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Friday, March 20, 2009

Crime Dan Savage Couldn't Strangle Me With Those Limp Wrists if He Tried

Posted by on Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM

So I guess that because I don't harbor "a real fear that this person is capable of carrying out this threat" a felony charge is off the table. Hell, "Savage" hasn't even shown his face at the office—perhaps he's filing his mayoral campaign paperwork or just polishing off another box of breakfast Franzia.

 

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1
Didn't Savage offer you in a passive way to come by and join-in on a threesome with him and Terry?
Posted by Q on March 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM
2
Stoner Flamer Fight! The throwdown should be held at the next Slog happy.
Posted by Zoroastronomer on March 20, 2009 at 12:05 PM
3
No, he didn't. But if he did offer, it would clearly be an [alleged] Amanda Knox-esque plot to kill me.
Posted by Dominic Holden on March 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM
4
Oh this thread is hilarious. Perfect for a Friday when I'm already in a great mood.
Posted by Enigma on March 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM
5
@1: Hot.
Posted by Aislinn on March 20, 2009 at 12:06 PM
6
This is just another attempt to get away from the ECB fiasco. If Savage had any balls he would've made the death threat on someone that isn't a close friend and coworker.

Fail.
Posted by la la la on March 20, 2009 at 12:11 PM
7
He might choke your chicken.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on March 20, 2009 at 12:11 PM
8
Queens shouldn't swing, if you know what I mean.
Posted by Dave on March 20, 2009 at 12:14 PM
9
This would be the classic "Youth and Energy vs. Age and Treachery." As an old person, I have to put my money on Age and Treachery.
Posted by Big Sven on March 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM
10
But we're gay, Sven. Youth always wins.
Posted by Dominic Holden on March 20, 2009 at 12:21 PM
11
@6:
Did I miss something? What is this new "ECB fiasco" of whence you speak????????
Posted by Keekee on March 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM
12
@10 You folks have funny rules.
Posted by Hernandez on March 20, 2009 at 12:25 PM
13
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21bww_…
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on March 20, 2009 at 12:27 PM
14
The mayoral run feels a bit desperate...like Dan jumping the shark.
Posted by Fonzi on March 20, 2009 at 12:28 PM
15
#11, Slog jumped the shark and you MISSED IT?
Posted by bl7ngman on March 20, 2009 at 12:30 PM
16
11, this will explain it: http://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&…
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on March 20, 2009 at 12:31 PM
17
@14 troll,

Or just getting public attention to a sad-sack mayoral race where no one has the balls to run against a sad-sack incumbent, in the hopes of shaming a qualified candidate to run. If no qualified candidates run, then it doesn't really matter who declares, now does it. And at least Dan is honest about his intentions. Actually, I hope he truly declares, wins, goes back on his promise to resign and becomes Seattle's Big Gay Mayor, imposing shitty rules on those who imposed shitty rules on him and his ilk.
Posted by Zoroastronomer on March 20, 2009 at 12:35 PM
18
Hahahaha. This whole exchange totally cracks me up. Made my day. This is why I love Slog.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 20, 2009 at 12:39 PM
19
@16 FTW
Posted by oxyala trio on March 20, 2009 at 12:41 PM
20
@16 @19 ECB looks like a monster bull! time for the stranger to invest a little more?
Posted by Josh B on March 20, 2009 at 12:56 PM
21
dan was stupid to make this threat. now, if he doesn't kill you the opposition will be able to accuse him of not keeping his promises to the people.
Posted by ellarosa on March 20, 2009 at 1:10 PM
22
Man! Paul Klee painted some weird-ass shit!
Posted by Keekee on March 20, 2009 at 1:11 PM
23
Just throw a cat at him.
Posted by The Amazing Jim on March 20, 2009 at 3:09 PM

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