this movie when it came out? I am going to amend this grievous error as soon as humanly possible; this looks like the most amazing animated movie ever made. Thank you, Movieline.

SEAF

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:51 PM

One quick thought about the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival: I thought the event was terrific. A lot of the live performances were great, a lot of the art was great, and the drinks were very, very strong. Some of the art was not great, though, and so what? The same can be said of the art hanging just about anywhere; you can find a lot of not-great art in galleries, coffee shops, and museums all over town. But people react differently to art they don't like at SEAF—they overreact to the art they don't like at SEAF—because it's erotic art, dirty art. The naked people, the bodily fluids, the sexual themes, the sense that we're getting a peek at not just an artist's art but an artist's sexual interests, turn-ons, pleasures—essentially the artist's boner—seems to bring out the sex negativity.

I ran into several people at SEAF who went out of their ways to draw my attention to pieces they didn't care for; a few people marched me over to the piece they liked least at SEAF and pointed out just what they thought was icky and gross and awful about it. They seemed worried that I would interpret their presence at SEAF as an endorsement of all the bodies and kinks and sexualities on display if they didn't point to certain pieces and go, "Eesh! Yuck! Ugh!" When I asked if there was anything in the show they liked, they'd said sure. But they didn't seem as excited to point out the art they liked.

Wonder why that was...

Erotic art is tricky for artists and audiences because turn-ons are so specific and personal and subjective. It's much easier to run around an erotic art show pointing out what you find shocking/offensive/scandalizing because it doesn't feel potentially revealing, it doesn't feel risky. I wish people didn't feel like they had to shriek about the bad and keep quiet about the good. I mean, I can't be the only person at SEAF who saw pieces about things I enjoy that I thought were bad and pieces about things I don't enjoy that I thought were good, right?

UPDATE: And another thing...

This occurred to me on my ride up the hill just now: the art on display at SEAF has it rougher than, say, the art on the walls in this coffee shop. Art that's presented to us as erotic art can fail in two ways: as a piece of art and as a piece of erotica. A piece can be poorly conceived and poorly executed and fail artistically. Too bad, so sad. It's almost harder for a piece to succeed erotically, though, because, again, what each of us finds erotic is so personal and so subjective. People at SEAF pointed at some pieces I liked—well done pieces, not necessarily pieces about what I like—and said, "What's erotic about that?" They meant, of course, "Ick, that doesn't turn me on," and they were so busy making sure I knew they weren't into "X" that they couldn't really see the piece for the, um, "Xing."

And in all honestly I was guilty of it too—a few pieces worked my nerves so hard I couldn't resist, um, sharing my discomfort with friends. Physician heal thyself, etc.

The Question of What's Erotic in Erotic Art

Posted by Jen Graves on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:47 PM

f7b3/1241480763-schneemann_fuses_xl.jpgSince it's been on the Slogmind since last Friday's debate, check out Carolee Schneeman's Fuses from 1964-67, in which the bodies seem to melt the film (while the cat, Kitch, looks on). (You know the name from this.)

* Um, yes, for the most part, this is NSFW.

Tonight: Scream About Townhouses

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Before Seattle's development bubble burst like a fat boil, Seattle was up in arms about townhouses. Specifically, people were pissed about the vast majority of near-identical townhouses, which defended themselves from neighbors with tall fences and wide, concrete auto courts. So last year, the mayor and city council set out to improve the designs while ensuring that building townhouses remained lucrative.

The mayor instructed the Department of Planning and Development to expand its design-review program. Basically, under the plan, if a developer wants to build a townhouse, he or she would have to let DPD check out the designs first. Here was my take on the proposal last year:

I’m tepid to the idea. It would be an onerous process for the city and developers (there are thousands of townhouses to review each year), but it wouldn’t necessarily reduce the repeating problems with Seattle’s townhouses, such as: four-pack housing separated by pedestrian-hostile auto-courts, living spaces that start on the second floor, and foreboding structural overhangs. Design review could put lipstick on those pigs—but the council needs to revise the multi-family code to require, among other things, shared pedestrian-friendly open space or row housing without several garages or driveways facing the street.

It's all but certain that Seattle's building boom will come roaring back. And when it does, supply will be short and demand will be high. Owners of dilapidated old houses will rush to convert their properties into townhouses. Do you want your new neighbors to live in cute row houses, or the four-pack, gabled-roof suburbs-in-the-city promoted by current building codes? Frankly, as much as I like DPD staff, the department routinely rubber stamps godawful designs and, unless city law bans the worst of the designs, I doubt a cursory review would change much. But I'm open it.

