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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

"It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."

Posted by on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 1:50 PM

Because your mouth is full, Anderson?

 

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If you're teabagging, do not talk, do not use your teeth and do not, under any circumstance, sneeze.
Posted by Teabagger on April 15, 2009 at 1:53 PM
2
Yeah, that was pretty hilarious.
Posted by sepiolida on April 15, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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wtf were they talking about?
Posted by is that political jargon? on April 15, 2009 at 2:01 PM
4
Maybe they shouldn't do it on those riding lawnmowers ... one bump and you're scarred for life.
Posted by Will in Seattle on April 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM
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And Anderson Cooper would know.
Posted by Jocelyn on April 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM
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does he release these ultra-gay soundbytes every now and again on purpose? keeping us on our toes, but never fully coming out. wtf.
Posted by Judith on April 15, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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Saw this in the text at the bottom of the screen: "Is the economy better, or just less worse?"

Is that supposed to make sense?
Posted by w7ngman on April 15, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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Teabagging implies that the other person is PASSED OUT.

Didn't any of you go to college? You don't even understand it.

Teabagging is hilarious because it "shames" the person who is asleep or passed out -- they have somebody's nuts dangled over or on top of their face. It cracks everyone up to do it, then you embarass the person when they wake up.

It's pseudo-erotic in that frat boy way
Posted by Learn what you're talking about on April 15, 2009 at 2:14 PM
9
Will someone please dress up like a right wing nutcase (start with Hunter Orange) and convince them that "Felching" refers to welfare fraud and "Snowballing" refers to expressing white pride?
Posted by AndyNiable on April 15, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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@8 some adults who have sex with eachother, rather than just sexually assaulting their frat-boy friends, teabag eachother while awake. turns out having your nuts in someone's mouth feels good.
Posted by Frank Rizzo on April 15, 2009 at 2:22 PM
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@9 Were I not ethnic, and therefore inherently untrustworthy in the eyes of the right wing nutjobs, I would do this thing you propose.

May I also suggest that you tell them "Donkey Punching" refers to campaigning against Democrats?
Posted by Hernandez on April 15, 2009 at 2:23 PM
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"The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility. Let it be drawn upon largely, and they will then listen to truths which could not excite them through any other organ." ~Thomas Jefferson
Posted by dangerkitty5000 on April 15, 2009 at 3:03 PM
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Whither Mr. Poe? He would know if Anderson could talk while teabagging.
Posted by brian on April 15, 2009 at 3:21 PM
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@8

Just cuz that's what it means to you doesn't mean that's what it means to most people! When it comes to defining words, majority rules. That's how language works. Sorry. ;)

And. . . WTF? I clearly missed something. I am, nonetheless, amused by Anderson Cooper being adorably delicious as always.
Posted by violet_dagrinder on April 15, 2009 at 3:23 PM
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Oddly enough, it looks like David Gergen gets the joke. Of course, he's one of the smarter GOP types who can actually function without the Rove/Hannity talking points inserted rectally. He tries to avoid the term throughout the clip.
Posted by Sir Vic on April 15, 2009 at 3:56 PM
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Typical leftist media trick to obfuscate genuine grass roots outrage at the onslaught of socialism.

Tea parties are the only way to stop the Marxist homosexual from creating neo-fascist youth brigades.

Read below, a bill to create such brigades PASSED THE HOUSE that will also CURTAIL RELIGIOUS EXPRESSION!!!

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Is this the change you really voted for? President Obama has only been in office for two months. Now we have HR 1388. The Bill was sponsored by Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY) with 37 others. The Bill was introduced to the floor of the House of Representatives where both Republicans and Democrats voted 321-105 in favor. Next it goes to the Senate for a vote and then on to President Obama.

This bill’s title is called “Generations Invigorating Volunteeris m and Education” (GIVE). It forms what some are calling “Obama’s Youth Brigade.” Obama’s plan is require anyone receiving school loans and others to serve at least three months as part of the brigade. His goal is one million youth! This has serious Nazi Germany overtones to it.

The Bill would forbid any student in the brigade to participate in “engaging in religious instruction, conducting worship services, providing instruction as part of a program that includes mandatory religious instruction or worship, constructing or operating facilities devoted to religious instruction or worship, maintaining facilities primarily or inherently devoted to religious instruction or worship, or engaging in any form of religious proselytization.” That means no church attendance or witnessing.

