Wow. Way to look it square in the eye and talk about it. Glad to see the minions lining up behind you in support. Running a fine organization there, Dan.
When I was President of the United States Of America, I engaged in or ordered my staff to carry out a series of offenses which included campaign fraud, political espionage and sabotage, illegal break-ins, improper tax audits, obstruction of justice, and illegal wiretapping on a massive scale, then conspired to cover up evidence of my crimes.
Although I was eventually caught, and forced to resign my office at the age of 61, the only President in the history of our nation to ever leave in such disgrace, my actions pale in comparison to those of Miss Barnett, whose crime ranks only below that of mass murder and child-rape in my book.
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Richard M. Nixon (Deceased) on March 18, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Dan, I find it crazy that you think it's OK to harp on NPR and other media outlets for bias, unethical reporting, etc. when you steal awards that a rival newspaper gives to businesses. That's real fucking mature. Not to mention the model of journalism ethics at The Stranger.
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