Friday, April 17, 2009
??!! / Celeb / Money Goodbye, Brain! Sorry I Accidentally Exploded You!
Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM
So, I'm in L.A. for the weekend, and I just got back from touring the single most amazing place I have ever been: the Michael Jackson auction collection at the Beverly Hilton. AND MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
Michael Jackson—in case you hadn't heard—accidentally got super destitute because he spent all of his money on flying carpets and gold-plated robot butlers, so he decided to auction off all his shit to raise a bunch of millions of dollars. (Or something. Please do not quote me on the details.) Except then he changed his mind and asked for the stuff back, so now there's NOT going to be an auction (boooo!), but that's not really important. What's important is that I still got to go and LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF.
THE STUFF.
IS CRAZY.
Touring the Michael Jackson auction collection is exactly like touring the inside of MJ's baroque, gold-plated crazybrain. Turns out, the inside of MJ's baroque, gold-plated crazybrain is the most fun and wondrous place you've ever been. It's also suuuper depressing!
It's the kind of place where it's impossible to decide what to take a picture of. IMPOSSIBLE! Everything is fucked up AND totally fucked. The weirdest revelation of the day was MJ's apparent obsession with lifesize wax figures of elderly white people in folksy poses and varying bonnets. The Creepiest Piece of Furniture Award goes to "child-size chaise lounge" (for child-size reclining nude?). But the overall Best Shit Ever is CLEARLY the vast collection of MJ-themed art, for which words do not suffice. (Far too many pictures after the jump!)
Follow me, follow me...
A Child's Garden of Alleged Bad Touching 
A lot of the stuff is weirdly homemade/bush-league, like this Zoo sign.
This woman was LITERALLY WEEPING in the sculpture garden, and in this photograph is tenderly pressing her cheek to the golden gates of Neverland.
"Socks."
"Art."
Roddy McDowall?
Something about this dirty mat made me sad.
California Raisin collection.
This was not right.
DEAR GOD WHY WAS THE AUCTION CANCELED!?
DEAR GOD WHY WAS THE AUCTION CANCELED!? PART TWO
DEAR GOD WHY WAS THE AUCTION CANCELED!? PART TWO (detail)
As far as I can tell, this one involves Peter Pan and MJ watching in horror/furtive pleasure as the Three Stooges, Kermit the Frog, the ghost of Walt Disney, and Shirley Temple all conspire to rape Charlie Chaplin.
Edward's actual Scissorhands.
Original paintings by Michael Jackson (top) and Macaulay Culkin (bottom). I WOULD NOT JOKE ABOUT THIS.
See this chef guy? There were ten more like him in different outfits just lounging on the furniture all over the place. And some of them were ladies. Did MJ always dream of having whimsical white grandparents?
Can you read this? It's a letter from Ronald Reagan expressing his condolences about that time Michael Jackson caught on fire.
Gew! Gew gew gewww!
"I'm a multidimensional creature..."
Goodbye! (FOR NOW...)
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But if it were all auctioned off to different people, it would never be experienced all together in one place again. And when the new owners showed off one piece of it and said it was Michael Jackson's, you'd think it was just the delusional work of a dotty fan. Nobody would believe he was really that crazy without seeing the whole lot.
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Hey Lindy West:
Here is a video too if you are interested in posting:
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound…
Here is a video too if you are interested in posting:
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound…
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So I guess we know what Reagan meant when he prattled on about traditional values...
And whats with the one monster child in the third picture?
And whats with the one monster child in the third picture?
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More! More!
What the motherfucking FUCK is with the statues? of the the crazy-face redhead girls? in the glass case? with her hand up bunny's ass? Appalachian Death Camp For Kids?
And the weeping woman -- you can't design these details, they can only be handed down to you by God.
Wow. WOW. You've gone too far this, time, Lindy. I think my gums just started to bleed.
What the motherfucking FUCK is with the statues? of the the crazy-face redhead girls? in the glass case? with her hand up bunny's ass? Appalachian Death Camp For Kids?
And the weeping woman -- you can't design these details, they can only be handed down to you by God.
