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Friday, May 1, 2009

Homo Math Is Hard!

Posted by on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 3:33 PM

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1
Play The Black Angels "18 Years" and stare at a picture of her.
Posted by Mr. Poe on May 1, 2009 at 3:37 PM
2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11ELEVENTY!
Posted by wisepunk on May 1, 2009 at 3:39 PM
3
You forgot silicone, bleach, porcelain, and UV radiation.
Posted by Dougsf on May 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM
4
i didn't even get it until you posted it a second time in the same hour.
Posted by Ziggity on May 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM
5
Nicely done, Savage!
Posted by cedarthvader on May 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM
6
what's the first one?
Posted by You you you you on May 1, 2009 at 3:41 PM
7
Who the fuck puts rocks in a box?
Posted by Another equals! on May 1, 2009 at 3:42 PM
8
Am I the only one waiting for the pieing of Carrie Perjean?
Posted by Baconcat on May 1, 2009 at 3:42 PM
9
I think you owe that box of rocks an apology for insulting them they way you have, Mr. Savage.
Posted by COMTE on May 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM
10
I don't care what anyone says, I love boxes of rocks!
Posted by Go FUCK yourself, Savage! on May 1, 2009 at 3:44 PM
11
Oh my god that's funny.
Posted by tacomagirl on May 1, 2009 at 3:45 PM
12
I posted it alone at the top of Slog because it took me a while to get it together and add it to the Miss CA post below. I didn't want anyone who'd already read that post to miss Mr. Aaron Huffman's beautiful work, so I posted it again.

It's my blog*, I'll do what I want. I may post it again later today. Or tonight. Or tomorrow.

* And Dave's blog and Lindy's blog and ECB's blog and Dom's blog and Jonah's blog, et al.
Posted by Dan Savage on May 1, 2009 at 3:46 PM
13
it should be a box of hammers becouse she makes my head hurt
Posted by eastcoastreader on May 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM
14
Envy + buffoon + Dead-ender + vitriol = Mr. Savage/Perez Hilton. You're in good company now Dan. Birds of a feather! *Pun intended*
Posted by Loveschild on May 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM
15
I thought it was a box of silicone implants at first.

And yes, so waiting for pie in the face action.
Posted by defman23 on May 1, 2009 at 3:49 PM
16
What's the first one?
Posted by You you you you on May 1, 2009 at 3:49 PM
17
@12

yeah, fuck the community of readers and commenters.

sigh.
Posted by mrbanana on May 1, 2009 at 3:49 PM
18
This is Dan at his best! Go Savage Go!
Posted by CommonKnowledge on May 1, 2009 at 3:49 PM
19
the fundies are really gonna line up behind a beauty pageant winner with fake tits from CA?
Posted by bing on May 1, 2009 at 3:51 PM
20
@19 - Doesn't matter where the fake tits are from. They'll line up behind any conservative beauty pageant contestant.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on May 1, 2009 at 3:56 PM
21
@20: hee hee! The old joke are the best jokes.
Posted by Alicia on May 1, 2009 at 4:02 PM
22
I wonder if she used Cali-grown implants?

Hope she didn't import them.
Posted by Buy America on May 1, 2009 at 4:03 PM
23
I wouldn't have the slightest idea who this dumb cunt was unless she'd become the unlikely star of Slog for at least a week now.

I'm still not even sure why you care what she thinks about anything, never mind why you need her to recognize and admit the legality of gay marriage before you can move on.
Posted by slog is hard too on May 1, 2009 at 4:10 PM
24
@7: Mr. and Mrs. Prejean.
Posted by Fnarf on May 1, 2009 at 4:11 PM
25
The first one is that woman from Florida, what's-her-face. That Miss America from way back. Anita Bryant!
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on May 1, 2009 at 4:14 PM
26
Me and Mrs. Prejean
Posted by Got a thing goin on on May 1, 2009 at 4:16 PM
27
@6 & 16, That's Anita Bryant, famous Anti-gay activist, who was also a Beauty Pagent chick, from Oklahoma. In this photo, she's just been hit in the face with a pie, by a Pro-Gay activist in Des Moines, Iowa.
Posted by PDX_Paulie on May 1, 2009 at 4:16 PM
28
@23 you just lost The Game!!
Posted by The Game: You Lost It. We All Did. on May 1, 2009 at 4:17 PM
29
@ You you you you,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS91gT3XT…

Posted by Fruit Pie on May 1, 2009 at 4:18 PM
30
She WANTS to be the next Palin. How dumb is that?

