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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Crime A Note to Our Readers

Posted by on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 12:37 PM

When I ran away from home at age 15 (this was in Harare, Zimbabwe), I quickly got hungry (a problem that I did not anticipate) and stole some carrots from the garden at the boys school I attended (pulled them right out of the ground).

 

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1
aha! so you admit to being a secret muslin!
Posted by xoxo on March 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM
2
Not funny. Do you all get a big bonus for making light of Erica Barnetts stealing wine??
Posted by cafepuppy on March 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM
3
When I was 36, I didn't give a shit.
Posted by Scott Dow on March 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM
4
You still owe your readership a proper review of "Race to Witch Mountain."

You're stalling.
Posted by Lenny on March 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM
5
Don't worry, Charles. No matter how many heartbreaking tales of your hardscrabble upbringing you post, we'll still all hate your fucking guts.
Posted by Sifu on March 18, 2009 at 12:48 PM
6
Charles Mudede = Jean Valjean
Posted by Cracker Jack on March 18, 2009 at 12:49 PM
7
Did you ever go back home?
Posted by Boombayea on March 18, 2009 at 12:58 PM
8
very Scarlett O'Hara of you.
Posted by stella on March 18, 2009 at 1:00 PM
9
Isn't this stream of consciousness shit supposed to be on Twitter or Facebook?
Posted by left coast on March 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM
10
@2: I hope even Charles gets a bonus for making your head explode.
Posted by Abby on March 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM
11
@2 i thought all you wanted was an admission.
Posted by go back to weak on March 18, 2009 at 1:12 PM
12
did you gag afterward?
Posted by guy on March 18, 2009 at 1:20 PM
13
-insert racist bonobo comment-
Posted by STJA hates trolls more than philosophers on March 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM
14
Charles FTW...
Posted by michael strangeways on March 18, 2009 at 1:40 PM
15
@2 - I hope they do, just to drive you even more batshit crazy.
Posted by Donolectic on March 18, 2009 at 2:26 PM

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