Let's say you're a couple of brothers in Pakistan and you've got a nice little business going making fetish gear for export—floggers, restraints, corsets, ball gags. But you don't want your workers—the women who are stitching these items together—or, God forbid, your local conservative Muslim clerics to know what the hell you're up to. A small factory known for making sex toys for infidels in the United States and western Europe is a small factory that has a date with a crazed suicide bomber. So what do you tell people?
Recently, when a curious employee inquired about the purpose of the sleep sack, a sleeping bag-like product used in certain kinds of bondage, she was told it was a body bag for the American military in Iraq.
Oh, the tragic plausibility of it all. Everyone knows now that America tortures people and since torture implements have to be made somewhere, why not Pakistan?
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