Seattle Times:

2 Washington women sentenced for smuggling monkey

Sounds dirty—like, "Are you smuggling monkey or are you just happy to see me?" Or something. Anyway, the monkey was sedated, the woman pretended to be pregnant, and federal agents "seized the monkey," which also sounds kinda dirty.

UPDATE: MEC in comments takes top honors:

This newsbit makes it ok to ask the question: "Are you pregnant or just smuggling monkeys?"