Again, is this what America voted for? Here is part of the HR1388 Bill’s wording:

SEC 1304. PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES AND INELIGIBLE ORGANIZATIONS.

Section 125 (42 U.S.C. 12575) is amended to read as follows:

SEC. 125. PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES AND INELIGIBLE ORGANIZATIONS.

(a) Prohibited Activities- A participant in an approved national service position under this subtitle may not engage in the following activities:

(1) Attempting to influence legislation.

(2) Organizing or engaging in protests, petitions, boycotts, or strikes.


(7) Engaging in religious instruction, conducting worship services, providing instruction as part of a program that includes mandatory religious instruction or worship, constructing or operating facilities devoted to religious instruction or worship, maintaining facilities primarily or inherently devoted to religious instruction or worship, or engaging in any form of religious proselytization.
More...
Posted by Lord Basil on April 15, 2009 at 4:11 PM
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@16 - Basil is an important character in Oscar Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray"... he's not a Lord though. That would be Lord Henry.

Not sure what you're trying to reference there?
Posted by lymerae on April 15, 2009 at 4:23 PM
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@15

That is what's so funny about this video. I mean, I half expect Anderson to get his "filthy mouthed queen" on. But Gergen got the joke instantly.

Hmmmmm....
Posted by Chitown Kev on April 15, 2009 at 4:27 PM
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Barack Hussein Obama is trying to take our rights away.

That's what I'm trying to reference here.
Posted by Lord Basil on April 15, 2009 at 4:27 PM
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Dude, you have no rights.

Don't you remember that Patriot Act you passed?

All your rights are belong to us now.
Posted by Mr. Obvious on April 15, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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Some one please inform Lord Basil that the Nazis were a right wing conservative organization.
Posted by Just the Facts, Ma'm on April 15, 2009 at 4:48 PM
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@16

The public helps fund your education with a low interest loan or grant? Give up the time.

The public funds your religious and political activities? No way.
Posted by I Won't Pay for Your Church on April 15, 2009 at 4:48 PM
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Ok, Lord Basil. It would be nice if you linked to a reputable source, rather than copy-pasting an unattributed fear-mongering slant.

According to OpenCongress, a website run by the non-partisan and non-profit companies the Sunlight Foundation and the Participatory Politics Foundation, HR 1388 has no mandatory service requirement, let alone a one million strong youth brigade:

"In its current form, the legislation does not include a mandate requiring service."

Instead, it increases government funding for senior, veteran, and student volunteers, including a $500 stipend for high school student volunteers to be applied toward college.

http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h13…

Section 1304, which has you so up in arms, simply prevents Americorps from distributing government money to those working in religious organizations. Interestingly, it also prohibits the distribution of funds to union organizations or to abortion advocacy groups. It does NOT prevent ANYONE from volunteering a religious setting, witnessing, attending church or expressing their religious views in any way - it simply does not, here, allow them to do so on the government's dime.

http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd…

Holy dear lord. Please refrain from presenting such radically inaccurate information, especially when it can be so easily disproved.
Posted by lymerae on April 15, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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@8 - I learned the term "teabagging" as something you could do (or have done) on purpose, like, during sex. As in, "I love getting teabagged while I'm jerking off." I also learned it to mean "licking/nibbling/sucking someone else's balls." Maybe other people learned it this way too.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on April 15, 2009 at 5:07 PM
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oh Anderson, always with the double entendre for the gays...
Posted by Tom in Chicago on April 15, 2009 at 5:11 PM
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Anderson Cooper is the new Earl Grey!
Posted by Ivan on April 15, 2009 at 7:13 PM
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Iam of the opinion that the Nazis (national socialists) were socialists, therefore leftist. The racial/ethnic element does not disqualify them as leftists. Consider the information in the link http://thewwp.blogspot.com/2006/07/10-re…
Posted by HoJ'eau on April 16, 2009 at 8:52 AM
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@27 "I am of the opinion..."

You're wrong.

I mean, you can say anything you want, but it doesn't make it true.
Posted by lymerae on April 16, 2009 at 3:10 PM

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