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Monday, April 27, 2009

One More Gay Marriage Slog Post

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Okay, it's basically an ad for Lambda Legal. But... man... it's moving.

When's the last time you made a donation to Lambda Legal? I'm making one right now.

Bound & Gagging

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:11 PM

Let's say you're a couple of brothers in Pakistan and you've got a nice little business going making fetish gear for export—floggers, restraints, corsets, ball gags. But you don't want your workers—the women who are stitching these items together—or, God forbid, your local conservative Muslim clerics to know what the hell you're up to. A small factory known for making sex toys for infidels in the United States and western Europe is a small factory that has a date with a crazed suicide bomber. So what do you tell people?

Recently, when a curious employee inquired about the purpose of the sleep sack, a sleeping bag-like product used in certain kinds of bondage, she was told it was a body bag for the American military in Iraq.

Oh, the tragic plausibility of it all. Everyone knows now that America tortures people and since torture implements have to be made somewhere, why not Pakistan?

What He She Said

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Re Dan's post below: Dude, Digby is a woman.

What He Said

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 6:01 PM

Digby after demolishing Michael Gerson:

I just pray no fellatio was involved in the torture regime or there is going to be hell to pay.

The End Is Nigh

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 5:02 PM

• People infected with porcine disease, pandemic orange alert: DOOM.
• New York City, yesterday, 28 degrees above average for a high of 92 degrees (making would-be polar bears out at Coney Island angry): DOOM.
Creed reunites: DOOM, seriously.
• Who—or WHAT—will the fourth horseman be?!

This Is Creepy and Effective

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 5:02 PM

Here is why British public service announcements are more effective than US public service announcements:

Of course, after watching it, the ad might also inspire people to turn off the TV, too.

Were You Wondering About The Soloist?

Posted by Lindy West on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 4:45 PM

f7ad/1240875586-soloistclick.jpgBecause I have some feelings:

I so resent it when movies insist on telling me what they're about. You know what, The Soloist? I just watched two hours of a wisecracking-yet-golden-hearted journalist (Robert Downey Jr.) helping a schizophrenic homeless dude (Jamie Foxx) get back on his feet and achieve his dreams through the power of music (and teach a few lessons of his own—hello, homeless wisdom!). The lesson is clear. I do not require the closing Velveeta speech about courage, humility, faith in the power of art, believing, loyalty, and especially grace. NOT. NECESSARY.

Read the whole thing HERE.

Way To Go, Fellow Heterosexuals

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Here is what I have to say about the couple who dressed as characters from Shrek for their wedding:

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Absolutely nothing.

Am I Showing Symptoms?

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 4:33 PM

I find myself strangely unaffected by the swine flu story. Usually a potential pandemic would tweak my worrywartism, my hypochondria, and my pessimism—by this stage I'm usually convinced I've got whatever it is.

I hope apathy isn't an early symptom of swine flu because, shit, then I've got it for sure.

One More

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 4:30 PM

One more thing relating to kids. Though Zinkhan is a monster for killing his wife and two other people, I thank him (and it is a dark thanks indeed) for not adding his kids to the list of the dead.

After getting into an argument with his wife, Marie Bruce, Zinkhan, a professor of marketing and mass consumption at the University of Georgia...

...went to his car, where the couple's children apparently were waiting, and returned with two handguns.

The shootings "only took a few minutes," Holeman said. Police found eight shell casings.

After the shooting, Zinkhan left the scene with his children — ages 8 and 10 — still in the vehicle, police said. He drove to a neighbor's home in nearby Bogart, Georgia, where he lived and left the children there.

There is a ray of light in this night of a man.

Today in E-books

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 3:44 PM

From the Department of "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em:"

"Amazon Acquires Stanza, an E-Book Application for the iPhone."

The iPhone is still the most popular e-reader in the world and Amazon just basically bought that market.

