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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Crime Man Charged with Driving Drunk on Motorized Bar Stool

Posted by on Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 11:18 PM

Here is the report. And here is the stool:

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Thank you, Smoking Gun.

 

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1
As a professional bar stool driver, certified during an exhaustive training course at Burning Man 2000, I am appalled that this person would drive while drunk.

Remember, the bartender should never be drunk.

Just everyone else.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 31, 2009 at 11:24 PM
2
this has to be some sort of grey area...
Posted by douglas on April 1, 2009 at 5:13 AM
3
At least it wasn't a motorized toilet.
Posted by Vince on April 1, 2009 at 6:02 AM
4
The new 2010 Hoveround concepts are out!
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on April 1, 2009 at 6:12 AM
5
You lost. This story was on CNN yesterday and again on NPR this morning. Come on, Stranger, give me something UNUSUAL.
Posted by the bucket on April 1, 2009 at 6:45 AM
6
It's the wheelie bar that cracks me up
Posted by The Amazing Jim on April 1, 2009 at 7:47 AM
7
It's too early for pictures of stool.
Posted by autopsyscully on April 1, 2009 at 8:14 AM
8
Hey Schmader, I thought this was my beat. . . at least no bobcats were harmed.
Posted by Chicago Fan on April 1, 2009 at 8:18 AM
9
the maker of the stool was on rachel maddow last night:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/…
Posted by jayme on April 1, 2009 at 8:26 AM
10
I salute you, sir. You are one of those individuals whose fresh ideas make this country great.
Posted by Greg on April 1, 2009 at 9:15 AM
11
What's the point of even having a motorized bar stool if you can't drive it drunk?
Posted by COMTE on April 1, 2009 at 9:18 AM
12
"Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out." WTF? 40 mph??
Posted by Matt from Denver on April 1, 2009 at 9:58 AM
13
Definite concept fail: Where's the cup holder?
Posted by Cracker Jack on April 1, 2009 at 10:31 AM
14
able to not fall off = no dui
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on April 1, 2009 at 10:39 AM
15
My family home is just a few miles from there. We call the town "Neurk."
Posted by Jeffrey in Chicago on April 1, 2009 at 10:49 AM

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