"Recession? Thank you, but I'll pass."
You've read The Stranger's Economic Survival Guide (including Your Money; Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Food and Drink; Your Sanity; and (a special Kelly O investigation) How to Get a Sugar Daddy (including free full-length fox-fur coats!). Favorite quote: "Imagine a conversation with your descendants years from now. Do you want to say 'I coped' or 'I gave up and lost hope'?"
Now you just need a pep talk from this awesome guy. (Click "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, COUNT ME IN.")
The norecessionforme site was created by an ad agency near Philadelphia. Obviously it's to their benefit if people continue to consume—their tagline is "Be conspicuous"—but the site has lots of good links and is smart, funny, and good-looking. Well played, Holton Sentivan & Gury.