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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

News Headline of the Day

Posted by on Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 4:26 PM

Seattle Times:

2 Washington women sentenced for smuggling monkey

Sounds dirty—like, "Are you smuggling monkey or are you just happy to see me?" Or something. Anyway, the monkey was sedated, the woman pretended to be pregnant, and federal agents "seized the monkey," which also sounds kinda dirty.

UPDATE: MEC in comments takes top honors:

This newsbit makes it ok to ask the question: "Are you pregnant or just smuggling monkeys?"

 

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1
Reading too much Get Fuzzy lately, I suppose.
Posted by Baconcat on April 29, 2009 at 4:30 PM
2
Actually, not dirty. This newsbit makes it ok to ask the question:

"Are you pregnant or just smuggling monkeys!?"
Posted by MEC on April 29, 2009 at 4:43 PM
3
If the monkey had misbehaved, she could have said, "Bad monkey! I'm gonna spank you!"
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on April 29, 2009 at 4:47 PM
4
"The Monkey Smugglers" sounds like a Disney film.
Posted by Vince on April 29, 2009 at 5:04 PM
5
I've got a monkey in my pants and I'm very happy to see you!
Posted by 2 Imaginary Monkey Girls on April 29, 2009 at 5:29 PM
6
@4, Smuggling Monkies is a good band name
Posted by or not on April 29, 2009 at 6:05 PM
7
There is a minkey in my wheumb.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on April 30, 2009 at 5:29 AM

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