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News & ArtsMonday, April 27, 2009
Sex The iMob Has Spoken
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Four million people have sent me this link, asking why it hasn't been up on Slog yet. So here it is: Guys With iPhones.
Millions more guys with iPhones—and bathroom mirrors and butts and erections—here.
1
They're horrible! The guy on the left looks like he's doing something unnatural to the end of a bed. The guy on the right has abs like a quilted bedspread!
2
It's so obvious people use their iPhones in the mirrors so that people who see the picture see that they have a zomg iPhone
barrrrrrf
barrrrrrf
4
i would literally stab a evangelical christian in defense of gay marriage...but i refuse to let a coworker see these pictures on my screen while i'm not doing my job.....thanks for making procrastinating at work more difficult.....
9
The ones who are taking pictures of their dicks, completely naked except for their socks? Totally classy.
Still, a good way to spend a few minutes of my unemployed afternoon.
Still, a good way to spend a few minutes of my unemployed afternoon.
10
My only thing, why do the people that take photos in their bathroom mirrors always forget to clean of said mirror first?!? Who needs to see old toothpaste spittle and hand soap scum on a mirror when you're taking a pick of your hot bod?!? Otherwise, very nice!
11
Oh...crap. I hope no one posts photos of me. Luckily, I don't have any photos floating out there that don't have me in full clothing. Oh...wait...crap.
13
Nice to see some eye-candy a girl can admire! I love how some of them are hiding just a little bit....I hope that if they're young they don't get arrested for distributing child porn.
14
Dan, please add an NSFW warning to your post. Nice eye candy, but jeez...
I still don't understand why guys think they're sexier if they're not smiling. The Lustful Stare does nothing for me.
I still don't understand why guys think they're sexier if they're not smiling. The Lustful Stare does nothing for me.
15
@12 I'm glad I could make you laugh. I always enjoy reading your comments, and you've made me chuckle before, so I'm glad I could return the favour.
17
@2: On an iPhone, you can't see whether the camera is lined up on you unless you take the shot in a mirror so that can also see the screen. Call it planned vanity if you will, but I've done it a few times and it's much easier to do it that way than to try to hold the screen of the phone up to the mirror and then peer around it without moving your head to see what it's seeing.
20
this is why i don't tell my mother about slog even though she'd be into it.
the gays ruin everything.
the gays ruin everything.
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