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Life More Viral Wisdom
Posted by Eli Sanders on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Yesterday the Slog mob put its swine flu alert level at "Yawn." But that was before probable swine flu turned up here in Seattle and Joe Biden started going off the reservation and warning people to stay away from planes and subways. So...
What's your swine flu alert level now?
1
I totally want to mouthfuck through a mask.
They really are pretty hot.
But, I was raised a good muslim boy.
They really are pretty hot.
But, I was raised a good muslim boy.
2
My swine flu alert level is at "persecute the corpse eaters who are responsible for these deaths, and will be responsible for many future deaths unless they stop their primitive, deadly, morbid habits."
4
@2: You know what would be green? Kill yourself. But don't do it in a way that will spoil the meat; I'm hungry.
5
#4, I'm not necessarily talking about "being green," I'm talking about killing other innocent people by causing deadly diseases. I am con, you are pro, and that is bizarre and terrible and not really funny.
6
Purell is a bad choice.
It should have been "bring it, I gots me my Ivory Soap and hot water, beyotch!"
It should have been "bring it, I gots me my Ivory Soap and hot water, beyotch!"
7
MENS !! i wrote this in an earlier thread but just in case y'all just showed up..
what sucks is that it seems that most public bathrooms for men - restaurants, movie theaters, bars, radio stations, churches, alternative weeklies, etc. only have cold running water for mens to wash they hands in. for some time now i've suspected that most mens don't wash they hands after they do they business because the water is usually so damn cold. so mens, and the other peoples that love to do they business in mens bathrooms do us a favor and add alcohol based hand sanitizer to that regimen. and do like miss catalina says. sing ' the alphabet song' or 'happy birfday' while you do it. make the world a happier and safer place.
thank you
what sucks is that it seems that most public bathrooms for men - restaurants, movie theaters, bars, radio stations, churches, alternative weeklies, etc. only have cold running water for mens to wash they hands in. for some time now i've suspected that most mens don't wash they hands after they do they business because the water is usually so damn cold. so mens, and the other peoples that love to do they business in mens bathrooms do us a favor and add alcohol based hand sanitizer to that regimen. and do like miss catalina says. sing ' the alphabet song' or 'happy birfday' while you do it. make the world a happier and safer place.
thank you
8
Agreed with @6. Flu is a VIRUS. Purell is an antibacterial soap. It does precisely jack shit better than ordinary soap and water as far as the flu is concerned. Ask science, he'll tell you.
11
Where's the "I'm in Everett and nothing can touch me" or better yet "Oh Shit, there's pigs in Snohomish, were going to die!"
13
@5, You are not a con or a pro, you are a fucknut, and an embarrassment to anyone who cares about life on this planet.
14
i certainly don't want anyone to die. and i don't wish illness on anyone (least of all myself). but, boy, would i do a happy dance if the high i teach at shut down for a few days. that may make me an asshole, but i'm a tired asshole.
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