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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sports Who's The Hottest Sounder?

Posted by on Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 3:24 PM

It's a three way tie between Jarrod Smith, 24, of New Zealand...

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Even Brown, 21, of North Carolina...

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And, of course, Freddie Ljungberg, 31, of Sweden...

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Actually it's no contest—Smith is definitely the hottest Sounder. You can find a team roster with photos of other/lesser Sounders here.

 

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1
Agreed!
Posted by Justin on March 19, 2009 at 3:26 PM
2
Good; more Scandinavian hotness for me.
Posted by EmilyP on March 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM
3
And who says you don't like brunettes... ;)
Posted by @ on March 19, 2009 at 3:31 PM
4
Dan Savage--Mayor.
Jarrod Smith--Lt. Mayor.

Let your hotness' preside...
Posted by Seattleyo on March 19, 2009 at 3:32 PM
5
You're right. There is no contest. Jarrod Smith is the hottest. Hands down.
Posted by Jon Brock on March 19, 2009 at 3:36 PM
6
Smith fo' shizzle.
Posted by c to the andice on March 19, 2009 at 3:40 PM
7
Oh dear. Have you seen the Freddie Ljungberg pictures from the Calvin Klein ads? It might change your mind.
Posted by Sounders Fan on March 19, 2009 at 3:41 PM
8
Dan's got it right -- it's the Kiwi. Hands down.

But I'm still partial to vintage Freddie:

http://files.blog-city.com/files/D04/816…

http://www.ceca-raznatovic.com/Fredrik-L…
Posted by oneway on March 19, 2009 at 3:42 PM
9
@7, they've been posted a couple times today. Savage prefers his twinks to be half-starved and pale as a sheet.
Posted by EmilyP on March 19, 2009 at 3:43 PM
10
All hot, but I'm partial to the Scandinavians....
Posted by boxofbirds on March 19, 2009 at 3:44 PM
11
Dibs on Tyson Wahl. Thank you.
Posted by Sean on March 19, 2009 at 3:48 PM
12
Nope. It's Freddie.

Fremont and Ballard already decided this.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 19, 2009 at 3:50 PM
13
actually Steve Zakuani is the best looking dude. seriously.
Posted by tyler on March 19, 2009 at 3:52 PM
14
I just saw Freddie up close. It's him, sorry.

Posted by Bollo on March 19, 2009 at 3:53 PM
15
I'll bet Peter Vagenas gets ribbed in the clubhouse.
Posted by Fnarf on March 19, 2009 at 4:00 PM
16
It is tiresome enduring Dan's slavering over thin pale men. Isn't the entire point of soccer to feast the eyes on hunky Latin studs of all hues?
Posted by gay dad on March 19, 2009 at 4:21 PM
17
Seattle Sounders??

Man, all I can think about are those podcasts where Dan talks about sounding..and this is a team and all that they do...oh man, terrible imagery.
Posted by Jamie on March 19, 2009 at 4:31 PM
18
I'll be happy to have Evan all to myself.
Posted by yucca flower on March 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM
19
They're all stuff I'd scrape off my shoes.

Aren't there any decent looking players?
Posted by NoSoccerFan on March 19, 2009 at 4:58 PM
20
The answer is and will always be Freddie.
Posted by Abby on March 19, 2009 at 5:31 PM
21
mmmmm New Zealand. I'll take it.
Posted by onion on March 19, 2009 at 6:27 PM
22
At this point, I'd have to say it's the guy who scored two goals out of three for us while ripping teh shit out of LA ... but that's pretty obvious.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 19, 2009 at 8:29 PM
23
Evan Brown? Horrible web designer AND poor taste in women... here's his mandatory student website from college...

http://users.wfu.edu/browem5/
Posted by JoeHalfRack on March 20, 2009 at 12:16 AM
24
Its impossible to tell with their shirts on.
Posted by MarkyMark on March 20, 2009 at 3:20 AM
25
16 - but apparently that's not stopping you from reading...and posting...and reading...

Seriously, what a weak complaint. Why don't you start your own blog featuring men you want to look at? Or, if that's too much trouble, why don't you at least give us some examples of these hunky Latino men you like so much so that we can all drool over them, too?
Posted by DJDeeJay on March 20, 2009 at 10:26 AM
26
Bullshit! Ljungberg is the hottest one, even though he's a little butterfacey in that picture.
Posted by Aya on March 20, 2009 at 2:53 PM
27
Fredy Montero!!!
Posted by Kim on March 20, 2009 at 3:28 PM
28
My date to the game last night was kinda partial to Fredy Montero.
Posted by King Rat on March 20, 2009 at 8:52 PM

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