For the love of God, read Paul Constant's review of Crank 2: High Voltage:

Hey! What's going on? That's the end of the last Crank movie! Oh, man, Jason Statham is totally dead... wait, what? What the fuck? He just blinked? He fell like 30 stories, bounced off a car, and now he's still fucking alive? That is so awesome! Wait, now these Chinese doctors are operating on him in a whorehouse. They just pulled out his heart! Now he's totally dead. Wait! They just set him up with an artificial heart. And now they're going to cut off his "big Amellican cock!" BAM! Jason Statham is on the run!

Read the whole thing. Read it now. Read it HERE.