PITTSBURGH — This is what life in one American city looks like after an industrial collapse:Unemployment is 5.5 percent, far below the national average. While housing prices sank nearly everywhere in the last year, they rose here. Wages are also up. Foreclosures are comparatively uncommon.
A generation ago, the steel industry that built Pittsburgh and still dominated its economy entered its death throes. In the early 1980s, the city was being talked about the way Detroit is now. Its very survival was in question.
Deindustrialization in Pittsburgh was a protracted and painful experience. Yet it set the stage for an economy that is the envy of many recession-plagued communities, particularly those where the automobile industry is struggling for its life.
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Pittsburgh’s transition has been proceeding for decades in fits and starts, benefiting some areas much more than others. A development plan begun in the 1980s successfully used the local universities to pour state funds into technology research.Entrepreneurship bloomed in computer software and biotechnology. Two of the biggest sectors are education and health care, among the most resistant to downturns. Prominent companies are doing well. Westinghouse Electric, a builder of nuclear reactors, expects to hire 350 new employees a year for the foreseeable future. And commercial construction, plunging in most places, is still thriving partly because of big projects like a casino and an arena for the Penguins hockey team.
Microsoft is dying. So is Boeing. Both might take decades to finally unravel, and with some luck one might survive, but the writing is pretty clearly on the wall.
Computing is increasingly switching to huge centrally located servers interconnected by the Internet to small and cheap netbooks that either run a cheaper version of Windows, if running Windows at all. Whether it's by Google's hand or some other upstart's, Microsoft's cash cows are dying. The company has yet to form a new quasi-monopoly to farm.
Boeing, as part of the 787 program, has outsourced almost all of the manufacturing and design of its aircraft. This lofty plan to globalize airline production—and the ancillary ability to grub for tax breaks and union concessions—has proven remarkably incapable of producing aircraft. What it has produced is a wonderful incubator for Boeing's future competitors in places like China and India.
Seattle—and by extension Washington State—should be well poised to adapt. The University of Washington is already one of the finest public research universities on the planet and the city of Seattle's largest employer. No other public university draws in as much extramural grant funding—about a billion dollars per year.
Thanks to this decades long investment in scientific and technological research—mostly funded with out-of-state dollars, but seeded with well-invested state money—the University is constantly, quietly and persistently spinning off small companies incubating new ideas. Did you know that as a citizen of the state of Washington, you get first dibs on all that intellectual properly being generated in Seattle? The royalties amount to tens of millions of dollars per year. In a typical year, R&D at the University results in about ten new companies being started in Washington State. These companies hire workers, provide high-quality jobs and, unlike Boeing, don't require an ongoing state subsidy to operate. Many grow and succeed. Out of them will come the future Boeings and Microsofts of the Washington State economy.
Cities and states that invest in scientific and technical research succeed. Those that don't fail. Keep that in mind, when weighing the true costs of the Governor's 'no new taxes' budget, that cuts to the bone all state funding for higher education.
Beyond being a petty and anti-Seattle political triangularization, this is the definition of a false economy; something that provides a short term political benefit for our obviously inept governor at the cost of the future economic growth of Washington State.
It seems like a pity for our Democratic governor and Democratic supermajority in the state legislature to piss away decades of effort and investment. I can't say I'm surprised. All I can say is (and this only me, not the SECB or the Stranger saying this) I wish Rossi had won. At least then I wouldn't be left to only feel despair at where our state is heading.
You've probably heard about the horrible disaster that was Tropicana's redesign of the packaging of their Pure Premium orange juice. No? Well, it was a horrible disaster. Their sales dropped 20% in two months, while their competition's sales rose by double-digits. Oops!

The outcry from design nerds on the Internet was severe, and the company abandoned the redesign a mere two months after they launched it, costing them tens of millions of dollars.
And if you think THAT's interesting, check out this video of the Peter Arnell, the designer who created the new packaging, defending his company's concept.
Sorry, no embed. Click image to watch.
It's hard to imagine how consumers didn't connect with the new design's obvious homage to the love between a mother and child, and how the plastic cap's squeeziness is just like an orange's squeeziness, and is also pure, like an orange. It's a pure orange cap that you can squeeze! But for some reason, everyone was all fixated on how ugly the whole thing was and they just missed the deeper symbolism of the word "squeeze" and how emotionally powerful it all is. Duh.
At least they're retaining the cap. That's where the real power of love can be felt, anyway.
UPDATE: More amazing info on this Arnell guy can be found in this Newsweek profile, including his discussion of perimeter oscillations, the Parthenon, and the gravitational pull of a Pepsi can in a 27-page memo.

