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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Chow / Sex Have You Tried Our Herb-Molested Salmon?

Posted by on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 2:30 PM

From a review of The Signature on lower Queen Anne:

7851/1237411765-raped.jpg

Is it offensive to ask what the shrimp was wearing?

Thanks, Hesty.

 

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1
That shrimp was totally asking for it.
Posted by Marc on March 18, 2009 at 2:32 PM
2
Meat is murder. And apparently rape too.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on March 18, 2009 at 2:35 PM
3
Julie is thoughtless, and most likely a whore.
Posted by Imus on March 18, 2009 at 2:38 PM
4
Maybe the bacon was wearing Joh's bacon skirt.
Posted by Fnarf on March 18, 2009 at 2:42 PM
5
There a "pork sword" joke in there somewhere? No? Also, most of that review sounds like it was written by the owner. Except for all the stuff about rape.
Posted by Dougsf on March 18, 2009 at 2:45 PM
6
Atta girl Lindy

Thanks for a post to get our minds off ECB's controversy

Aaargghh ooopsss there we go again..

My bad for bringing it back to the forefront
Posted by Former Reformed Troll, Ecce Homo on March 18, 2009 at 2:45 PM
7
Depends, was it farmed shrimp or wild?

If it was farmed shrimp it was wearing pink dye.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 18, 2009 at 2:45 PM
8
@6 FUCK OFF!

oh wait sorry, let me say that a different way

go to hell
Posted by Mr. Obvious on March 18, 2009 at 2:46 PM
9
As a former bartender, I'm confused by the statement, "(shot portions extremely generous)"

You're either getting a full shot (what you're paying for) which is right up to the brim with a slight bubble on top or you're getting screwed.
Posted by Had no one to drink with on St. Drinky Day on March 18, 2009 at 2:47 PM
10
@8 C'mon now Mr. Obvious

Be nice. Even us sock puppets don't stoop to the level of stealing cheap wine.

We do have our standards of decency you know

;)
Posted by Reformed Sock Puppet on March 18, 2009 at 2:49 PM
11
Useful (2)
Posted by yulp on March 18, 2009 at 2:50 PM
12
That is SO not kosher...
Posted by Cracker Jack on March 18, 2009 at 2:55 PM
13
So... was it a salmon or a shrimp?!
Posted by The Sea Kittens Committee on March 18, 2009 at 3:02 PM
14
LIndy, this is all I have to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTe…
Posted by Billy Nilly on March 18, 2009 at 3:13 PM
15
By the way, that song needs to be the new RickRoll. Let's make it happen.
Posted by Billy Nilly on March 18, 2009 at 3:14 PM
16
I think a friend of the owner wrote this review.
Posted by NannerPuss on March 18, 2009 at 3:29 PM
17
"what was formally Moxie"?! they clearly are a a heterosexual for quasi-homonyms is all i can say. YOU ARE SO HETEROSEXUAL. bacon-raped shrimp, tho...i'll claim that for us queers.
<3 <3
Posted by n_claw on March 18, 2009 at 3:48 PM
18
Weakest Stranger post ever.
Posted by TheAspiringCrescent on March 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM
19
Failslog?
Posted by Yawn. on March 18, 2009 at 4:55 PM
20
mmm... bacon rape.
Posted by partychief on March 18, 2009 at 7:16 PM
21
i have a bacon-rape fantasy now, i wanna be the shrimp.
Posted by Josh B on March 18, 2009 at 8:13 PM
22
This is a common misspelling. I was at the Seattle Mattress Company on 15th in Ballard last week. They have coil-raped mattresses.
Posted by Jeremy on March 19, 2009 at 6:44 AM
23
Why are you blaming the shrimp?
Posted by Greg on March 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM
24
Sprinkle it with cheese and feed it to a homosexual wearing a cotton/poly blend and watch Leviticus' head explode.
Posted by Smartypants on March 19, 2009 at 9:44 AM

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