Auction Block: Matthew Stafford heads NFL draft, Hawks grab Curry.

Somebody Owes Me Money, Pigs (Virus) Can Fly: Swine flu reaches New Zealand.

Aren't We Jumping the Gun A Bit?: President's approval rating high after the first 7% of term.

Cue TV Land Marathon: Bea Arthur, dead at 86.

Because Everywhere Else In The World, Mob Rule Is Scary: HIV activists in Senegal threatened to become fish food.

It's Over, Cue the Violins: WA. legislators ok two-year budget after shedding much blood, sweat, tears, and 4 billion.

And You Said It Wasn't Safe... Oh Wait, You're Right: Man shot after supposed altercation on metro bus.

Do Squatters Have A Bill Of Rights?: Local foreclosures triple in past two years.

Ohio College Relaxes By Drinking, Chilling, Setting Fires Around Town: Kent State has riot police called out during annual College Fest.

Does Costco Carry Bunkers Along With Their Bulk Tuna?: Food shortages cited as grave threat to world stability.

It's Official, Real Men Eat Real Meat: Study finds that too much tofu interferes with testosterone levels.