About 1000 people who are hoppin' mad that Obama became president, that the government is spending their future, and that their tax dollars are bailing out banks are wrapping up a protest in Westlake Park. They had a "Tea Party" and they call themselves "teabaggers." (More info about the event is in this post.) Here are some of the people at the event:

This is Brady LaMotte, holding an empty Lipton teabag box and swinging the last teabag over his head. He'd given the other 15 teabags to folks to swing over their heads. "Our government is out of control," he says. The problem, according to the Kirkland resident: "Apathy, years of it."

Here's a distorted photo of Tim Eyman's gigantic head as he gets on stage to ballyhoo his latest initiative. "You know what's different about this protest from other protests here?" he asks the crowd. "We are taxpayers. We are pulling the wagon. We can't trust the politicians to decide how big the tax burden should be. People should decide because we are the ones paying the bill." So true, Timmy. I'm also the one paying the bill when I shop at businesses, so I should set prices for everything I buy. Then the economy will be great.

Meet Jennifer Rast. She's a ghost writer from Tacoma and believes Barack Obama is not an American citizen. "He grew up in Kenya," says Rast, who opposes funding for Medicaid. "Government wasn't put here to take care of us," she says.

I asked Gene Mickelson, 64, how she defines socialism. "Taking the human entity down to its lowest common denominator and taking out the will to succeed." That is everything she said about socialism.
More after the jump.
The national teabagging movement will come to a head tonight when conservatives stage an anti-tax “Tea Party” at Westlake Park beginning around 6 p.m. The protesters, who held events today around the country, repeatedly called themselves teabaggers, harking back to the colonial Boston Tea Party patriots who tossed tea into the harbor to protest England's taxation without representation. Organizers expect 500 to 1000 teabaggers—possibly dressed in Boston-Tea-Party-era themed minute man hats and ruffled cuffs—to protest the federal government’s bank bailouts and stimulus plan. Never mind that stimulus money, unlike the taxes collected by mean ol' England, is used right here in America.
“One of our goals is to simply to raise the enthusiasm and awareness of people who describe themselves as fiscal conservatives or those who don’t think that expanding the role of the federal government will be effective in curbing the recession,” says Conor McNassar, spokesman for the event. It’s being organized by Keli Carender, McNassar's wife, who blogs under the name Liberty Belle for Redistributing Knowledge. They believe that Obama will inflate federal spending by pushing a second stimulus bill, bailing out more banks, and catapulting the national debt over $3 trillion.
But the “fiscal conservatives” seem unconcerned about that fact that (a) spending grew enormously under “fiscally conservative” presidents before Obama, (b) the Iraq war was a ginormous federal expenditure that has done diddly good for the economy, or (c) Obama’s been in office for less than three months and the bailouts began under Bush.
“I haven’t heard any definite denunciation of Iraq war spending,” says McNassar. “They are focused on powers not enumerated to the federal government by the Constitution—not social programs or buying stakes in banks.” He says that rather than fund a stimulus package (he argues the New Deal actually prolonged the Great Depression), the federal government should allow banks and businesses to fail.
So why protest federal spending when Obama is in power rather than Bush’s wasteful federal spending for the previous eight years?
“People always protest actions that don’t fit with their political ideology,” says McNassar. “By the same measure I’m sure folks wouldn’t have had war protests if there were a war to stop the genocide in Darfur.”
When asked if he understood what teabagging was, McNassar said, "I guess I don't understand the connotation of that." A few moments later, after an awkward pause, he said, "No, I got you. I think it’s hilarious."
Paul Constant are I on our way down to the Tea Party to witness the imminent forcible teabagging of bystanders in Westlake Park.