DPD will present its ideas at a meeting tonight in the Bertha Knight Landes room of Seattle City Hall, 600 4th Avenue. Doors at 5:30 p.m. and presentation at 6 p.m. More info is here.

Headline of the Day

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:13 PM

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...of a few days ago, from the LA Times:

The Taste of Dog Food? It's Harder Than You Think to Identify

The story: Only three out of 18 study participants were able to identify the Newman's Own dog food that was included in a taste test with two kinds of pate, a Spam concoction, and pureed liverwurst. The participants were told that one of the meatstuffs was dog food and, well, they participated anyway.

If you were going to eat dog food, Newman's Own would probably be a good choice: It's certified organic by Oregon Tilth and "free of hormones, antibiotics, pesticides, herbicides and chemical additives." Depending on the flavor, it's got natural, human-grade chicken (what you'd choose for faking a pate) or free-range beef from Uruguay*. (It's also formulated to "maximize palatability.") All of which makes it a lot better than much of the people food** out there.

Also of note: The study was conducted by the American Association of Wine Economists. Did they set out to prove that you might as well serve dog food with your nice dry white?

* More on that beef: "Uruguay has a thriving economy and is recognized as one of the cleanest countries in the world. In fact, smoking is not allowed in any building there. It is also a country that boasts of 270 organic beef farms and certified free of BSE and E. Coli.... each free-range, grass-fed animal is maintained in an area equivalent of two soccer fields.... The animals are treated extremely well and, according to an animal behaviorist at Colorado State University, exhibit very low stress levels. They even have their feet washed and are bathed regularly."
** I'm told that when I was very small, I was caught more than once on my hands and knees eating Meow Mix directly out of the cat's dish. I'm sure Newman's Own is better-tasting and better for you than Meow Mix.

Apropos of Metro

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:10 PM

Seattle streetcar, 1918:

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From the National Archives, via Sociological Images.

The Online Verdict: KIRO's Guilty

Posted by Eli Sanders on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:00 PM

NotAFelon.jpgA while back I wrote about a complaint that Secretary of State Sam Reed's office had filed against KIRO TV and its news reporter, Chris Halsne:

In the tense run-up to the November election, KIRO Eyewitness News broadcast the results of "an extensive KIRO Team 7 investigation" that accused Washington State election officials of allowing felons and dead people (or, as KIRO described them, "ghost voters") to illegally cast ballots. "Voting from beyond the grave was supposed to be a thing of the past," intoned KIRO reporter Chris Halsne on November 3, the day before the election, adding ominously that this type of voting is nevertheless "happening here."

Naturally, given the intense mistrust of the state elections system that has festered in conservative circles ever since Governor Christine Gregoire eked out a highly litigated victory over Republican Dino Rossi in 2004, the office of Secretary of State Sam Reed was immediately inundated with complaints. "I am writing to express my outrage that your office has still not managed to clean up the voter rolls in FOUR YEARS," wrote one angry citizen. "Ballots sent to 24,000 felons? Really? Do you not remember how close the last governor's election was?... DO YOUR JOB!!!"

The problem: It was KIRO that wasn't doing its job, according to a complaint that Reed's office filed with the Washington News Council, a nonprofit that seeks to foster public trust in the news media by publicly airing such charges and, essentially, delivering a verdict. John Hamer, executive director of the council, said KIRO's two investigative reports on alleged illegal voting (one about dead voters that aired on November 3, 2008, and another about felon voters that aired on October 14, 2008) exhibited a "lack of accuracy, thoroughness, and ethics." Prime example: The two voters who KIRO's Halsne used as case studies in his series turned out to be legal voters.

"In both of his stories, his poster child was dead wrong," said David Ammons, spokesman for Reed. "The felon was not a felon and the dead person was not a dead person. We just felt like we had to blow the whistle."

The News Council took the complaint to the (online) people and the results are out today:

In an unprecedented “virtual hearing,” dozens of people voted and commented as part of a Citizens Online News Council on a formal written complaint from Washington Secretary of State Sam Reed against KIRO7 Eyewitness News.

The votes were largely critical of KIRO7 and upheld Secretary Reed’s complaint. Of nearly 100 people who voted online, only a few defended KIRO. The rest supported Reed’s position.

Bad News, Kids, Seattle Public Schools to Reopen Closed Schools Tomorrow

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 4:00 PM

The Seattle Public School District will re-open three area schools which were closed last week over fears of a possible swine flu outbreak.

Aki Kurose Middle School, Madrona K-8 and Stevens Elementary will re-open tomorrow with a two-hour delay.