Poll Accidentally Shows Gay Marriage Gaining Ground

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 3:26 PM

Pastor Gary Randall, president of the anti-gay group Faith and Freedom, has released a poll that was supposed to show voters would support a referendum to repeal the recently passed domestic-partnership bill. “If I didn’t believe [the referendum] would pass, I wouldn’t put the work into it,” Randall said two weeks ago. “We’ll make the poll public when we get it, unless it's so ugly that I don’t want to tell anybody.” But the results are out, and, ironically, they show growing support for gay marriage but show nothing about domestic partnerships.

The survey asks, “In your opinion, should homosexuals be allowed to legally marry?” Here is how the 405 Washington voters answered:

Yes — 43%
No — 50%
Didn’t know or no answer — 7%

Conducted by Elway Research, the poll shows an unmistakable trend of growing support for marriage equality. Another poll paid for by Faith and Freedom and conducted by Elway Research in 2005 found that only 35 percent of voters supported allowing gays and lesbians to marry (.pdf). By October of last year, the University of Washington found that 37 percent of state voters supported same-sex marriage (.ppt). But now—after the hoopla over Prop 8, the approval of marriage in Vermont and Iowa, and the passage of Washington’s third domestic partnership bill—support for marriage equality has jumped.

“That is incredibly good news,” says state Senator Murray (D-43), who sponsored the domestic partnership bill. “It indicates that things are moving in our direction.” He adds, "I don’t think we are decades away. I think we are just a few years away from same-sex marriage in this state.”

This poll, however, provides no indication of how people would vote for the domestic-partnership bill, if it’s placed on the ballot via referendum. Polling by the UW last year found that 66 percent of state voters support either full marriage equality or all the rights of marriage for same-sex couples.

But Faith and Freedom, as evident by this poll, probably plans to confuse the issue between marriage and domestic partnerships. The Washington Values Alliance, which Randall says is “very involved” in the referendum effort, ran television ads in March, claiming the bill would "redefine marriage” and result in "teaching that gay marriage is normal and healthy in public schools."

“They know that if they are honest and admit that domestic partnerships are neither the legal equal equivalent of marriage nor confer the dignity of marriage they have no way of creating public opposition to domestic partnerships,” says Josh Friedes, spokesman for Equal Rights Washington, which supported the domestic-partnership bill. “I don't believe the public will be easily fooled.”

Your Blu-Ray Player Just Became Obsolete

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:58 PM

From the NYTimes:

General Electric says it has achieved a breakthrough in digital storage technology that will allow standard-size discs to hold the equivalent of 100 DVDs.

The promising work by the G.E. researchers is in the field of holographic storage. Holography is an optical process that stores not only three-dimensional images like the ones placed on many credit cards for security purposes, but the 1’s and 0’s of digital data as well.

In G.E.’s approach, the holograms are scattered across a disc in a way that is similar to the formats used in today’s CDs, conventional DVDs and Blu-ray discs. So a player that could read microholographic storage discs could also read CD, DVD and Blu-ray discs. But holographic discs, with the technology G.E. has attained, could hold 500 gigabytes of data. Blu-ray is available in 25-gigabyte and 50-gigabyte discs, and a standard DVD holds 5 gigabytes.

What will this massive technological advancement mean for mankind?


The Last Straw

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:52 PM

The Seattle Times says that Buy the Book, a bookstore in Renton, closed after nine years of business. It was apparently the last general interest bookstore in Renton. The story sounds like a country song: Their bookstore cat died and they started making less than fifty dollars a day. I'd never been to Buy the Book, but I'd like to wish the owners the best.

An Important Announcement

Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:51 PM

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Mudede has decided not to write about children and their world of problems. He has come to the conclusion that he knows absolutely nothing about the state of childhood. Nothing! He even doubts that he himself had a childhood. Between the ages of 5 and 18, he was not bullied, he did not cry, was moderately popular, liked watching the Black brothers playing tennis, and he was not sure if he was gay or not—but this did not cause him great frustration or difficulties (Mudede was only certain that he was straight at age 18, and this was not an occasion of relief). Mudede's entire childhood was spent waiting to become an adult. He moved into a mother-in-law cottage at age 14—it offered him some distance from the family and the main house. He got drunk for the first time at age 17 (Christmas) in a home near a gold mine run by his uncle in Shurugwi (a bottle of Captain Morgan in his hand as he snored on the couch—passing out cost him a date with a village princess who was waiting for him at some shabeen). He hated being dependent on his parents and being limited to their order and rules. Even at 20, people called Mudede an old man. Home for him was found in adulthood. His life began only when he moved to London to live on his own. He has fond memories of Stockholm (visited at age 20). Childhood is a blank page in his personal history.

