Posted
by David Schmader
on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Or reason why I love the internet part bazillion and one: Heavy Petting, the blog devoted to sexy-time photos featuring bystander pets. (With the naughty bits blocked out, but still probably not-so-safe for work.)
Funny story: as an adolescent I used to freak out if one of my pets looked at me while I was masturbating. I was sure that they were all somehow robotic animals that were video recording me and were going to show my parents my evil deeds.
I was strangely sexually repressed. I also would be terrified that the ghost of my grandmother would see me being naughty.
Posted by
BombasticMo on April 30, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Hartiepie, I think you're missing why the site is funny. It's not about the people, it's about the surroundings: that includes the pets. Coloring out the surroundings would just make it really weird porn with random animals thrown in. Which, y'know, is cool if you're into that. But maybe not so funny.
Our dog has a habit of immediately bolting out of the room whenever we start being affectionate with one another. It's pretty hilarious (but, a little creepy that he's so aware of what we're doing that he knows he doesn't want to be anywhere near it)...
Posted by
Julie in Eugene on April 30, 2009 at 1:16 PM
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