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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Looking to Smoke a Blunt and Rough Up Your Baby? Get Thee to SPD Headquarters

Posted by on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 10:36 AM

A curious scene witnessed and reported by Last Days' Hot Tipper Celeste:

[On Monday] I witnessed a couple of alarming and unrelated incidents at Seattle Police Headquarters on 5th Avenue. Upon exiting the building, I observed a young mother storming out of the building by using her child's stroller to force open the two sets of heavy security doors leading out to 5th Ave. Maybe she didn't feel comfortable using the ADA door opener and perhaps she figured the doors would swing easily and smoothly so she could exit with her two terrified looking kids. Instead, her stroller—not so comfortably carrying a very small infant—served as an impromptu ram-rod. She banged the stroller into the doors repeatedly, forcing the baby to bounce around in the minimally cushioned stroller. It wasn't fun, Johnny-Jump-Up style bouncing, it was horrible, shaking-is-bad-for-babies style bouncing. This continued for an awkwardly long period of time as I tried to get in front of her to open the doors for her. During this awkwardly long period of time, a Seattle police officer was sitting at the "front desk" watching it all happen.

Once I got outside, I stood still for a second to try to gather my faculties so I could remember where I had parked. At that moment, I looked up to see a young man smoking a blunt right outside the doors I had just exited. While I would have thought smoking pot outside of police Headquarters was a righteous and awesomely rebellious endeavor before the day started, at that moment I concluded that the best place to abuse your kids and to partake in illegal substances was right there in front of Seattle Police Headquarters.

 

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1
What makes this Family Guy-style comedy gold is that Celeste's best response to her alarm is to email you, your best response is to blog about it, and my best response is to post this comment while my boss isn't looking.
Posted by gloomy gus on March 26, 2009 at 10:58 AM
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Were they smoking within 25 feet of the entrance?

If so, you should report it as a violation.

Otherwise, who cares?
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 26, 2009 at 11:03 AM
3
Just don't do any of that shit outside a donut shop or you're toast.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 26, 2009 at 11:04 AM
4
Is it hip... tell me tell I really want to know....
Posted by danielbennettkieneker on March 26, 2009 at 11:12 AM
5
SPD=useless
Posted by K X One on March 26, 2009 at 11:24 AM
6
Useless? The SPD is great at yelling at all of the pedestrians trying to cross the street where construction is simultaneously going on on three corners of an intersection. They may be a teeny, tiny bit useless at actually directing pedestrian traffic to a safe route, but screaming at them... they're fantastic at it.
Posted by JC on March 26, 2009 at 11:35 AM
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Hell yeah, right under the cops' noses is the place you're most likely to get away with illegal stuff...
Posted by orino on March 26, 2009 at 12:26 PM
8
TNB
Posted by of course on March 26, 2009 at 12:42 PM
9
I call bullshit. I want pics.
Posted by JSE on March 26, 2009 at 12:59 PM
10
that stroller story is absolutely appalling
Posted by Pheasant on March 27, 2009 at 12:41 AM

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