Wow. WOW. You've gone too far this, time, Lindy. I think my gums just started to bleed.
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Are the signed catalogs still for sale even though the auction is apparently closed? They were selling for $500 or so.
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Who doesn't go to view a bankrupt celebrity's possessions while wearing a red rubber dress?
That auction contains enough material, both props and story ideas, for 5,000 horror flicks. I call dibs on a movie starring the red headed statues.
That auction contains enough material, both props and story ideas, for 5,000 horror flicks. I call dibs on a movie starring the red headed statues.
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I think that I wouldn't mind too much if for one day, Slog consisted of only Michael Jackson auction items.
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Does anybody else find the Sam Phillips quote scrawled on Elvis ("If I can only find a white man with a black man's sound, I could make a million dollars") really unsettling? Obviously it applies to Elvis, who got that magic by appropriating a black man's sound, but it also applies to Michael Jackson, who seems to have tried to appropriate a white man's look.
Things like this make me think he must be the loneliest guy in the world.
Things like this make me think he must be the loneliest guy in the world.
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When he dies, hopefully soon, his carcass should just be unceremoniously dumped into a sewage treatment pool or a landfill. What a horrible human being.
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This is what happens to your brain when you have more money than god and have spent your entire life living outside of reality.
Then it all turns to shit and we get to see it on display.
Bizarre, thy name is Michael Jackson.
Then it all turns to shit and we get to see it on display.
Bizarre, thy name is Michael Jackson.
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C'mon, Lindy, write the book. Somebody has to. Have you seen that documentary that Brit did a few years ago, where they wander around the world's ugliest antique store in Vegas, with Michael pointing at every single monstrosity in it, saying either "I have one of those" or "I'll have that, please". Not to mention the perv stuff -- I mean, he's the world's weirdest person even before you get to the perv stuff.
"Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" and "Shake Your Body Down To The Ground" are still the world's most perfect pop records, though, which just makes the story even better.
"Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" and "Shake Your Body Down To The Ground" are still the world's most perfect pop records, though, which just makes the story even better.
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@17, what a philistine. When MJ dies, his body should be covered in gold and placed on a rotating plinth with hundreds of lasers shining on it on the Mall in Washington, DC.
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I feel like I just walked thru an old-timey freak show. It was horrifying but I couldn't look away. Thank you so much for posting these - more please.
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it just makes me so happy that his costume designer just took a normal, economical sock, and then made it a bedazzled masterpiece. IT IS NOT A SPECIAL SOCK. IT IS JUST A NORMAL SOCK WITH ADORNMENTS.
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i've seen graceland and pictures of liberace shit..but this joint right here?..it's the sistine chapel of crazy town. it's ...it's... it's...
...and people dropped off their kids here to play and spend the night ???.. i mean .. and this is the shit he decided to sell ? what did he get to keep ?
...and people dropped off their kids here to play and spend the night ???.. i mean .. and this is the shit he decided to sell ? what did he get to keep ?
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Is that a huge sculpture of Michael Jackson as a cowboy in the background of the ring of children dancing?
Was the woman in red held in the Neverland prison as a child?
This MADE MY FRIDAY.
Was the woman in red held in the Neverland prison as a child?
This MADE MY FRIDAY.
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Holy Shit...The California Raisins memorabilia are the least bizarre items there.
The Little Orphan Annies with the bunny rabbit hand puppet look like they are screaming to get out of that glass case. There's a creepy metaphor in there somewhere.
I recognize most of the cartoon characters in the first painting but who is the green duck in the lower right corner? And why is MJ aiming a slingshot at him?
The Little Orphan Annies with the bunny rabbit hand puppet look like they are screaming to get out of that glass case. There's a creepy metaphor in there somewhere.
I recognize most of the cartoon characters in the first painting but who is the green duck in the lower right corner? And why is MJ aiming a slingshot at him?
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The auctioneer's catalogs are online, so you can take a look at many more of the creepy fantastical things
( http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/… )
( http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/… )
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You know, if had a lot of money, I would totally collect weird and funny things. And I could never even get close to Michael Jackson being completely serious.