...but you'll never make taking off from LAX feel the least bit glamorous, Virgin.
The LA Times ran a story three days ago (reprinted in today's Seattle Times) about a church-run program in Lancaster, California that gives homeless people a one-way bus ticket out of town. The story includes a few favorable quotes from homeless people who took bus tickets from the program, but makes it pretty clear that the real goal of the program is to make homeless folks someone else's problem. (Lancaster's mayor has even donated $10,000 to the program, saying the city has enough of its "own" homeless without having to deal with those from other cities). The headline the LA Times chose is descriptive but neutral: "Homeless in Lancaster get free tickets to go away."
So what headline did the Seattle Times go with? "To reduce homelessness, nonprofit offers free 1-way bus ticket out of town." It's a subtle difference, but important: As even some who support the program acknowledge, it's more likely to shift the burden of homelessness elsewhere than reduce it, because most homeless people don't have strong family support systems or good job prospects in other cities. (People who have those things are less likely to be homeless) The couple featured in the story, for example, just moved to California from Las Vegas last month, hoping job prospects would be better there. Mobility isn't their problem; getting jobs is. Now, they're taking a one-way trip to Denver, where one of them has a relative. Their goal? To get "a fresh start." Again.
Everybody in the world is reading tonight, apparently. There is a big, open-to-the-public to-do going on at 409 7th Ave S in the International District (just above Theater Off Jackson) starting at 7 o'clock tonight. According to a press release I just got via Electronic Mail:
Some of the participants: Rebecca Brown, Trisha Ready, Matt Briggs, John Olson, Jennifer Borges Foster, Karen Finneyfrock, Jose Bold, A video by Sean Nelson, Erin Jorgensen, Amy O'Neal, Mark Haim, Zoe Scofield, Jed Dunkerley, Jennifer Zwick...
That's more Stranger Geniuses and Genius Shortlisters than you can shake a stick at. They'll all be somehow re-interpreting the title of Jennifer Borges Foster's just-completed poetry manuscript: Uneasy Heavens Await Those Fleeing.
There will be a cash bar. Entry is five bucks. I cannot see how this would be a waste of your evening. At the very least, it's a good introduction to Seattle's arts scene.
Bruno: Good for the gays? Bad for the gays? Discuss. But... I am soooooo excited about this movie. And, um, I think Sacha Baron Cohen is sexy—but only when he's Bruno. Sick, huh?
Via Sullivan.
The pope decries the use of condoms, and the next thing you know...

The International Women’s Health Coalition says, "they’re selling like hot cakes in France as a means of protesting the Pope’s recent declarations against the effectiveness of condoms." The pope ought to use his reverse psychology more often. The pope says, "Binge drinking is great, fast food is lovely, tobacco is divine..."

Lindy West on the Different Kinds of People That There Are
Representative paragraph: "People Who Claim to Be Afraid of Clowns: These people (and they are numerous) are attempting to cultivate a cute quirk, but they are really just aping a cute quirk cultivated by thousands of cute-quirk-cultivators before them in a giant, gross, boring feedback loop. Yes, clowns can be mildly creepy. But come on. Among the many things that are scarier than clowns: fire, earthquakes, a guy with a knife, riding the bus, colon cancer, falling down the stairs (it could happen at any time!), rapists, people who just kind of look a little rapey and are standing too close to you in line at 7-Eleven, Marlo from The Wire, influenza, and scissors."
Jen Graves on What You Should Know About EMP's New Director
"Last week, Experience Music Project/Science Fiction Museum and Hall of Fame announced the hiring of a new director and CEO: Christina Orr-Cahall. A press release detailed "Noted Museum Leader" Orr-Cahall's efforts in the last 19 years at the Norton Museum of Art in West Palm Beach, Florida... What it did not mention (and what the Seattle Times failed to report) is that Orr-Cahall is famous—or infamous—in the art world for quite another reason..."
Erica C. Barnett on Mike McGinn's Flawed Mayoral Campaign Platform
"I like Mike McGinn. Really, I do. The beefy, bearded, bike-riding environmentalist—who's challenging Greg Nickels in his attempt to win a third term as mayor—has values that are near and dear to my heart..."
Dominic Holden on the Group Trying to Stop a Mall in Rainier Valley
"If the council does approve it, the project—on the site currently occupied by Goodwill Industries International—would be one of the largest malls in the city..."
Eric Grandy Wonders: Why Don't I Like Mirah's New Album as Much as I Want To?
"Maybe we should have seen this coming from the concept album about insects, but Mirah's songs have moved away from the intensely personal. These new songs are more cinematic in scope or like fables, more archetypal and broadly mythic..."
