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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Celeb Re: Andy Rooney: Deceased! (And Was It MURDER?)

Posted by on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 1:25 PM

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Not deceased!

I just had lunch with him and he looked great—at least as of 12:45.

 

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1
jew-fro
Posted by it's a LOLocaust on April 2, 2009 at 1:40 PM
2
Maybe they were thinking of Mickey Rooney? He's dead, right?
Posted by tabletop_joe on April 2, 2009 at 1:42 PM
3
That hair should kill him off shortly though.

Posted by Bad Hair a Seattle Tradition! on April 2, 2009 at 1:56 PM
4
The date of an Andy Rooney photo can be determined by the length of his eyebrows.
Posted by oneway on April 2, 2009 at 2:10 PM
5
Well, you just put yourself at the scene, now, didn't you?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on April 2, 2009 at 2:38 PM
6
Eli looks like the Verizon guy.
Posted by Snuffles on April 2, 2009 at 3:04 PM
7
Maybe if the Verizon guy fucked Sideshow Bob and had a kid.
Posted by clint on April 2, 2009 at 3:54 PM
8
Has Andy Rooney trimmed back his wattles yet? They were getting rather flappy when I saw him last.
Posted by treacle on April 2, 2009 at 4:41 PM
9
They actually let you sit next to Andy Rooney with that hair? Whew. What's the world coming to?
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 2, 2009 at 5:02 PM
10
The guy on the right, on the other hand, looks like shit.
Posted by andrew on April 2, 2009 at 5:21 PM
11
I'd give a gift subscription to the Stranger to the first person to murder Andy Rooney.
Posted by Mrs. Norris on April 3, 2009 at 7:47 AM
12
@ 1 is right; when was this picture taken, 1973?
Posted by Welcome Back, Kotter on April 3, 2009 at 10:56 AM

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