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Thanks, keshmeshi, I guess Plucky Duck and the Tiny Toons were after my time. Still wonder what's up with the slingshot. Doesn't Jocko know he could shoot someone's eye out with that thing?
I'm still marveling at the Reagan letter. It isn't every day the President of the United States writes a sympathy note to a celebrity whose hair caught on fire.
I'm still marveling at the Reagan letter. It isn't every day the President of the United States writes a sympathy note to a celebrity whose hair caught on fire.
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i love those socks, though.. seriously, if i had the money and the auction weren't canceled and all, they'd be on my feet right now.
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Wait, what the fuck, Ronald Reagan "knew from experience" that "these things can happen on set"? DID RONALD REAGAN'S HAIR CATCH ON FIRE AND I MISSED IT?
(I will have hideous nightmares about those redhead Exorcistic face-eating Orphan Zombies for the rest of my life.)
(I will have hideous nightmares about those redhead Exorcistic face-eating Orphan Zombies for the rest of my life.)
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These photos must still be a poor representation of what it must be like to walk among that stuff. Oh, my god, Lindy, you'll have to write a full article about it.
John Waters once quoted someone else about Ike Turner, saying that he was the only person who could spend a million dollars at Woolworth's. This shows that Michael Jackson is the only person who could spend a billion dollars at a flea market.
John Waters once quoted someone else about Ike Turner, saying that he was the only person who could spend a million dollars at Woolworth's. This shows that Michael Jackson is the only person who could spend a billion dollars at a flea market.
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It is unfortunate that he actually had the money to flaunt his insanity whereas the millions of others of similar persuasion are just too poor to seem anything but sane.
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All that money, and all he bought was crap.....
This child molester is a piece of shit. He deserves nothing more then a long, miserable, lonely life, duct taped in my basement receiving meal time beatings....
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
blmartech@yahoo.com
This child molester is a piece of shit. He deserves nothing more then a long, miserable, lonely life, duct taped in my basement receiving meal time beatings....
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
blmartech@yahoo.com
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The ring of bronze children is a copy of the one in down town Stalingrad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barmaley_Fo…
It is amazing this made it through the worst, longest fighting in world war two!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barmaley_Fo…
It is amazing this made it through the worst, longest fighting in world war two!
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oh my god... listed in the same catalog for sale are a butter churn and a crystal ball. He is a walking mad lib!
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Please learn french before automatically assuming that "child size chaise lounge" means nude kids in a chair, it means a child size lounge chair, in fact only one word in there was french, and that's chaise. Which means chair.
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@ Andre - please read the actual post before commenting.
So yes, what a wonderful collection of junk. There are hordes of lunatic fans out there, feeling perturbed and saddened that they are never going to get their mitts on a piece of tainted trash.
Is it just me, or do most of the illustrations look like those on those travelling carnival rides?
So yes, what a wonderful collection of junk. There are hordes of lunatic fans out there, feeling perturbed and saddened that they are never going to get their mitts on a piece of tainted trash.
Is it just me, or do most of the illustrations look like those on those travelling carnival rides?
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The man is clearly disturbed and in desperate need of psychiatric care. I question his mental status and worry for his children.
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@51. Calm down. Chaise lounges are frequently the furniture of choice in classic nude paintings. Therefore, a child size chaise lounge could only be used to paint a reclining nude portrait of a child. That said, ick.
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We've all heard of the man who has everything. It appears that Michael Jackson is the man who had ANYthing.
God, what a bunch of junk!
God, what a bunch of junk!
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George Washington with a jeweled glove and aviator shades... that series of portraits is amazing.
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OMG I'M SO JEALOUS I COULD DIE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO GO TO THAT!
Geezus fuck that's amazing.
This is, like, a tour of the inside of the brain of a person who spent 30+ years at the pinnacle of our popular culture. Isn't it scary? It's not that HE'S that fucked up. WE are that fucked up. Frosted and twisted and completely disconnected from reality. And bankrupt.
