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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Crime A Note to Our Readers

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 12:04 PM

I've got hundreds of these.

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Can I have one? Please make it out to "Madam Awesome."

Posted by Reader's Choice: Awesomeness Category on March 18, 2009 at 12:09 PM

They look good on your wall... fuzzy and good.

Posted by daniel on March 18, 2009 at 12:13 PM

Winner.

Posted by Georgia Guy on March 18, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Wow. Way to look it square in the eye and talk about it. Glad to see the minions lining up behind you in support. Running a fine organization there, Dan.

Posted by Yawn. on March 18, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Ummm... Seattle Weekly?

Posted by lily on March 18, 2009 at 12:25 PM

now that's just silly!

Posted by Layne on March 18, 2009 at 12:35 PM

I find the most interesting part of this is the reveal that the slog staff does have meetings. You guys are more organized than you appear.

For next time; Everyone should pick something that relates more to their normal subjects. Dominic has the only one that stays on theme.

I am disappointed this one isn't about bad parenting by church folk. The "weekly" reference is good though.

Posted by Kip Waddle on March 18, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Lame way to deal with this. I can only imagine the "meeting" that took place over this. How do you MAKE everyone post these things?

Posted by cafepuppy on March 18, 2009 at 12:56 PM

@8 sorry all you got for your trouble over the past few days was some limp schadenfreude. see you next time!

Posted by devilsmoke on March 18, 2009 at 1:11 PM

@8, maybe someday you'll be old enough to have a job, and find out for yourself.

Posted by Fnarf on March 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM

@8 i thought all you wanted was an admission.

Posted by go back to weak on March 18, 2009 at 1:22 PM

it took a minute to sink in that those are Weekly awards! fucking PERFECT dan! ahaha

Posted by Josh B on March 18, 2009 at 1:24 PM

If I lived in S-town, would I have a better chance of knowing WTF this is about?

Posted by ...huh?... on March 18, 2009 at 1:28 PM

@3 is right.

Dan for the win!

Posted by Will in Seattle on March 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

When I was President of the United States Of America, I engaged in or ordered my staff to carry out a series of offenses which included campaign fraud, political espionage and sabotage, illegal break-ins, improper tax audits, obstruction of justice, and illegal wiretapping on a massive scale, then conspired to cover up evidence of my crimes.

Although I was eventually caught, and forced to resign my office at the age of 61, the only President in the history of our nation to ever leave in such disgrace, my actions pale in comparison to those of Miss Barnett, whose crime ranks only below that of mass murder and child-rape in my book.

Posted by Richard M. Nixon (Deceased) on March 18, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Charming.

Posted by w7ngman on March 18, 2009 at 2:30 PM

*roffle*roffle*roffle*

Posted by violet_dagrinder on March 18, 2009 at 2:32 PM

Dan, this is better than when you got high and went to City Hall with a fake gun stuffed down your pants.

Posted by Soupytwist on March 18, 2009 at 4:14 PM

wow. pathetic.

Posted by every weekly deserves a savage dictator. on March 18, 2009 at 8:06 PM

wow. pathetic.

Posted by every weekly deserves a savage dictator. on March 18, 2009 at 8:06 PM

Dan, I find it crazy that you think it's OK to harp on NPR and other media outlets for bias, unethical reporting, etc. when you steal awards that a rival newspaper gives to businesses. That's real fucking mature. Not to mention the model of journalism ethics at The Stranger.

Posted by really? on March 19, 2009 at 12:33 PM