School staff will be keeping an eye out for sick kids and, according to SPS spokesman David Tucker, the district will be disinfecting "high-touch areas" at schools like light switches, door knobs and hand rails.

Tucker says the district has not yet determined whether students at Aki Kurose, Stevens and Madrona will have to make up the missed days in the summer.

Today in Trees

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 3:53 PM

Tree huggers, rejoice: the Seattle Hearing Examiner has declared the grove of trees at Ingraham High School a "rare plant habitat."

This will likely put an end to the school district's plan to remove the trees to build additional classrooms on the campus.

Because of the classroom shortage at Ingraham, the school district is now considering a plan to conduct future classes in treehouses on the campus.

Twittering Whitehead

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 3:52 PM

000b/1241468116-twitclub.pngApparently, the Twitter Book Club will be convening for the first time on May 14th at 6 pm to discuss Colson Whitehead's new novel, Sag Harbor. Anyone can participate by searching for #tbc and posting all their bookclub thoughts with the #tbc hash tag. If I get my copy of Sag Harbor in time, I might play along, too.

How Is Metro Preparing for Pandemic?

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 3:07 PM

Last Friday, I talked to Metro general manager Kevin Desmond about how his agency plans to respond in the event of a swine flu outbreak. The answer, in short: They're putting up signs and asking people not to cough on each other. "We're following the advice of county department of health and the CDC ... and watching very carefully how things are evolving," Desmond said. "The basic recommendation from the department of health is for people to practice protective hygiene: Don’t touch your hands to your eyes, mouth, or nose and wash your hands a lot; don’t go out in public if you're sick; and cough or sneeze into a tissue or sleeve and not your hand." If you ride the bus, you'll probably see new signage with those recommendations sometime later this week. Desmond says Metro has no plans to step up its bus-cleaning schedule, adding that it would be a "huge undertaking" to try to sanitize every bus every day.

Desmond says Metro wouldn't shut down unless ordered to by authorities—a scenario he calls a "huge financial emergency," because Metro would still have to pay people despite drastically reduced revenues—but it might reduce service, as it did during last year's snowstorms.

Your Nerdy, Nerdy Afternoon

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 2:56 PM

The much-more-snazzily-produced-than-a-Lord-of-The-Rings-fan-film-has-any-right-to-be Hunt for Gollum is now available online for free. Here it is, all 40 minutes of it:

Influenza

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 2:14 PM

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As a pathogen, influenza is the cat's pajamas; influenza puts the ortho in orthomyxovirus, the segments in its RNA genome and the misery in sneeze droplets everywhere.

Let's unpack H1N1 and H5N1. The 'N' in both stands for neuraminidase, a fancy way for saying "snot eating enzyme." The virus needs to get to the juicy cells at the back of the throat. Our bodies pour out copious amounts of snot in defense, forming a sticky wall of doom for all manner of pathogens. Stuck on the outside of every flu virus is a sea of this neuraminidase enzyme. The enzyme gobbles up the snot, allowing the virus to reach the cells lining our throat. In comes the 'H' or hemagglutinin protein, also located on the outside of the virus. Hemagglutinin binds the salicylate receptors located on the outside of almost all cells (salicylate is a special way of saying aspirin), dragging the virus into the cells. Once inside, you're infected. Huzzah for our little virus. Go team!

Influenza has been around for a while—co-evolving with many other species beyond man. As a result, different versions of the H and N enzymes have split off over time. The numbers after H and N in a flu virus name indicate the rough genetic heritage of a given flu's enzymes. H1 and H5 are like Montagues and Capulets—alike in kind if not kin. A given H (or N) is accomplishing the same task, but in slightly different ways.

In comes the home team. If the B-cells in our immune system can make antibodies against the neuraminidase and hemagglutinin, blocking their function, we can stop the virus. Making antibodies takes time. While we're waiting, CD8 T-cells (cytotoxic T-cells) come in and kill any of our own cells that are infected with virus, a sort of controlled Kamikaze mission in defense of the Home Islands. (Dead cells can't make more copies of the virus; once you're infected, brother cell, it's too late to save you.) With each kill, the CD8 cells release a little bit of activating cytokine and become a bit more bold. This self-death is a large part of the misery of the flu. You are sore because your body is literally killing itself in battle. It takes a week or two for the B-cells to start pumping out antibodies to a new(-ish) virus, at which point the CD8 cells are told to lay off, and take a break.