Dark doesn't know how to get any darker than that. Magnificent.
<3
Geezus fuck that's amazing.
This is, like, a tour of the inside of the brain of a person who spent 30+ years at the pinnacle of our popular culture. Isn't it scary? It's not that HE'S that fucked up. WE are that fucked up. Frosted and twisted and completely disconnected from reality. And bankrupt.
Dark doesn't know how to get any darker than that. Magnificent.
<3
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I think they should use his whole place as a detention center for fundamental terrorists. Talk about punishment.
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@59..
violet..i think you're on to something.
i just figgerd out that that the painting of him as peterpan is on his momofriggin car.. lindy, what kind of car is that ?
violet..i think you're on to something.
i just figgerd out that that the painting of him as peterpan is on his momofriggin car.. lindy, what kind of car is that ?
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@ everyone: I have more pictures. I'll post a part 2 when I get the chance.
@ 55: exactly, thanks.
@ riz: IT'S A GOLF CART! or just a miniature car. i don't know what the distinction is.
@ 55: exactly, thanks.
@ riz: IT'S A GOLF CART! or just a miniature car. i don't know what the distinction is.
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Horribly, the first thought that came into my head was, "So what do you think Tom Cruise has in his attic?".
Obscenely rich, disconnected from reality for years, worships strange gods and practices strange rituals. Which one is crazier?
Obscenely rich, disconnected from reality for years, worships strange gods and practices strange rituals. Which one is crazier?
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i am befudled, amazed, disgusted, enlightened, happy, sad, jealous, nauseous, gassy, god I dont know what to think! aaaggghhh!! other than that i wish i was MJ's therapist, that person probably has almost as much money as MJ himself!
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How come so many people with gazzillions of dollars have such abominable taste? Oh! But the whimsical old white people are SUPER SCARY. Ha ha ha...[the auction was CANCELED?! But I had a bid on the filthy doormat!]
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MJ is a victim of character assassination. Job well done. He abused kids didnt he?......didnt he?
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Batshit crazy, definitely. But if this stuff had been found in Andy Warhol's basement, it would have been declared evidence of genius.
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I'll bet that some of those paintings/sculptures are gifts from deranged fans over the years. That doesn't make *keeping* it any less deranged, but I'm just sayin'...
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andy roo posted a video at the top of the comments and it gives a more detailed tour of the almost auction. simply epic. but the nightmares i will get from the bit about the MJ mural of him being dubbed king or whatever will haunt me forever. FOREVER.
but be that as it may, lindy, you are my favorite person. you made my day.
and about the redheaded child statues......can anyone say.....CHUCKY?
but be that as it may, lindy, you are my favorite person. you made my day.
and about the redheaded child statues......can anyone say.....CHUCKY?
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Please upload these somewhere in a higher resolution. I'm dying to have some of these as a wallpaper.
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Look, the man has a commitment to blowing minds. On stage, on recordings, and in his collection of fantastically, tragically, unbelievably, abominably GLORIOUS comissioned artwork of himself. It doesn't matter how your mind gets blown, just that it gets blown.
Christ he had to wake up one day and think, "I need a painting of myself as a knight kneeling down to myself as a king, and monkeys". This didn't just HAPPEN. This was MADE.
I am jealous. When is this display over? Please, please post all your pictures.
Christ he had to wake up one day and think, "I need a painting of myself as a knight kneeling down to myself as a king, and monkeys". This didn't just HAPPEN. This was MADE.
I am jealous. When is this display over? Please, please post all your pictures.
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Oh, "laterite" and "meags", I laughed forever.
Even the comments on here are mind-devouring. Forever. I could. Not. Stop.
Even the comments on here are mind-devouring. Forever. I could. Not. Stop.
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This makes me sad. I believe that he is just a normal person that went eccentric with fame and lonliness.
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saying all that is said -remember he thought he was a women -we buy that s**t, being rich that junk is a social status -duhhhhhhhh !ever been seen other mansions -same s**t without the wax --lol
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Is Michael and Janets head okay.