This week in the print edition of the book section, Jonah Spangenthal-Lee and I review two comic books: a collection of the great old Blazing Combat comics and a collection of strips by Brian Sendelbach, many of which previously appeared in The Stranger.
But! This week in the online edition of the book section, there are four more comic book reviews for you to read.
I review a weird little comic called Danny Dutch:
"This label mars my magazine!" Danny Dutch exclaims in one panel, holding up a magazine with a subscription label on it. His friend responds in the remaining three panels: "Those labels are all I need/To remember my home./They are more important than anything." The stilted dialogue (and the way that Dutch and his friends all smoke pipes and dress in suits and ties) resembles the weird, old-timey feel of most comic strips.
And a fine new autobio comic:
In one story in the center of the book, "The Turd," Lasko-Gross takes a shit in a Starbucks toilet. She panics when the toilet won't flush the turd down: "What if Henri is out there? What if one of his friends is out there and tells him?" She solves the problem by wrapping her hands in toilet paper, reaching in the bowl, pulling the turd out, and throwing it in the trash. Then, disgusted with herself ("WHAT HAVE I DONE?"), she runs away.
And a great anthology that's gotten better with time:
Mome isn't all meaningful drama. There's a story called "Wild West Winging It" that hilariously recasts the 2008 election in a lawless frontier town named Merkin. ("Har! Har! A lady sheriff!" Donald Rumsfeld chuckles when Hillary Clinton announces she's "a-runnin'" for the job.) And a weird, demonic Kool-Aid man parody has the brief, unsettling punch of a classic comedy sketch.
And a new series about a stewardess that's afraid of heights:
Exactly why she became a stewardess isn't exactly clear as of yet, but a lot of things about Air are unclear. Is Blythe falling in love with a spy? Is that secret antiterrorist organization secretly a terrorist organization? How do you get to a country that the rest of the world willfully forgot? All but one of these questions are virtually ignored in this first volume, but it feels as though author G. Willow Wilson actually has a plan.
Turns out, there were way too many comics for even the online book section: I'll be reviewing other comics all week on Slog, too, but for now, please check it out if you're looking for some good new comics to read.
The Rumpus points to Wag's Revue, a new online literary magazine. I can hear you yawning in the back. Well, stop it. I especially like this bit, from the manifesto:

