Married conservative Catholic—married arch-conservative Catholic—Mel Gibson hits the red carpet with his new girlfriend. Jon Gosselin—of "Jon & Kate Plus 8"—was seen leaving a nightclub last night with a woman who wasn't K8. Sean Penn is such a big supporter of same-sex marriage that he's divorcing his opposite-sex wife. And this item ought to worry "defenders" of marriage more than gay Iowans getting married, right?

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