Bethany Jean Clement on the Transformation of Elliott Bay Cafe
"Lunch at Elliott Bay Cafe one day in late January was a disaster. When you try to order the chili verde and the counterperson says, "I don't think we have it... there was an accident," things have clearly gone awry. When he then backs away slowly, takes a look into the kitchen, and returns to confirm the unavailability, you can't help but picture the chili verde in the form of a great chili-verde lake on the kitchen floor..."
ALSO IN THIS ISSUE: Dave Segal lavishes love on JJ Cale ("Like very few musicians in history, Cale has become a genre unto himself"), plus many more reviews and columns in the music section, as well as this week's noteworthy Up & Coming shows and parties and the searchable music calendar; Brendan Kiley reviews a book by Zachary Mexico, a confusingly named young American living in China (and experiencing a China completely unlike the usual representations of China), plus a bunch of other short book reviews in the book section; three reviews and a preview in the theater section; reviews of Tokyo!, Adventureland, and Alien Trespass in the film section, along with Lindy West's motion picture column; Eli Sanders on the upcoming bank protests, plus more in the news section; Dear Science on why we daydream; Bar Exam goes to Cafe Racer; Drunk of the Week; a very stoned I, Anonymous; Last Days; Dan Savage on internet hookups; and all the other columns and calendars.
Now please enjoy the Illustrated Comment of the Week:

Good thing Obama is off in Europe. . . .
And I realize that this has nothing to do with Seattle, which is a world unto itself totally unconnected from national politics, but what's the point of having Slog privileges if you don't abuse them? No word if a bobcat or motorized barstool is involved.
I read this:
...[Glenn Beck's] 9-12 project [is] meant to conjure the spirit of compassion and camaraderie Americans felt on September 12, 2001."We weren't told how to behave that day after 9/11, we just knew," Beck says to describe the project. "It was right, it was the opposite of what we feel today. Are you ready to be the person you were that day after 9/11, on 9/12?"
Reading that made me think of this:
Alain Badiou! Is the 9-12 project not the same as the theory on being faithful to the event, fidelity to the founding or original moment/principles? The content of Badiou's project, of course, is not the same as Beck's. But the form is identical. With Badiou, fidelity to the event is a way of protecting and justifying the revolutionary moment, which was eventually betrayed or corrupted by leaders like Castro or Mugabe. You did not say that the revolution failed but that the leaders failed the revolution; and so what is important is the spirit of that moment. Beck is saying the same thing, but this time the moment is 9-12. He wants Americans to be faithful to that moment in the way Badiou wants the French to be faithful to the spirit of 1968.
A western Pennsylvania mother has been charged with giving her 13-year-old daughter drugs and alcohol so the woman's boyfriend could get the girl pregnant, police said Thursday.Shana Brown, 32, is no longer able to have children but wanted to have a baby with her current boyfriend, Duane Calloway, said Uniontown Police Det. Donald Gmitter. The pair decided to drug the girl so Calloway, 40, could have sex with her without her knowledge, he added.... The girl told police the plot was apparently hatched sometime in December after she rejected her mother's proposal that she allow Calloway to impregnate her and then marry him.
Thanks, um, to Slog tipper David.
This deserves some thought:
The tauntaun scene is nothing less than another kind of birth. It is the imagined correction of or solution to the real and first process. The real process of birth involves a woman. In the tauntaun scene, it is precisely the woman who is removed. In her place is a male (as midwife) and the pure animal (as body). 
The guts of an animal rather than the womb of a woman. The return and rebirth results in a purification: the maleness is no longer complicated by femaleness. The man is a man. But this is one of the weaker longings (absolute maleness) in the universe of Star Wars. Other longings—galactic waste management, the liberation of the deracinated city, the realization of the negative star—are much more powerful than this mere negation of the female role in the production of human life.
In conclusion: There is nothing wrong with the galactic mother.
Permission to use image was granted by Greg Easton.
...who spins my least favorite emotion into comedy gold.
Thank you, Slog commenter JC.
Researchers at the University of Toronto are studying Agatha Christie's novels in order to better understand the approach of Alzheimer's Disease.
Sixteen novels Christie wrote between the ages of 28 and 82 were analyzed by being put through a “computational-linguistic” screen to analyze vocabulary and phrase repetition. What they found, according to Kingston, is that "use of indefinite nouns and the indefinite article “thing” increased significantly over time, they found, as did phrase repetition, while vocabulary declined by 15 to 30 per cent. The most precipitous change occurs in Christie’s penultimate novel, Elephants Can Remember, written when she was 81; it contained a 30 per cent drop in vocabulary compared to her writing at age 63, 18 per cent more repeated phrases, and a nearly threefold increase in indefinite nouns."
