Friday, April 10, 2009
Religion / Teh Internets Twittify Him!
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Trinity Church has just completed their recounting of the Passion on Twitter. Happy Good Friday, everyone.
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thanks for the reminder, paul. i'm diggin' out my jesus christ superstar CD and watchin' jesus of nazareth (the dreamiest jesus of them all) tonight on DVD.
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So then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
and they killed him.
but he rose from the dead, he rose from the dead
danced around and went up to heaven
I mean thats so cool.
no wonder there are so many christians
and they killed him.
but he rose from the dead, he rose from the dead
danced around and went up to heaven
I mean thats so cool.
no wonder there are so many christians
6
He didn't "rise from the dead", he faked his death and bribed a soldier to let him down you saps. He's a phony just like his followers.
7
@5 & 6:
Here's the lyrics, it's in no way pro-jesus
sheesh, chilly down.
Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
Here's the lyrics, it's in no way pro-jesus
sheesh, chilly down.
Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
9
Magic Jesus...Please! These super human fairy tales were always told about ancient Gods. And not everybody thought Jesus was cool. A lot of people hated the fucker. And still do. So STFU!
13
Jesus walks into a motel and throws three nails on the counter and says to the manager "Can you put me up for the night?"
15
Vince @ 9,
As a Christian I apologize. We have much to be ashamed of (in my opinion), in our actions throughout history. Thus, your reasons for being angry are justified. So, I just wanted to say that I am very sorry.
I wish you love, joy and peace.
Best wishes.
As a Christian I apologize. We have much to be ashamed of (in my opinion), in our actions throughout history. Thus, your reasons for being angry are justified. So, I just wanted to say that I am very sorry.
I wish you love, joy and peace.
Best wishes.
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