Auction Block: Matthew Stafford heads NFL draft, Hawks grab Curry.
Somebody Owes Me Money, Pigs (Virus) Can Fly: Swine flu reaches New Zealand.
Aren't We Jumping the Gun A Bit?: President's approval rating high after the first 7% of term.
Cue TV Land Marathon: Bea Arthur, dead at 86.
Because Everywhere Else In The World, Mob Rule Is Scary: HIV activists in Senegal threatened to become fish food.
It's Over, Cue the Violins: WA. legislators ok two-year budget after shedding much blood, sweat, tears, and 4 billion.
And You Said It Wasn't Safe... Oh Wait, You're Right: Man shot after supposed altercation on metro bus.
Do Squatters Have A Bill Of Rights?: Local foreclosures triple in past two years.
Ohio College Relaxes By Drinking, Chilling, Setting Fires Around Town: Kent State has riot police called out during annual College Fest.
Does Costco Carry Bunkers Along With Their Bulk Tuna?: Food shortages cited as grave threat to world stability.
It's Official, Real Men Eat Real Meat: Study finds that too much tofu interferes with testosterone levels.