The doctors can be sick in the world at times and they may have sickness in their family however I need a doctor can he come see me for my kids and me.
He can get in touch with me through others.
I think he helped many kids. How much money has he and his friends raised for sick kids world wide and how many.
Michael dont touch kids. How many have you touched and how many have you and all your famous friends helped in the world financially when they were dying . Come help me I still love you but I hate you too.
The doctors can be sick in the world at times and they may have sickness in their family however I need a doctor can he come see me for my kids and me.
He can get in touch with me through others.
I think he helped many kids. How much money has he and his friends raised for sick kids world wide and how many.
Michael dont touch kids. How many have you touched and how many have you and all your famous friends helped in the world financially when they were dying . Come help me I still love you but I hate you too.
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This stuff is just too bizarre for words. MJ being there aside, I would be totally freaked to live there with that stuff. Having the eyes of those statues and paintings watching you... ugh. ::shudders::
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My english is messed up. I need Michael and a doctor.
I want his help. I hate him though. My head hurts.
Does his at times. Head injury is bad. The social workers and doctors are getting to me are they getting to him to. Help Michael. It is hard having
kids. I am great. I need to see you because I am a
genius. I love you Michael but hate you two.
I would never go to your concert. I never have seen a concert in my life for many reasons.We must meet I
am beautiful youd love me. You can look ugly in some phots.
I want his help. I hate him though. My head hurts.
Does his at times. Head injury is bad. The social workers and doctors are getting to me are they getting to him to. Help Michael. It is hard having
kids. I am great. I need to see you because I am a
genius. I love you Michael but hate you two.
I would never go to your concert. I never have seen a concert in my life for many reasons.We must meet I
am beautiful youd love me. You can look ugly in some phots.
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Actually, I totally want those scissor-hands. I loved Edward Scissorhands (the character, not the movie - most of the movie sucked).
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The "I'm a multidimensional creature..." painting strikes an oddly familiar and frightening resemblance to the painting of "Vigo" from Ghostbusters II
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this made my night. the letter from reagan is pretty awesome, but e.t. really rocks those aviators.
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Could it possilbly still be that he was not a child molester, and just a weird person? There's certainly no crime in the latter, but MJ damn sure takes weird to a far extreme.
If however the allegations of child abuse are true, the real horror is that he got away. And if so, it's hard to find much humor in all this. At least for me.
If however the allegations of child abuse are true, the real horror is that he got away. And if so, it's hard to find much humor in all this. At least for me.
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I had a migraine before I (ill-advisedly) looked at those pictures. Now I sort of feel like I've had a stroke. I got off the bus at the wrong stop and can't figure out how to exit Crazytown.
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@21 Fnarf is a genius.
@93 I always figured that if he really did molest children then his handlers ought to go down with him. This is a man who does not function without assistance. If he was molesting children he had lots of help getting them there, taking care of them, keeping them quiet, etc.
@Lindy. I adore you!!!!!
@93 I always figured that if he really did molest children then his handlers ought to go down with him. This is a man who does not function without assistance. If he was molesting children he had lots of help getting them there, taking care of them, keeping them quiet, etc.
@Lindy. I adore you!!!!!
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Tudo aqui é lindo e ele merece mesmo ser coroado como rei
de elisangela para meu nenem michael jackson eu te amo beijos e fique com Deus
de elisangela para meu nenem michael jackson eu te amo beijos e fique com Deus
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A debt of gratitude to Ms. West - for posting this 'collection'. Could we have Ms Graves weigh in on the artistic merit of these works?
A debt of gratitude to Ms. West - for posting this 'collection'. Could we have Ms Graves weigh in on the artistic merit of these works?
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I was there this weekend too - so freaking amazing! I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT! Everyone should see this stuff!
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Ummmm.......so what exactly did you find exciting enough to warrant your breathless posts?
Would you pay $30 million for a mason jar full of piss and a turd? Much of his "art" is no worse than what the wealthy class(less?) collect. You need to get out more often. You're not getting enough sun.