This issue includes interviews with Dave Eggers, n+1 founder Mark Greif, an essay about whether you are "a hipster or a douchebag," and a story by Brian Evenson, the author of the creepy-great Last Days.
By a 62-to-35 margin, the state House just passed a sweeping bill that extends every state-granted right of marriage to same-sex domestic partners. The state Senate passed the bill by a 30-to-18 vote last month. Governor Gregoire is expected to sign the bill, Gregoire’s staff says.
“We are absolutely delighted,” says Josh Friedes, a spokesman for Equal Rights Washington, a group backing the bill. “This is the fourth consecutive year of strong legislative votes in support of LGBT civil rights and equality.” The legislature previously passed two domestic-partnership laws, which created the domestic-partnership registry and provided a handful of rights to couples, and it passed a civil-rights bill providing protection for lesbian, gay and transgender persons in 2006.
But the current bill may not become law for several months, if at all.
“We are in the process of organizing a referendum… to repeal the domestic-partnership law,” says Gary Randall, president of the Faith and Freedom Network, a conservative religious coalition of two nonprofits and a PAC. He says the group is meeting this afternoon and plans to file paperwork any day. (More on the group's strategy is here.)
Simply filing the paperwork for a referendum would block the bill from becoming law for at least 90 days after the last day of the legislative session (scheduled for April 26 this year), says Shane Hamlin, assistant director of the Secretary of State Office’s election division. The anti-domestic-partnership campaign would have until July 25 to gather 120,577 signatures to qualify for the general election. If the measure qualifies, the bill remains in limbo until the November vote.
Randall says his group may also try to repeal the two previous domestic-partnership laws. That would require filing a separate initiative which needs 241,153 signatures submitted by July 3 to make this year's ballot, the Secretary of State Office says.
“To repeal what the legislature does in this year’s session, they must file a referendum,” says Hamlin. “To repeal something that the legislature did last session, they must run an initiative.”
"If the Faith and Freedom Network really cared about the families they would try to strengthen them by working to help provide basic services to all families," says Friedes, "not by trying to take away basic rights from gay and lesbian families."
Polling released by the University of Washington last October shows 66 percent of voters support either full marriage equality or all the rights of marriage to same-sex couples. "I think [a referendum] is ours to lose. Complacently results in loss," says Friedes.
Before the House voted to pass the measure, Republican representatives introduced several amendments. One of those amendments would have kept any discussion of domestic partnership out of public schools to protect children from hearing about same-sex couples. Also, Representative Glenn Anderson (R-5) warned the bill could mean Washington "will no longer preference, provided incentives, or encourage marriage." Every amendment failed.
News intern Alexander Brown contributed reporting to this post.
And this weather makes me think that next month's Slog Happy should probably be somewhere with a great patio or rooftop bar just incase it's sunny and warm on May 14th. Wouldn't it be lovely to have Slog Happy outside on a warm day after having suffered through the longest, coldest, snowiest winter in the history of the world?
It should be somewhere with good drinks and even better Shirley Temples (it'll almost be my birthday by then, after all, and I'll want to celebrate) and it should be somewhere that's easy for a lot of folks to get to with no more than one bus ride (which makes me think we should save the Sloop for another time, yes?).
What do you think, Sloggers? Where should May's Slog Happy be?
The Onion's A.V. Club is starting a book club. Their first book is going to be Katherine Dunn's great novel Geek Love, which is a fine choice to kick off any book club.
How does it work? It’s remarkably simple. Each month, a member of our blue-ribbon panel of writers—Donna Bowman, Zack Handlen, Noel Murray, Leonard Pierce, Tasha Robinson, Ellen Wernecke, and myself—will choose a book to discuss. Four weeks later, we’ll reconvene to talk about the book in a series of posts, but not just among ourselves. We’ll be paying particular attention to points raised in the comments section and incorporating these in our discussion. Then, at the end of the week, we’ll be hosting a live chat about our selection. In short, we want to recreate the experience of a book club here at The A.V. Club. (Except for the wine and cheese; you’ll have to supply your own.)
This is a smart conflation of two ideas. I've looked around at different online book clubs, but I've never once seen one handled properly: A blog is not the best format for book clubs. Every comment should have an equal chance at becoming a much-discussed question. The blog format book clubs all wind up being a lecture with dissenting opinions and brief agreeing comments thrown underneath. It's just not the same as talking about a book with people in real life. A live chat would be the perfect antidote for that sort of thing, but that comes with the problem that people all have to be there at the same time: if you can't talk about something for hours and days after it's been talked about, what good is the internet?
Anyway, you should read Geek Love. And check in with The Onion and see how they handle the book club. They're at least taking a step forward in getting the book club online.
Don't mean to step on Lindy's toes here, and there's no game card for this installment of Scruples on Slog, but...
Let's say someone gave you a pot brownie while you were on vacation in, let's say, Hawaii. And let's say you hung on to it in case you got an afternoon alone—say, if your traveling companions took a surfing lesson or something and you had six hours free and clear—and let's say that you hid the brownie behind a box of coffee filters in one of the kitchen cabinets because you didn't want any of your traveling companions to mistake it for a regular brownie and eat it. And let's say there were no surfing lessons, no afternoons alone, so you never got to eat that brownie. And let's say you forgot to take the brownie with you when you checked out of the hotel and let's say that you were on the other side of whatever island you might've been on when you remembered that you left a curiously strong pot brownie sitting behind the coffee filters in kitchen cabinet.
Do you...
1. Do nothing and trust that anyone who finds a small brownie hidden in a kitchen cabinet in a hotel room in Hawaii won't be dumb enough to eat it?
2. Call the hotel and ask for housekeeping and tell them where the brownie is and ask them to throw it away?
3. Freak out about the possibility that a child and/or someone actually dumb enough to eat it might find that brownie and then turn the car around and go way the hell out of your way to go back to the hotel where you make some excuse about having left something in your room so that you can get a new key and get back in your room and get the brownie and throw it away yourself?
Please note: This is an entirely hypothetical thought experiment meant for entertainment purposes only. Nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone that I know.
Griff writes:
Last Friday, April 10th, I celebrated a birthday on the balcony of the Elite. Later, upon perusing my loot from that boozy evening, I was horrified to discovery a bag containing the presents belonging to another individual, named "Josh," who as fate would have it was celebrated his birthday on that very balcony, on that very same evening. Inquiry to the Elite staff only yielded the information that yes, he had asked about his wayward loot, but sadly did not leave any contact information.Here is where the trail grows cold. Perhaps a slogger out there knows this Josh? From the contents, I can tell he's a drinker, dog owner, and possibly into pictures of women's buttholes. I'd hate to think that someone would survive the trials and tribulations of this past year and come out the other side with no shwag to show for it. If someone can describe the bag or its contents, I'll happily return it.
Josh, are you out there?
And re: the Elite, Stranger reader-reviewer dc.al.coda declares:
In a city with no "can't-miss" bars, this is arguably the best gay bar of the moment in Seattle. In their old location (N end of Broadway), they appeared to cater to 50something alcoholics and the parolees who love them. In their new location (Olive & Summit, near the also newly-relocated and also mixed and also fun Bus Stop), the trainwrecks are vastly outnumbered by cute, happy, 20- to 40-somethings, male and female, gay and hipster and gayhipster (gaypster?).
The last time I was at the Elite, it was full of hale, handsome soccer players who'd just come from a game in which one team played topless, the other bottomless(-ish). Everyone was having a great time.
UPDATE! Josh has been found!
ZOMG, that's my bday booty that I've been sadly missing. And to clarify, I don't like women's buttholes.
And now man and birthday bag will be reunited. Slog is, truly, a beautiful thing.
I warned you that your ad campaign was going to lead to more centaur fetishism.

