Askmen.com (subtitled "7 Million Readers a Month") has a new listicle up. It's titled 10 Subtle Ways to Tell Her She's Getting Fat. Here's one:

No.3 - Sabotage her chair

Sometimes as men we have to get downright nefarious to get what we want. You might not be proud of stooping to this level, but nothing says “better lose some weight” like a broken chair. After you loosen a few screws or remove some important slats of a chair in which you know she’ll sit and subsequently break, sit back and watch the guaranteed dietary transformation that ensues. It will profoundly amaze you.

Apparently, open and honest communication is not "subtle."

(Via Alex Balk, who makes the only point that matters in his post.)