Cycle of Justice

Posted by Eli Sanders on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:48 PM

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Looking for a story with a happy ending amid all this swine flu and economic panic? Here's a short tale about a stolen bike, a Craigslist post, and one very determined Seattle graduate student.

It's not uncommon for bicycles to go missing on the University of Washington campus. Fancy $5,000 road bikes, busted $50 beaters—all of them end up in the hands of thieves, and usually at a faster clip during the summer months, when more people ride instead of drive and bike lifters have plentiful prey. Snipping through cable locks and snatching untended cycles, they make off with about 125 bikes annually, according to UW police.

What is incredibly uncommon is for one of these stolen bikes to be recovered—and even more uncommon is for such a bike to be recovered by a 25-year-old bioengineering grad student who has taken the law into her own hands, stalked her stolen property on Craigslist, jawboned authorities in two states into action, and even tried to set up a Wal-Mart parking-lot sting operation, all to recover a Redline Conquest Pro (a cyclo-cross bike) that she bought used last fall for $850. "I'm not one to give up easily," explained the student, Michelle McCully.

Read on to find out what happened, but I'll give you the moral of the story in advance. It is, as Portland police detective Dan Andrew put it to me today: "Serial numbers, serial numbers, serial numbers."

O'Brien Takes a Gamble

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:40 PM

City council candidate Mike O'Brien just announced he's running for City Council Position 8, currently held by retiring city council member Richard McIver. O'Brien—perhaps gambling that the other candidates won't stand out from the pack as much as the environmental and transportation activist—joins Maple Leaf neighborhood activist David Miller, three-time candidate Robert Rosencrantz, and two sons of former city officials, Jordan Royer (son of former mayor Charley) and Rusty Williams (son of former city council member Jeanette), in the most crowded city council race.

Level 4

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:37 PM

The World Health Organization has raised its global pandemic alert level to Level 4, meaning that the virus can easily transmit between people and cause "community-level outbreaks." According to WHO, "The ability to cause sustained disease outbreaks in a community marks a significant upwards shift in the risk for a pandemic ... but does not necessarily mean that a pandemic is a forgone conclusion." The next phase, Phase 5, means that "a pandemic is imminent."

Political Timing

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 1:50 PM

All the new megahomes that are likely to be built around here for a long time have already been built—so, um, now's a good time for Bellevue to announce that they're going to put some limits on the construction of new megahomes.

Can We Be Afraid of This Map?

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 1:47 PM

Not afraid of swine flu? How about bird strikes? They don't kill people as often as heart attacks, it's true, BUT LOOK AT THIS MAP!

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NPR has the full story on the nation's most bird-strikey airports. Sea-Tac is looking pretty good, but stay away from Portland International, man.

But if we cross reference this map with the swine flu map we can see that it's safest to live near a high-bird-strike airport, because people flying in from Mexico with swine flu are more likely to die on approach to the airport, thus limiting your exposure. Unless the swine flu crosses with the bird flu on impact. Then we're all fucked.

Starbucks Does Good

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 1:39 PM

If you read Slog regularly, you probably know that I'm not a fan of giant corporate chain stores, and I find Starbucks particularly distasteful.

That said, I have to say that Starbucks has a new Global Responsibility Report that is at least a step in the right direction.

The Seattle Times did a little research into it and pulled up this tidbit:

Starbucks wants to have a recycleable cup available by 2012 and to have all its cups be reusable or recyclable by 2015. It also wants to reestablish ceramic mugs as the standard for people who drink their coffee in stores.

I really dislike it when coffee shops use paper cups as the standard so this is good news, and I appreciate that even in these tough economic times, Starbucks is still at least working toward a better environmental policy. So: good job, Starbucks.

Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Florida:

A horrified 12-year-old girl watched her father kill her mother in Miramar this week, and was shot by him when she tried to stop him, according to a police report released Friday.

Remember, kids: allowing gay people to adopt amounts to "state-sanctioned child abuse." Because all children deserve a mother and a father. That way after a child watches one parent die at the hands of the other, and then is shot by her surviving parent, she can still say, "Hey, at least society made sure I grew up with heterosexual role models."

Bigot, Carpetbagger, Tax Evader, and Plagiarist

Posted by Dominic Holden on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Does the bible say anything about copying and pasting? That’s another question for pastor Gary Randall—who has stopped answering my questions—the president of a trinity of organizations called Faith and Freedom.

A quick recap: Randall makes money off of running his bigoted, anti-gay organizations in Washington State, his group plans to run a referendum to repeal the state's domestic-partnership bill, he isn’t registered to vote in Washington, and he owes tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes. He sounds like an original piece of work, but, alas, BlackWhite finds that not all of his work is original.

In a post in 2007, Randall asks:

Does free speech extend the right to question the legitimacy of one's own government, whether the homeland has a moral and legal right to exist, and to rewrite history by denying that events ever happened or for that matter, denying the founding principle on which this country was built?

Which is such an interesting question that Tom O'Connor pondered exact same thing in a paper a year before:

Does eccentricity extend to the right to question the legitimacy of one's own government, whether the homeland has a moral and legal right to exist, and to rewrite history by denying events ever happened?

Indeed, Gary, one day we're granting free speech to homosexuals and the next day Nazis are writing Jews out of Germany’s history. But what about other countries? Randall calls laws against hate crimes laws elsewhere in Europe a “slippery slope” that could lead to punishing people for their “thoughts.” For example, in September 2007, he writes:

• Ireland prohibits words or behaviors that are "threatening, abusive, or insulting and are intended or...are likely to stir up hatred" on the basis of sexual orientation.
• Iceland forbids "ridiculing, slandering, insulting or threatening" protected classes including homosexuals.
• Sweden's hate speech law even bans expressing "disrespect."
• In Italy, an atheist has taken a priest to the European court of Human Rights on a complaint of "religious racism" for teaching that Jesus existed.

Those are dangerous thoughts indeed. And common thoughts. In fact, Stephen Adams had the exact same thoughts a month before writing for Focus on the Family:

• Ireland prohibits words or behaviors that are “threatening, abusive or insulting and are intended or … are likely to stir up hatred” on the basis of one’s sexual orientation.
• Iceland forbids “ridiculing, slandering, insulting, threatening” protected classes, including homosexuals.
• Sweden’s hate-speech law bans even expressing “disrespect.
• In Italy, an atheist is taking a priest to the European Court of Human Rights on a complaint of “religious racism” for teaching that Jesus existed.

What to make of all this? Perhaps Randall isn’t really going to run a referendum after all. Maybe he lifted the idea from another website.

"Episode # whatever: Fucking Raymond Loses His Fucking Wedding Ring"

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:41 PM

1a54/1240858707-marmaduke_is_an_asshole.jpgI've long enjoyed Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke, a blog in which someone named Joe Mathlete explains the contents of the cartoon Marmaduke.

Well, Mathlete recently got recruited to a Houston arts and culture website called 29-95. And while he's continuing his Marmaduke shtick, he's also doing all kinds of new things, like watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond on mute:

It starts off with Ray and his hulking autistic brother in a hotel together for some reason. They start playing a game where they see who can spin Ray’s wedding ring on the table the longest. Because it’s either this or a comically uncomfortable bedsharing plot, and they’ve probably already done a show where the brothers had to share a bed, Ray’s brother loses Ray’s ring down an air vent while he’s in the bathroom. Ray comes in and they do like three slow doubletakes, because of comedy.

I'm happy to see Mathlete doing more stuff on the internet (presumably for money), and, despite the fact that I never ever want to visit Houston—even though it reportedly does five things better than Seattle—29-95 looks like a surprisingly great city blog.

Question for the Day

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 12:36 PM

Are straight people still getting married in Iowa?

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