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Friday, March 20, 2009

The Morning News

Posted by on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 8:45 AM

Not even the driveways of Connecticut are safe: From AIG scorn.

Obama does Leno: And Alessandra Stanley finds him "fairly smooth."

Put down the pitchforks: Says Pearlstein.

Sixth anniversary: Of the U.S. invasion of Iraq.

Nowruz: In video message, the President appeals directly to Iranians for "a new day."

Sounders win! 3-0 in front of 32,500.

Bowling by the numbers: Obama's latest, 129, wouldn't get him any medals in the Special Olympics. (Despite his now-regretted joke.)

I'm horny: Declares Joe the Plumber at conservative gathering.

Is Dan Savage really running for mayor? Clock's ticking on the paperwork.

And more soothing scenes from the animal kingdom:

 

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although there are many acceptable spellings of nowruz, that isn't one of them. reverse the w and r, please. and nowruz mobarak, everyone!
Posted by dirty half persian on March 20, 2009 at 8:58 AM
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Oops, sorry. Fixed.
Posted by Eli Sanders on March 20, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Posted by L.A. Revolution on March 20, 2009 at 9:35 AM
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AIG execs need to realize the normal solution is the guillotine, hangings, and immolation.

They're lucky the feds came down hard with this tax - because anything less would have resulted in probable vigilante behavior, based on prior US and other history.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 20, 2009 at 10:08 AM
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Today is World Storytelling Day and the vernal equinox. While the savoring the scandal du jour remember to give your children their daily dose of moral fiber and note that the world keeps turning (even if the flowers bloom early).

If you don't have kids or the opportunity to read to any, consider doing some citizen science: http://www.windows.ucar.edu/citizen_scie… It can help you cope with the feelings of murderous rage you may be feeling towards certain unpunished criminals.
Posted by Lee on March 20, 2009 at 10:41 AM
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Joe the Plumber (Plunger?) told the crowd he was horny...and then they all made a break for the nearest airport men's restroom stall.
Posted by the bucket on March 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM
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Planet Earth changed my life. I look at everything in the world differently now and with an abiding sense of wonder. Sir David Attenborough is a hero of mine for whom I have no limit of reverence.
Posted by Bauhaus on March 20, 2009 at 10:53 AM

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