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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I Am Not Going to Sit Here and Act Like This Didn't Make Me Laugh.

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 3:55 PM

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Because it DID.

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tee hee hee

Posted by Black Licorice! on March 25, 2009 at 3:58 PM

See, there's a reason to oppose comment registration -- you'd lose "Posted by" names like that one.

Posted by Fnarf on March 25, 2009 at 4:06 PM

I wish they'd found some way to change DARTS to FARTS. I would laugh until I shit myself.

Posted by automg on March 25, 2009 at 4:14 PM

I just realized that poop jokes will still be hilarious to me, even when I'm 90.

Posted by josh bomb on March 25, 2009 at 4:15 PM

That's the Bit Saloon in Ballard!

Posted by Ronan on March 25, 2009 at 4:20 PM

I'm Fnarf and I must reply to everything

Posted by Fnarf on March 25, 2009 at 4:43 PM

This sign makes the thirteen-year-old in me giggle when I ride by.

The Bit's other sign, prominently declaring it "Seattle's Best Dive Bar", though, makes the adult in me say "That's fucking stupid. A bar's not actually a 'dive' if it labels itself that."

Posted by shabadoo on March 25, 2009 at 4:45 PM

On that note: http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/bro…

Posted by no spamo on March 25, 2009 at 4:54 PM

I would rather eat black licorice than poo.

But black licorice isn't nearly as funny.

Posted by breklor on March 25, 2009 at 5:07 PM

That is the stupidest Slog post ever. You are pathetic. I hate you. Kill yourself.

Posted by Greg on March 25, 2009 at 5:07 PM

I've had a burning desire to alter the sign for Poppy restaurant on Broadway so it says "poopy". Might also adequately describe the restaurant, as well.

Posted by b on March 25, 2009 at 5:11 PM

Is CANAL STATION in Ballard completed yet? Because I'm stealin' their "C"!

Posted by DOUG. on March 25, 2009 at 5:41 PM

did someone say Ballard is a Shit Balloon?

and i bought Panda Licorice today. it's a fucking party to not be Lindy.

Posted by mrbanana on March 25, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Yesterday I walked past a restaurant whose chalkboard sign advertised "CRAB CAKES". I erased the lower lobe of the "B".

Oh, and Greg? You smell like poopy bum farts. You should go give yourself a swirly, but keep flushing so you get sucked right down with the other poo!

Posted by breklor on March 25, 2009 at 5:50 PM

ALERT the PRESS!

hipsters left Capitol Hill!!!

Posted by round 'em up and send 'em back to chacha on March 25, 2009 at 6:07 PM

the other day I seelapped meself in the face so hard I took a dump. godamn that was rich .. I felt like a regular comedian. jeesuus, someone otta get me an agent or something.

Posted by suspicious.logic on March 25, 2009 at 11:31 PM

I bet they serve a mean PuPu platter.

Posted by Vince on March 26, 2009 at 6:23 AM