Would you pay $30 million for a mason jar full of piss and a turd? Much of his "art" is no worse than what the wealthy class(less?) collect. You need to get out more often. You're not getting enough sun.
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No, it's not true that this is no worse than any other wealthy people's collections, because all this 'art' is about HIM. It's a big ego-trip which he was unfortunately able to afford.
While other rich people do also spend fortunes on collecting ugly or questionable 'art' works, they don't normally commission art based mainly on their own physical form, with the sole aim of personal aggrandisement. That's what makes it all weird.
Those socks - I may have to make some now.
While other rich people do also spend fortunes on collecting ugly or questionable 'art' works, they don't normally commission art based mainly on their own physical form, with the sole aim of personal aggrandisement. That's what makes it all weird.
Those socks - I may have to make some now.
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Just damn. I think I saw those little red-haired girls in a George Romero movie piping "Brains! Brains!"
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i haven't been so weirded out and laughed this hard at the same time, ever.
the conspired rape of charlie chaplin FTW!!!
the conspired rape of charlie chaplin FTW!!!
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After i saw that, i'm convinced, that Jacko should be put in lunatc asylum till the end of his life.
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I noticed the socks right off too. It's just so cool. Why buy Michael's when you can go to Fred Meyers and get everything to make your own.
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Auntie Em Auntie Em! Holy Batshit! All the stories of the madness are indeed true. Captain Nut Job should be forced to auction all this crapola off. Donate the proceeds to charity! Come the fuck on! What is he so afraid of? Why doesn't he want this stuff sold? He's obviously a classic hoarder and has a shopping addiction, among other addictions, like having so many plastic surgeries he has no more real nose left. If he is indeed out of money and is going to have to play dozens if not hundreds of concerts to make back his fortune and pay off his deep debts, then he should also sell off this creep show sideshow menagerie as well. I just bet he is so afraid of having the public's 'cooties' all over his belongings, though. Just like all people with a hoarding and or shopping addiction, YOU HAVE TO SELL IT OFF OR THROW IT AWAY EVENTUALLY! You cannot keep it all forever.
I agree some of the stuff pictured is just downright creepy! Ewww!
Some of it does obviously have some financial value, but a lot of it is just trash. MJ is just like the rest of us. He has trash that needs to be thrown out, too.
Scary trash, but it's still trash. I hope he gets the help he so fucking desperately needs, the PSYCHO!
I agree some of the stuff pictured is just downright creepy! Ewww!
Some of it does obviously have some financial value, but a lot of it is just trash. MJ is just like the rest of us. He has trash that needs to be thrown out, too.
Scary trash, but it's still trash. I hope he gets the help he so fucking desperately needs, the PSYCHO!
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What are you people looking at that you find so weird and fucked? Or is it because the idiot who wrote this told you it was? Do you watch a Disney film and think that's fucked because you see children? Sounds like your own issue.
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The fucked person is Linda, there were thousands of things there,but for some reason she tried to make something out of this stuff. It's a reflection that Linda is fucked up and no doubt ugly as shit. White people are so fucking stupid.
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The Cub Scouts kicked Sick-o Mich-o out because he was up to two packs a day. I wonder how many Boy Toy's the Arabs are giving The Sultan Of "Twink" to play with. Whether or not Michael is a PED or not has still not been proven in a court of law, BUT the crazy ass photo's of this delusional whack-o should tell you that sanity left him stranded about four exits ago.
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Okay, I've just realized that I'm sitting here with my mouth literally hanging wide open. Thank you for posting these pictures. I've never seen 'mentally disturbed' represented in 3D before. And I need to go wash my brain. The creep factor in this small group of pictures is off the scale. Is that how MJ saw himself? As a white boy being crowned king, ranked alongside presidents and cartoon characters, and leading all the happy little children, fairies and gnomes any pedophile could want? I'd love to see more pictures of this, and I hope you do post them, but right now I have to go look at what's on my shelves and hope there's nothing approaching even slightly wierd. I'll never look at a little butterfly-winged fairy the same way. It's the bin for you, wings, and take that unicorn with you!
