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Monday, March 30, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 12:15 PM

Miami prostitute 1, Shamwow guy, ZERO...

I don't think I've ever seen Keith Olbermann act so silly.

 

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1
He'll cameo on The Soup for laughs with Joel McHale -- he's got a sense of humor.
Posted by Silly Man on March 30, 2009 at 12:47 PM
2
He'll get that hair right one of these days, I guess....
Posted by J. Whorfin on March 30, 2009 at 1:17 PM
3
I always wondered who he was talking to on the headset.
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on March 30, 2009 at 1:18 PM
4
Bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. Damn. I'd hit her too.
Posted by Fnarf on March 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
5
@4: Agreed. That's felony assault. Note that NBC didn't even bother to report how his tongue is.
Posted by raindrop on March 30, 2009 at 2:02 PM
6
He was bleeding out of his mouth onto the floor when the cops arrived, I know that much.
Posted by Fnarf on March 30, 2009 at 2:11 PM
7
omg he said 'nuts'.
Posted by that man is BAD on March 30, 2009 at 2:18 PM
8
The hooker should have bit harder - he can't annoy us anymore if he can't talk, amirite?
Posted by epv3bwqi5hh on March 30, 2009 at 2:36 PM
9
That hooker was hot! $1000, I guess I can see that.
I wonder how many sham-wows $1000 would be?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 30, 2009 at 2:56 PM
10
Well, @9, that all depends. If you call in the next 10 minutes you can get double the Sham-Wows.
Posted by Bohica on March 30, 2009 at 2:59 PM
11
Agreed the man needs to pay to have someone sleep with him but frankly I hate him SOOOO MUCH LESSER then that YELLLING!!! hack Billy Maze and his oxy garden weasel clothes dryer stain lifter gimmicks. He makes me want to put a brick thru the set every time.
Posted by drone5969 on March 30, 2009 at 3:02 PM
12
@11

yeah, Billy Maze needs to stop shouting. I wonder what him and the Shamwow dude having sex with each other would be like? ohhhh...god...
Posted by Lee on March 31, 2009 at 12:33 AM
13
From the mug shots, he beat the holy hell out of her face. I don't know what really happened, but apparently that drunken pickup ended very badly.
Posted by Greg on March 31, 2009 at 9:46 AM

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