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Tomorrow, at the Seattle Public Library, the Harry Potter versus Twilight battle will be resolved once and for all. Teenagers will debate the merits of each series onstage in a fight to the finish. A panel of judges will determine a winner based on the arguments. And then we never have to talk about either one ever again.

The debate is free (although you could always donate something to Team Read, the nonprofit organization that's co-hosting the event. Team Read provides after-school reading coaches for kids.) It's at four o'clock tomorrow. Kids have been seriously preparing for this debate for months. I can't wait to find out who wins.