I've always wanted to read an early and late Iris Murdoch novel to see if there's any noticeable difference in the content. Of course, there's a lot more in a book than just one author's brain: Editors make a huge difference, for instance, and whatever's going on in that author's life at any given moment can also affect the quality of the writing. But still: This is pretty amazing.
In the comments on this article, commenter "Brando" offers a correction:
In regards to "People who are Old".George Burns, and Andy Rooney aren't old. They're dead.
Andy Rooney dead? This is terrible news! Perhaps someone should alert Andy Rooney's 90-year-old body so that it can stop moving and talking and otherwise acting in an unacceptably alive manner. Or does commenter "Brando" know something we don't? Is Rooney really a crickety, crotchety old zombie? A reanimated coot? OR IS THIS A CONFESSION OF MURDER?
Lips are mum on why, exactly, the city needed to file a lawsuit last week against Seattle Out and Proud (SOaP), producers of the annual gay pride parade. Of course, by all accounts, SOaP is over two years delinquent on a debt for using Seattle Center facilities, which the city operates, for a post-parade festival in June 2006. The group paid about $10,000 of its bill; it still owes the city $125,000, according to the lawsuit. But SOaP organizers said they have tried to work out a payment agreement with the city, even offering just under the amount requested by the city attorney’s office, and yet the city filed the lawsuit anyway. When I asked the city attorney’s office why it didn’t accept the offer, I got a bizarre set of answers. First, Senior Assistant City Attorney Thomas Castagna, who had been negotiating the debt and filed the suit, said he couldn’t talk about it. Then the city attorney’s office’s public information officer, Ruth Bowman, said, “We do not talk about pending cases. Sorry!” So I pointed out to City Attorney Tom Carr that the city has repeatedly commented on lawsuits before a judge hears the case (such as this one and this one). “We are the collection lawyers on this one. You have to talk with Seattle Center about the negotiations,” Carr wrote in an email. “The call on what is sufficient comes from the client, which is why you should talk to Seattle Center.” Not so, says Seattle Center. Seattle Center forwarded the debt to the city in April 2007. “After we send the file to the city attorney’s office, it is up to the city attorney’s office to decide how to proceed with that case,” says Seattle Center spokeswoman Deborah Daoust. At that point in the payment negotiations, she adds, “We make no call at all.” A follow-up email to Carr asking why the payment negotiations failed has not been returned.
But SOaP hasn't backed up its claim that it made a reasonable offer to pay off the debt and avoid the lawsuit. When I tried to reach SOaP president Eric Albert-Gauthier, who I spoke to last week, I got his voicemail repeatedly and no call back. He said he would let me know how much SOaP offered to pay (which could indicate whether a payment plan would have been sufficient and negate the need for a lawsuit). A few days later, I heard back from SOaP board member Jon Mejia, who joined the group last November and had limited knowledge of the case.
Mejia confirmed—to his understanding—that SOaP has been negotiating with the city attorney’s office, not Seattle Center. But he didn’t know how much the group had offered to pay. He did say this, however: “I am looking for some sort of joint statement [between the city and SOaP] that we can put out to the press shortly." But he also says focusing on SOaP's financial problems misses “the bigger story.” In Seattle, he says, “gay pride doesn’t get the same kind of support as the parade in San Francisco.”
Sorry, SOaP, you may feel like you’re not getting the sort of public support that gay pride receives in San Francisco, but it's hard for us right now. We want to be champions of our gay pride parade. But public support comes with accountability and public transparency. “I think they made their mistake when they ceased to pay anything and they ceased to communicate about it,” says Daoust on the debt to Seattle Center. “Calls weren’t getting returned and the payments stopped.” Given that history—which has, for right or wrong, resulted in a lawsuit—I’m sure few people feel confident about giving their money and support to a group that hasn’t honored its debts, hasn’t asked for help when it needed it, hasn’t been forthright about what happened, and has no clear vision for rescuing itself from its current troubles. At SOaP's current rate of payment to the city ($10,200 over 33 months), it would take the group over 30 years to pay off its debt.
But there is some hope for SOaP in its new blood. Mejia, who works professionally as a consultant for food and beverage companies, says SOaP is working out a deal with Barefoot Wine & Bubbly. He says the company will create a drink, sold in bars around town, which directs a percentage of the proceeds toward paying down SOaP’s debt.