Thanks to Slog tipper Ken.
Because your mouth is full, Anderson?
Shortly after 1:30 p.m., the state house of representatives will convene to debate and pass the domestic partnership bill, sponsored by Representative Jamie Pedersen (D-43), which would extend every state-granted right of marriage to registered same-sex partners. The bill passed the state Senate by a wide margin in March despite surging opposition from religious conservatives. Now in House, the bill has more cosponsors than votes needed to pass. The debate should be fiery, and viewable streaming from TVW.
But Republicans are attempting two desperate strategies to gum up its progress. “I think they’ve got a couple dozen amendments,” says state Senator Ed Murray (D-43), the prime sponsor of the senate version of the bill. A minority party typically tries to slow down bills by introducing and debating amendments. Murray expects conservatives to introduce amendments “related to children.”
“I think that entering this with a majority of legislators being co-sponsors is a strong indication that we can defeat any negative amendment,” says Josh Friedes, a spokesman for Equal Rights Washington, a nonprofit that has been supporting the bill. “I think the amendments indicate the radical right’s determination to make a bill that is non-controversial with the majority of the legislature and electorate into a controversial bill.”
But conservatives have another trick up their sleeves.
The Faith and Freedom Network, a conservative religious group that maintains two nonprofits and a PAC, is meeting today, planning to file a ballot measure to go before state voters that would repeal Washington’s domestic partnership laws. The group sent a fundraising email to members on Monday seeking donations toward a referendum or an initiative.
Gary Randall, president of FFN, moments ago confirmed: “We are in the process of organizing a referendum.” He says the group has not decided if the measure would seek to repeal only this year’s legislation or would also attempt to reverse the two previously passed domestic-partnership laws. Regardless, he says, “If I didn’t believe it would pass, I wouldn’t put the work into it.”
The state legislature passed domestic partnership laws in 2007 and 2008, granting some rights to same-sex couples. Conservatives never challenged those laws by referendum. However, the bill up for a vote today is by far the most sweeping, by establishing parity of rights for domestic partners as married couples. “It elevates domestic partnerships to the level of marriage," says Randall. "It redefines a number of statements about marriage."
“We are taking a statewide poll this week,” Randall says. “We’ll make the poll public when we get it, unless it’s so ugly that I don’t want to tell anybody.”
The polling results—and the result on a ballot measure—could differ based on how FFN frames the issue. Previous opinion research conducted by the University of Washington showed the majority of state voters support domestic-partnership rights for same-sex couples; however, a majority also oppose full-scale marriage rights for same-sex couples. In recent deceptive television ads against the domestic partnership bill, opponents only described the measure as "marriage"—never acknowledging the bill didn’t use apply to “marriage.” Randall would not divulge the language used in the poll now underway. But it’s almost certain that if the religious conservatives do challenge the domestic-partnership law with a ballot measure, they will continue to disingenuously represent the measure as a defense of marriage.
[Update: The bill passed; info here.]
Or even just record stores?
It's hard to believe, but the Illinois Family Institute has created an anti-gay shock ad that makes last week's National Organization for Marriage's "Gathering Storm" ad look positively sane.
All hail the Day of Silence, that satanic holiday when teachers duct-tape our children's faces and throw Bibles in the trash.
(Thanks for the heads-up, Towleroad, which also points out that this year's Day of Silence falls on what would have been Carl Hoover-Walker's 12th birthday.)
Apparently, only 3% of newspaper reading happens online.

