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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Insomnia Midnight Bus Poetry

Posted by on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 12:00 AM

No Thanks
by Michael

It was a hot day
You had to air something out
I saw your pussy.

 

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1
rerun?
Posted by fag on April 1, 2009 at 12:15 AM
2
A tie I wear?
Must comb my hair?
Is this for me ...
Undersecretary?
Posted by Will in Seattle on April 1, 2009 at 12:25 AM
3
This "poem" is not good enough to be run twice.

Here is my version:

No Thanks

It is a cold day
I was staring at your crotch
you have genitals and that is disgusting
Posted by ams on April 1, 2009 at 12:27 AM
4
Yep, rerun, an April fools prank perhaps. It is a classic though.
Posted by badempire on April 1, 2009 at 12:29 AM
5
I'm 14 and and last night I was with my girlfriend in my room and we were making out and shit but we couldn't have sex because my mom kept walking by and we had to keep the door open. So we decided to go out for a swim in the lake so that we would be alone. So we were having sex out in lake for a few minutes when I feel a sharp pain on my nut sac. I feel down and a leach had stuck on to my nut and neither of knew what to do about it so I was forced to go to my mom for help. She made me pull down my pants so she could put salt on and get rid of the leach but when she was doing it she sniffed my cock and smelling my girlfriends VAGINA looked up at me and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air".
Posted by better on April 1, 2009 at 1:38 AM
6
@5 That started slowly but you really pulled it all together at the end. +1 for you.
Posted by JF on April 1, 2009 at 8:11 AM
7
@ 5. perfection.
Posted by kk on April 1, 2009 at 8:17 AM
8
@ 5 - well played, sir/ma'am, well played.
Posted by jon c on April 1, 2009 at 9:27 AM
9
@ 6, 7, & 8 - 5 is ripping off the most classic I, Anonymous ever.
Posted by Matt from Denver on April 1, 2009 at 9:32 AM
10
@5 - Did I just walk into 4chan?
Posted by The Great Tuna on April 1, 2009 at 9:38 AM

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