I keep thinking of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH…
Posted by MoikinLA on May 1, 2009 at 4:23 PM
31
I resemble that!!!
Posted by miss cali on May 1, 2009 at 4:36 PM
32
@7:

"Dumber than a box of rocks" is a common phrase. So is "dumber than a sack of hammers."

Both fit.
Posted by SackOfSmarts on May 1, 2009 at 4:46 PM
33
Does anyone know where I could get a decent soundfile of that Barbie quote (Mattel ain't talkin'). I'd love that to be my start-up sound.
Posted by Uriel-238 on May 1, 2009 at 4:59 PM
34
fish in a barrel, savage. fish in a barrel.
Posted by Max Solomon on May 1, 2009 at 5:02 PM
35
Thanks for the info on Bryant! And the video is awesome, thanks.
Posted by You you you you on May 1, 2009 at 5:04 PM
36
Awww, now Dan went and hurt the stupid, fucking cunt's feelings! He must feel like an awful, awful person right about now.
Posted by Stupid Fucking Cunts Have Feelings Too You Know on May 1, 2009 at 5:20 PM
37
Dan,

It's hard to make my husband laugh, but you did it. Congratulations.
Posted by kim in portland on May 1, 2009 at 5:21 PM
38
Nice boulders.
Posted by Mathlete on May 1, 2009 at 5:32 PM
39
Best Post ever! Wish I had thought of it.
Posted by The Gay Atheist on May 1, 2009 at 5:50 PM
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For anyone who doesn't know what the first picture of, it's Anita Bryant with a pie in here face. I reccomend you all Google her. She was an anti-gay advocate in the 70's and 80's. She fought people like Harvey Milk, watch either the documentary, the times of Harvey Milk, or the new movie Milk. It's show Anita for the bigot and coward she was/is. She worked for an Orange company that the gay community had boycotted when Anita would not stop trying to hurt gay people. She made the bigots of today look good. She wanted it to be illegal to be gay, tried to get gay school teachers fired. She lost in California. The pie on her face, is when someone threw a pie at her, then she made fun of it being a fruit pie, making fun of the old term for gay men, fruit. In the end her career ended and she ironicly divorced (even though she was conservative) her husband. Her husband is such a conservative, that he still considers them married. She tried to get a come back, but all attempts have failed. I am glad. She still lives in the US today. So yeah I woudl suggest you all Google her and watch both "The Times of Harvey Milk" and the new film "Milk". The first shows the real people, the second is a HollyWood film with actors. Harvey Milk was the opposite of Anita, he was a hero.
Posted by The Gay Atheist on May 1, 2009 at 5:58 PM
41
Loveschild + phony black woman - honorable black person like MLK + fear + bigotry = Loser no matter your race.
Posted by Mark in Colorado on May 1, 2009 at 6:18 PM
42
I love the new math!!!
Posted by jackseattle on May 2, 2009 at 7:13 AM
43
I don't get it....
Posted by matty on May 2, 2009 at 11:26 AM
44
white people are racist anyway, stupit amerikans. pilipino pride!
Posted by filipinopride on May 2, 2009 at 3:00 PM
45
i wonder what miss washington thinks about same-sex marriage?
Posted by infrequent on May 2, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Mrs. Norris 46
Ironically, when I saw the wikipedia photo of the "pied" Bryant and her husband beside her, I thought her husband was a slightly butch woman.
Posted by Mrs. Norris on May 4, 2009 at 3:35 AM

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