What we have here is the co-evolution of a host and parasite. My favorite! This sort of host-pathogen interaction is an evolutionary saddle-point, with two possible resolutions:

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There Is No Morality Without Religion

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 1:59 PM

BBC:

The body of a man believed to be homosexual has twice been dug up from a Muslim cemetery in Senegal. The man, in his 30s, was first buried on Saturday before residents of the western town of Thies dug up his body and left it near his grave, police say.

His family then reburied him, but he was once more exhumed by people who did not want him buried there. His body was dumped outside the family house.

New Sphere

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 1:43 PM

We are on the verge...

The new system, Wolfram Alpha, showcased at Harvard University in the US last week, takes the first step towards what many consider to be the internet's Holy Grail — a global store of information that understands and responds to ordinary language in the same way a person does.

...Computer experts believe the new search engine will be an evolutionary leap in the development of the internet.

...Tom Simpson, of the blog Convergenceofeverything.com, said: "What are the wider implications exactly? A new paradigm for using computers and the web? Probably. Emerging artificial intelligence and a step towards a self-organising internet? Possibly... I think this could be big."

Wolfram Alpha will not only give a straight answer to questions such as "how high is Mount Everest?", but it will also produce a neat page of related information — all properly sourced — such as geographical location and nearby towns, and other mountains, complete with graphs and charts.


I read this article just after finishing a book by Teilhard de Chardin, The Phenomenon of Man. The book was published after the author died in 1955. The book was posthumously published because the author was a Jesuit Father, and his ideas were far from Christian orthodoxy. As well as being a Jesuit, the author was a paleontologist. His project was to create something like a scientific spirituality (nothing to do with intelligent design—there is no design in his concept of human evolution, just accidents and blind instincts). In the process of constructing this concept, a thorough materialism that has a mystical result, he began to see what we, the inhabitants of his future, recognize as the internet (his work also points to what we now recognize as emergence theory and biotechnology—he celebrates the future manipulation of genes, recombinant DNA, and bioinformatics). He calls the internet (and telecommunication) a noosphere.


The idea of the noosphere was borrowed from the Soviet geochemist Vladimir Vernadsky, who in turn borrowed it from the Austrian geologist, Eduard Suess. The idea is this: There's a geosphere (hot core, cold rocks, cool mud), then a biosphere (plants, insects, birds, mammals), and by way of the most reflective mammal (the human animal—other animals have self-consciousness but not to our degree) in the biosphere arises a noosphere (a layer of thought, interconnected thought).


Writes Teilhard de Chardin:

Beneath the pulsations of geo-chemistry, of geo-tectonics and geo-biology, we have detected one and the same fundamental process, always recognizable—the one which was given material form in the first cells and was contained in the construction of nervous systems. We saw geogenesis promoted to biogenesis, which turned out in the end to be nothing else than psychogenesis... Pychogenesis has led to man. ...[Man lead to] noosgensis.
("Nous" is the Greek word for "thought.") Though we can see in Chardin's writing and thinking a second-rate Spinoza and Bergson, his concept of the noosphere is impressive because it never breaks with the organic—thought is as natural as a rock. The layer of thought is made possible by the layer of animal life. Humans are not separated from but are a part of this layer that rises from the mineral layer, and that layer was once a part of a star.

Some thousands of millions of year ago, not, it would appear, by regular process of astral evolution, but as the result of some unbelievable accident (a brush with another star? an internal upheaval?) a fragment of matter composed of particularly stable atoms was detached from the surface of the sun. Without breaking bonds with the rest, and just at the right distance from the mother-star to receive a moderate radiation , this fragment began to condense, to roll itself up, to take shape. Containing within its globe and orbit the future of man...

Unbelievable accident? What kind of Christian was this one?

Stocks

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Up.

As you were, everybody!

Please Don't Cough into Your Hands

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 1:06 PM

Cough into your sleeves instead:

Uncover

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 12:37 PM

On 12th, near Saba, an Ethiopian restaurant and bar, the feet of a saint.
9718/1241464676-1239930311530.jpg To know the Bible is to know the Judeo—Christian meaning of feet.


Ruth 3:4 "And it shall be, when he lieth down, that thou shalt
mark the place where he shall lie, and thou shalt go in, and uncover
his feet, and lay thee down; and he will tell thee what thou shalt
do."

Writ Large

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 12:19 PM

c163/1241464702-pli_reader-2009-005.jpgQ: Is Amazon introducing a big-screen Kindle on Wednesday? Is this Kindle going to save newspapers forever and ever?

A: It sure looks like it. And probably not. (I'm still holding out hope for the Plastic Logic reader, though.)

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