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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Notes from the Unemployment Line

Posted by on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 12:30 PM

After 22 weeks of unemployment, things are looking up for "Chastity." (Number of jobs she's applied for in the last seven days: five. Last meal eaten before writing this post: homemade spaghetti and a glass of red wine, both leftover from dinner with a friend a couple of days ago.)

Chastity3.jpgSpring has arrived. Is anyone else feeling it? The days are getting longer, the cherry tree outside my window is about to burst into bloom. I even saw a couple of pretty finches dancing around on the branches this morning.

I think this will be my last week on unemployment insurance. I successfully finagled the freelance contract from a couple of weeks ago, and—for the time being anyway—that looks like it will be taking up some 15-plus hours of my week. I’ll be starting with the Census next week, too. On top of that, I’ve spent the last week doing various odd jobs for other people to pick up some cash—I’m doing a small website update for a friend, and am putting my sewing skills to use making a tweed jacket for a family member. R has a couple of new porn shoots coming up in the next month or so, so this will help generate some extra cash as well.

Lissa was dead-on last week when she wrote about how the new way forward would be as a small-time entrepreneur. This is clearly going to be the route for me, too—doing freelance writing—and honestly I’m pretty happy about it. The thought of spending any more of my life staring at gray cube walls causes me to slouch heavily with a restless, mindless anxiety. I’d much rather sit at my dining room table and write write write while occasionally gazing out at the Olympics.

In the darkest, grayest, bleakest moments of a Seattle winter, I forget that spring will ever return; we’ve all been caught in this prolonged economic permafrost. The thing about winter, though, is that it is a time of hibernation and renewal. Growth occurs even imperceptibly. I have spent the last six months doggedly insisting that if I do what I love, and what I am skilled at, life must surely reassert some new kind of normalcy. And it has. I’ve applied for my Employer’s Insurance Number (EIN), and I have a spiffy new website that I’ve built that I’ll be ready to launch in the next week. I have a list of pieces I want to write, and am researching how to take the first steps to start pitching them to publications. I’ve been riding my new-to-me bicycle around, which makes me feel goofy and happy all at once. (I’m not very graceful.) Better, I have real work ahead of me—even if I need to take interesting odd jobs to fill in the gaps.

The thaw has definitely begun.

Have an unemployment story to share? Write to jobless@thestranger.com.

Photo by Kelly O

 

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Meet us at Slog Happy Hour next week!
Posted by Greg on April 1, 2009 at 12:39 PM
2
We're still looking to fill lots of positions here in Treasury if you don't mind working in DC.

I just accepted a position as Undersecretary for Expectation Adjustment - may have to rent though as prices are still unreasonable in the metro area there.
Posted by Will in DC (formerly Seattle) on April 1, 2009 at 12:49 PM
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Is it just me, or does 5 applications in 7 days seem like there is a lack of effort?

When I've been unemployed, I've treated job searching as a full-time job in itself.
Posted by correct me if i'm wrong on April 1, 2009 at 12:56 PM
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@3, you're kind of wrong. Applications submitted does not equal time spent searching for work: if there were only 5 postings for which she was qualified, that's a decent effort (and in this market there may only be 5 open positions that apply to her skill set... open jobs aren't just going to magically appear if you spend 12 more hours looking at the same dozen employment sites).

Also, when I'm looking for a new employee, I want to spork-stab the hundreds of people who spam me with their resumes who have absolutely no relevant experience. I appreciate people like Chastity.
Posted by lily on April 1, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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@3: Okay, let's correct you. The number of job listings (of the non-scam, non-"we'll promise unrealistic commissions if you'll pester people in Westlake Plaza" variety) on Craigslist has absolutely plummeted in the past few months. To the point where the Puget Sound region page (which covers a geographically huge area) has maybe 75 entries a day. And that's divided between places stretching from Tacoma to Everett, and in professions that are increasingly specialized and employers less willing to train.

In other words, the job market has probably shrunk a lot since the last time you were looking for a job. Hopefully you don't have to experience it any time soon.
Posted by Lee on April 1, 2009 at 1:25 PM
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So. Tired. Of hazard boobs. (I like Chastity's writing though!)
Posted by leek on April 1, 2009 at 1:33 PM
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Please keep these posts coming.
If the "unemployment" basis of these posts comes to an end, so be it and for the better.

Start a spinoff series. "Tales from the Recovery" or something more befitting of her lovely optimism.
Posted by Lenny on April 1, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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Good on ya, Chastity.

Also, permafrost has nothing to do with seasons, seasonal changes, climate, or weather.
Posted by EmilyP on April 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM
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I'm 14 and and last night I was with my girlfriend in my room and we were making out and shit but we couldn't have sex because my mom kept walking by and we had to keep the door open. So we decided to go out for a swim in the lake so that we would be alone. So we were having sex out in lake for a few minutes when I feel a sharp pain on my nut sac. I feel down and a leach had stuck on to my nut and neither of knew what to do about it so I was forced to go to my mom for help. She made me pull down my pants so she could put salt on and get rid of the leach but when she was doing it she sniffed my cock and smelling my girlfriends VAGINA looked up at me and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air".
Posted by Wil on April 1, 2009 at 2:43 PM
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@ 9: You know, that's really a pretty funny story...
Posted by ...even if a bit off-topic... on April 1, 2009 at 6:50 PM

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