(Overall box area is total gross annual compensation. For occupations, this is the 90th percentile income. Black is federal taxes paid, green is post-Federal tax income.
Data Sources: Taxation, CEO Compensation and 90th percentile annual income by occupation for 2007.)
King County prosecutors today filed a child-rape charge against a 20-year-old man who allegedly fathered a child by the 14-year-old Federal Way girl who is accused of smothering the newborn.... According to prosecutors, Guzman-Jacobo had been having sex with the girl at least once a week since she was 13, beginning in September. Prosecutors allege he was fully aware of her age.

Manya Fox's Underground Snack Bar, Carlsbad Caverns National Park, New Mexico (2006), C-print, 16 by 20 inches
Underground photography: here's another view entirely, by Joe Nishizawa in Japan.
Christopher Michael Beauchamp focuses on the human scale.
For creepy images of the world's largest underground church: here.
In its effort to cut expenses, the Seattle Rep sat down with its production unions—locals 15, 488, and 887—six weeks ago to ask if they would re-open their contracts to discuss cuts. (The contract isn't up for renewal until next year.)
The pre-negotiation—pregotiation?—ended on Monday, without any material progress.
"They were under absolutely no obligation to open the contract," said the Rep's managing director Ben Moore. "I went into it with expectations that weren't particularly high. Still, I was hopeful and I'm disappointed."
Full-time Rep staffers have cut back their hours from 40 to 32 per week as part of a campaign to pull the theater's budget from $10 million to $6.4 million.
The Rep asked the union if their shops would do the same. They declined. (The Rep also asked for a wage freeze and a pension suspension, which the unions also declined.)
"We're only 17% of payroll for the next year, but we do the manual labor, put up the shows," said Andrew Willhelm, president of local 15 (the stagehands' union). "And we've already seen a reduction in labor: The Rep is bringing in some trucked-in shows instead of having them built here. As one of our shop carpenters said: 'Normally, we work at the Rep and have to find a summer job—now the Rep is our summer job.'"
Willhelm also said the Rep would probably cancel at least one show in its upcoming season, and that Noël Coward's Hay Fever—a show for nine actors, directed by Warner Shook—was in the dock.
The rumor that the Rep would cancel Hay Fever has been floating around for awhile. When asked whether it was true, Rep spokesperson Katie Jackman laughed grimly and said she couldn't comment.
Which sounds like a yes—she added that the Rep is in the middle of its subscription-renewal campaign. The implication being, I presume, that announcing schedule changes might spook subscribers.
On the plus side, Moore said, "business is pretty brisk." Single-ticket sales for Wishful Drinking (by Carrie Fisher) are the best in years. Breakin' Hearts and Takin' Names, another storytelling show by popular Minnesotan NPR commentator Kevin Kling (How? How? Why? Why? Why?), is also selling well.
There is perhaps no better way to spend your lunch break* than to watch our President read Where the Wild Things Are to a big group of kids:
(Via.)
* Unless that lunch break is spent composing an essay for free David Sedaris tickets. I've gotten some really hilarious essays already, so you might need to step up your game.
Man, Diff'rent Strokes sure looks diff'rent with diff'rent music...
Custom Ball Conditioner, posted to The Stranger's Flickr pool by watermelon4linz.

The Republican governor of Nevada—a state known for its respect for the sanctity of marriage—has pledged to veto a domestic-partnership bill that is making its way through the Nevada state legislature. "I just don't believe in it," Gov. Jim Gibbons says.
This is the same governor currently embroiled in a nasty divorce, whose wife has accused him of having affairs with two different women, and who was accused of assault and attempted rape during his campaign for governor.