The word for the day is eeewwwwww!
The word for the day is eeewwwwww!
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the ego sure shows with the crowns and that one of him and the others of important history with his shades on like E.T lol wow i wanna see more pics too no wonder he never let anyone take pics there
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LOL @ #27! I know! Its like one of those giant hamburgers they challenge you to finish off at some diner off the highway. You have no idea where to start and every angle you approach it just presents you with another challenge. It's fucked up on multiple levels. Just when you get your brain around one part there are more loose threads that only lead you to the conclusion that no sane mind could ever generate a complete picture of just how foaming at the mouth mad Michael Jackson really is. When he dangled the kid out the window a few years back that's when I knew it was a wrap!
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Ok, he's too insane to be a child molester. He's like Doc Manhattan from Watchmen somehow, probably including a blue penis.
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I presume Michael comissioned that fantastic sequinned glove montage (or was it perhaps a 'gift' from one of his artistically inclined followers ?)
Words really fail to do that incredible picture any justice......it is , quite simply, a supreme masterpiece of unintentional comic genius.
If Mad Mike wants to flog it , I would definitely be interested .
My life would be complete if I owned that.
Words really fail to do that incredible picture any justice......it is , quite simply, a supreme masterpiece of unintentional comic genius.
If Mad Mike wants to flog it , I would definitely be interested .
My life would be complete if I owned that.
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It's all material. I'm glad he got what he sowed. He reaped what he sowed. Because of Michael Jackson? I couldn't do a Beatles Song in the Style of music I do. That's why I'm glad he is in Trouble. good for his ass. I wouldn't buy any of this stuff. It all belongs in a Dusty Museum along with him. Because of him? a record I was on was Shelved. It tarnished my musical career somewhat and made me lose wages causing me to lose wages. So i'm glad that he's going through what he needs to go through. He should have paid it forward back then? and let me do what I was going to do. The Philosophy was and always is? You make me look good? and I'll make you look good. You should never step on people's toes going up because you see them when you come back down. He didn't follow these precepts opting to be selfish.
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okay... this comes via a radio DJ in LA.. specifically KFI. He had gone to the auction/display and was told .. via someone who would know MJ had a lot of those statues around.. in different clothes... so he would "never feel alone" YA know... I still kinda feel sorry for the guy... He never really had a child hood..and an abusive father.. Probably odd growing up being THE Micheal Jackson. Granted, there is no excuse for some of his behavior.. but.. it is more sad than creepy to me...
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On the coffee table, it breaks the ice at any get-together:
Michael Jackson Public Exhibition Five Catalog Box Set:
http://www.juliensauctions.com/shop/inde…
$200
Michael Jackson Public Exhibition Five Catalog Box Set:
http://www.juliensauctions.com/shop/inde…
$200
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@34: you're not the only one. i instantly thought she needed comforting. vigorous, energetic, horizontal comforting!
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What I see is a love for kids. What's wrong with that? He is an artist with more money than he can spend, and he is expressing his individuality with it. There is nothing weird about him at all. He was never convicted of molesting children and in this country that is supposed to mean he's innocent. But it really doesn't does it, he's guilty just because he was accused by some failure who wanted his money. Crucify him I say, if it would make you feel better about your own failures.
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This is the freakiest collection of random weird art I've ever seen. It's tragic, yet you can't look away.
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Up until now, I really, really thought I knew what "bat-shit crazy" meant. I was wrong.
~Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 17, 2009 at 6:55 PM
lmfao.
Up until now, I really, really thought I knew what "bat-shit crazy" meant. I was wrong.
~Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 17, 2009 at 6:55 PM
lmfao.
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There were alot of fascinating and very interesting items at the Julien's Michael Jackson Neverland Valley Ranch auction. Much better than Graceland and I am surprised that someone didn't purchase the whole lot to do just that. Not as much tacky stuff as you would imagine. The FX molds of his face are very different to say the least.
Several hundred HQ pictures here
http://www.jlaforums.com/album.php - just scroll down to the MJ Photo Gallery Section.
