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News & ArtsFriday, March 27, 2009
Crime Some Days I Hate the World
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 3:30 PM
SARASOTA COUNTY, FL — Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.
Willette was caught because she gave a CD of her dog-fucking, child-porn-watching exploits to a friend, who turned her in to the police.
(Via The Weasel King, whose other linked story, about a man caught rigging toilets so that he could capture and drink the urine of young boys, would have ruined my day on any other day.)
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Is this what you get back from Dan's Google-Alert when you remove "Youth Pastor" from the keyword search?
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OF COURSE it's Florida. And I've spent time in Sarasota. Nice place, shitty people, as this report proves.
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Dear Paul Constant,
I'm sorry this horrible, frightening, eyebrow-less woman ruined your day with her dog-fuckery and child-pornery. I still love you.
Love, Jocelyn.
I'm sorry this horrible, frightening, eyebrow-less woman ruined your day with her dog-fuckery and child-pornery. I still love you.
Love, Jocelyn.
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There's a De Sade character who commits murder, rape, adultery, incest and sodomy all in a single act, just to try to reach some kind of extreme limit of depravity.
You know it's confirmation bias that is making you hate the world, Mr. Savage? If you looked at these events objectively -- that is statistically -- you'd probably find them decreasing, or at least holding steady. These Google Alerts you rely on are giving you a horribly distorted view of the world.
You know it's confirmation bias that is making you hate the world, Mr. Savage? If you looked at these events objectively -- that is statistically -- you'd probably find them decreasing, or at least holding steady. These Google Alerts you rely on are giving you a horribly distorted view of the world.
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I imagine the friend being like "A video? I wonder what this could be?" and popping it into their player. The look on their face must have been priceless.
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Another WTF? headline from the same Sarasota ABC affiliate web site:
"Man discovers horses are actually police officers"
My initial thought was "whoah -- dude was busted while filming Enumclaw Sex Farm, Part Deux?"
"Man discovers horses are actually police officers"
My initial thought was "whoah -- dude was busted while filming Enumclaw Sex Farm, Part Deux?"
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@12,
More of the same. Also, she bears a striking resemblance to deceased relative, of whom I was very fond, but now sort of feel icky about.
More of the same. Also, she bears a striking resemblance to deceased relative, of whom I was very fond, but now sort of feel icky about.
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oh Luke Baggins, you ... I know you in real life ...
(He's not lying ... he really does love these stories).
(He's not lying ... he really does love these stories).
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Poor dogs is right!
But I read this just before going to bed. Like what kind of dreams am I going to have NOW. Shite!
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Like what went wrong in their upbringing to get them to this point?
Socially the world is fucked! Some of us are ok but most of us are NUTS!
But I read this just before going to bed. Like what kind of dreams am I going to have NOW. Shite!
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Like what went wrong in their upbringing to get them to this point?
Socially the world is fucked! Some of us are ok but most of us are NUTS!
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Society is soaked in pornography but after a while to keep getting a thrill you have to up it a notch and soon you have (lots of) people into all kind of depraved things like bestiality or kiddie porn. Plus half the kids out there now think it is cool to make their own porn and post it.
Society is soaked in pornography but after a while to keep getting a thrill you have to up it a notch and soon you have (lots of) people into all kind of depraved things like bestiality or kiddie porn. Plus half the kids out there now think it is cool to make their own porn and post it.
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Also the fact that this creep recorded herself and shared it with others suggests how pornography has warped people's sense of what is acceptable behavior.
Also the fact that this creep recorded herself and shared it with others suggests how pornography has warped people's sense of what is acceptable behavior.
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yeah but she was turned in by "an acquaintance" - what does that mean. The deluded woman sent the video to a friend and her "friend" turned her in to the police?
Why not start by getting her some help before calling the po-po?
Why not start by getting her some help before calling the po-po?
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