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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Life / Media My Least Favorite Emotion

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:16 PM

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Horny for chocolate, hands down.

For decades, chocolate-based horniness has been centered primarily in women. (See right.)

But last night I saw evidence that the trend is spreading to men—specifically, computer-animated chocolate men.

Blet.

(Photo courtesy of Photos.com, into whose search engine I typed "sexy chocolate lady.")

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Thank you. I've always found it pathological that - in a society facing an obesity epidemic - we find it acceptable to advocate substituting food for sex.

Posted by TVDinner on April 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Food orgasms have always driven me crazy. "This is good", or "this is really, really, really good", fine. We get it. But oh'ing and mm'ing and ughhh'ing... Jesus, get a grip. You're a glutton.

Posted by Dougsf on April 2, 2009 at 12:52 PM

I couldn't agree more. Chocolate is great and all, but it's just a sweet. All this faux panting and groaning and sweating and touching yourself? Save that for braised meats.

Posted by Fnarf on April 2, 2009 at 12:53 PM

PS -- Anne Coulter is not a "lady".

Posted by Fnarf on April 2, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Sarah Haskins has a funny piece about this:

http://current.com/items/89789741/sarah_…

Posted by JC on April 2, 2009 at 1:28 PM

not nearly as disturbing as the horny quizno's oven, but it's still pretty f'n gross. call me old-fashioned, but i don't want to eat candy that gets horny.

Posted by brandon on April 2, 2009 at 1:58 PM

@6: I thought I was imagining things when I saw that Quizno's commercial. I can turn just about anything into a sexual joke, so I assumed that my dirty mind had wondered to a dirty place.

Posted by c to the andice on April 2, 2009 at 2:19 PM

And then there's this whole M&M cannibalism fetish... Why is the female M&M eating teeny-tiny M&Ms? Who are the teeny-tiny M&Ms?! And then the male M&Ms get all melty watching this cannibalistic act.
Strikes one as a bit vulgar.

Posted by treacle on April 2, 2009 at 4:56 PM

M&M (mutual masturbation) - melt in your hand, not in your mouth.

Just had to add that.

Posted by Charlie on April 3, 2009 at 12:11 PM

I'm usually horny for cock, not chocolate.

Posted by The Cap'n on April 3, 2009 at 8:15 PM