Several hundred HQ pictures here
http://www.jlaforums.com/album.php - just scroll down to the MJ Photo Gallery Section.
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Renata Nummela Caine
Had a tuchis as big as a plane
When she sat on my hat
It went flatter than flat
Renata is such a big pain!
Had a tuchis as big as a plane
When she sat on my hat
It went flatter than flat
Renata is such a big pain!
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During Lent we are urged to make fast
We are never supposed to molest
But Michael's a big pederast
Wants weenies instead of suck breast!
We are never supposed to molest
But Michael's a big pederast
Wants weenies instead of suck breast!
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He's the king when it comes to making music....but come on!!!!
All he needs is someone to suck his dick!! and look like to the world he is gay.
All he needs is someone to suck his dick!! and look like to the world he is gay.
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OMFG! I have chefs sitting in my living room too, but they are....nude cows that fly around chasing spiders in their wonder wheels! Oh damn, I am MJ....nope nevermind, just a white guy that used to be black!
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this shit should all be destroyed and dumped into the sea along with him, all his records, videos and anything else evident of him so that we and our future generations will not see how foolish our society was for putting a sick child molester up where he was.
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"Art" is definitely correct. I wonder what his entire thought process was when purchasing all this crap.
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should've had the cast he had on his foot when he got 'bit by a spider' (this is what mike said when asked in a news conference what was wrong with his foot as it had a large cast set upon it... it went:
"what happened to your foot michael?"
michael replied
"a spider bit meee"
i heard no more as i was too busy laughing.
"what happened to your foot michael?"
michael replied
"a spider bit meee"
i heard no more as i was too busy laughing.
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It amazes me how people talk to damn much. Who the fuck are you to judge. Reading most of the comments I would say you guys and the one that took the photos are fucked up. What is really weird is when people like you guys have nasty thing's to say about one man's life or anybody's for that matter which doesn't affect you in any way. How fucked up and crazy that is. My advice to you, if you're not perfect yourself then just shut the fuck up already. People that can is just laughing at you, trust me.
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I personally am disturbed over the vast...collections of children statues, cartoon characters, and all other stuff we would depict with childhood.
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I agree!(With John Gallagher) (What sucks is , we won't see anything but MJ on t.v for 6 months!)
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Your comments are sick! I feel sorry for all of you. I feel shame to be a part of human raise ...because same type of "animals' could let such an incredible talent go down. Number 17 and 21 ( I couldn't get trough more than 30 of those comments ) I hope you feel shame. SHAME ON YOU and millions of others who were laughing at MJ. It's now more than a month after when this link was posted and your word became the truth. MJ is dead now and we all miss him a lot. He was an individual he changed peoples life not "only" by creating magnificent music and giving an inspiration to others but he helped lots of children. All of you SHAME on you because you all throw the rock having hearts full of bad intentions. Who gave you rights to judge him !!! Were you there did you see him doing anything bad to all of these children who were visiting his property? You judged him when he was alive and God will judge you in heaven. Nobody cares about kid who thanks to MJ got a new liver and could enjoy his life. Nobody cares for the fact that he was good and everything what he was doing was coming straight from bottom of his heart. People prefer to read cheap magazines and believe hyenas more than one man who was trying to send a message to all of us ... We can change our world starting from ourselves.
I feel sorry for all of you. I am sorry WE ARE SORRY millions of fans all over the planet who miss him a lot ... WE ARE SORRY MICHAEL THAT WE COULDN'T MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU. R.I.P. s_like_sweet@wp.pl
I feel sorry for all of you. I am sorry WE ARE SORRY millions of fans all over the planet who miss him a lot ... WE ARE SORRY MICHAEL THAT WE COULDN'T MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU. R.I.P. s_like_sweet@wp.pl
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human race... for rest of the grammar mistakes I would like to apologize. At least I was trying to do my best and I think that's what matters the most. Cheers
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Here's some exciting news! Did you hear? They're auctioning off a rare Michael Jackson glove, worn in the 1984 Victory Tour!! Here's the official page: http://www.profilesinhistory.com/new/ind…
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