Borders is discussing cutting the nationwide number of Waldenbooks stores from 300 to "50 or 60." Which is not quite literally a decimation, but maybe close enough? Borders dropped 57% in quarterly earnings last quarter, but that's not as bad as experts were considering. I used to buy my comic books and some of my Terry Pratchett novels at the Waldenbooks in the Maine Mall, so this is sad for me in a nostalgic sort of way.
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Horny for chocolate, hands down.
For decades, chocolate-based horniness has been centered primarily in women. (See right.)
But last night I saw evidence that the trend is spreading to men—specifically, computer-animated chocolate men.
Blet.
(Photo courtesy of Photos.com, into whose search engine I typed "sexy chocolate lady.")
Need to call somebody about, oh I don't know, the Seattle weather this week? Here you go...
Brendan is away from his computer, but he wanted everyone to know that he got a call from IT at NBBJ regarding his earlier post about Slog being too offensive for their computers. It turns out that Barracuda, a website filtering program, was updated last night and now blocks Slog and a number of other websites. (Shout out to commenter Mifflin & Bassett, who correctly diagnosed the Barracuda problem in the original post.)
NBBJ, ever a civilized employer, has removed the ban on Slog and their employees are welcome to visit our puke-green, probably too-gay blog to their heart's content. They apologized for momentarily blocking their employees' precious internet freedoms. We salute NBBJ for addressing the matter.
In other news, Barracuda really fucking sucks.
In this week's In the Hall, I critiqued mayoral candidate Mike McGinn's three-point campaign platform, which includes a promise to take over the Seattle schools in two years if they haven't shown measurable improvement. I noted in my column that "taking the schools over is hardly a panacea. According to a recent report by the Milwaukee, Wisconsin, school district, which is contemplating a mayoral takeover, governance reform doesn't have 'sustainable impacts on student achievement' and 'requires repeated efforts over several years.'" I concluded that McGinn's two-year timeline for improvements seemed either "wildly optimistic—or wildly cynical."
For the record, I suspect the former—turning around our schools, even if it can be done (and the data suggests otherwise), would take a new mayor more than two years under the best of circumstances (and right now, with the state education budget under siege, Seattle schools are in the worst). However, this morning, McGinn alerted me to an AP story that ran in the Seattle Times about Obama's education secretary Arne Duncan, who told a forum of mayors and school superintendents this week that mayors should be allowed to seize control of big-city schools.
Urban school superintendents generally last three years or less, Duncan noted. He acknowledged Baltimore schools chief Andres Alonso, asking how many superintendents the city had in the past 10 years. The answer was seven."And you wonder why school systems are struggling," Duncan said. "What business would run that way?"
After the forum, Duncan told The Associated Press that urban schools need someone who is accountable to voters and driving all of a city's resources behind children.
"Part of the reason urban education has struggled historically is you haven't had that leadership from the top," he said.
"That lack of stability, that lack of leadership is a huge part of the reason you don't see sustained progress and growth," Duncan said.
Of course, mayors can be voted out of office after four years—accountability to the voters hardly ensures stability. My sense is that as long as we keep cutting funding for education (the current senate budget, for example, cuts spending for K-12 and higher ed by $2 billion), no one—not an appointed school superintendent who serves at will, or a mayor accountable to the voters every four years—will be able to reduce the achievement gap. Our schools need leadership—but they also need money.
From the desk of Glenn Beck:
Remember when presidential candidate Senator Obama said 'if you make under $250,000 a year you will not see a tax increase of any kind' and his running mate, Joe Biden, said the same? That's the latest campaign promise to go up in smoke, as the unprecedented tax hike on cigarettes went into effect yesterday. The hike is six times bigger than any other cigarette tax hike in history—-and since people making less than $250,000 a year are more likely to smoke it's a disproportionate tax on the poor. Not only that, the tax will likely discourage low income people from smoking—-thus hurting the original reason given for the tax—-funding S-CHIP, the health care program for kids. Glenn comments on the broken promise here.
Glenn Beck oozes truth out of every pore. Truly, this Obamonster must be stopped: He is discouraging smoking among the poor!
Nerds, please take a moment to marvel at the majestic beauty of the Tauntaun sleeping bag:

* Classic Star Wars sleeping bag simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass
* Built-in embroidered Tauntaun head pillow
* Great for playing pretend "Save Luke from the Wampa" games
* Teach your children about the best Star Wars movie ever
* Fits children (and small adults)
Amazing, huh? Sadly, this was an April Fools joke on Thinkgeek. Assholes.
However, there's apparently been such a massive nerd response to the joke that Thinkgeek is looking in to making these things for real. Let us pray.
Via Thinkgeek