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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Nerd My iPhone Is A Nazi-Killing Machine!

Posted by on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 2:57 PM

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Wolfenstein 3D is now available for the iPhone, and it is glorious! I spent an hour shooting Nazis and their stupid Nazi dogs last night, and it's just as fun as it was in, like, 1992 or whatever.

 

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1
Oh Jesus. There goes my entire future. Thanks a lot.
Posted by The General on March 26, 2009 at 3:05 PM
2
Makes me furious that my iBook died, and therefore I cannot update my iPhone software, and therefore I cannot partake in all these fun [new] things.
Posted by Jon Brock on March 26, 2009 at 3:14 PM
3
SHUT UP. This is almost enough to make me want an iPhone. I, um, spent like an hour a couple of months ago trying to figure out how hard it would be to run Wolfenstein on my iBook. (it seemed hard so I gave up.)
Posted by leek on March 26, 2009 at 3:18 PM
4
Jealous.
Posted by Original Monique on March 26, 2009 at 4:23 PM
5
Apparently, Doom is coming within the next month.
Posted by GP on March 26, 2009 at 5:28 PM
6
My earliest gaming memories after playing Reader Rabbit on a 286 was playing Wolfenstein 3D on a 386 with my little sister.

If it was 1992, I was 8 and she was 6.
Posted by Don't worry, we both turned out fine. on March 26, 2009 at 5:32 PM
7
"hey bro check this out: I bought a $300 top of the line phone and i'm playing a game from 1992 on it"

"dude was that free?"

"naw i paid $6 for it."

"retard."

LOLROFLZ
Posted by seig heil on March 26, 2009 at 5:34 PM

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