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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Life A Note to Our Readers

Posted by on Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 12:08 PM

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When I was twelve, I got busted ripping out all of the GUESS Jeans ads from a Rolling Stone magazine at Roger's IGA in Hillman Michigan. The ad campaign featured Anna Nicole Smith and I needed those pages for a collage I was making on my bedroom wall. The store owner, probably named Roger, grabbed me. I tried to run for it, but he nabbed me. I had to sit in his office until my mom came, bought the whole magazine, and apologized on my behalf. I was grounded for at least a week.

 

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1
That is EXACTLY what I would have guessed a Kelly O Crime Story to have been.
Posted by Fnarf on March 18, 2009 at 12:11 PM
2
I love "Follow the Leader" too! Thanks Kelly O!
Posted by Friend or Foe on March 18, 2009 at 12:26 PM
3
this is hilarious.
Posted by guy on March 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM
4
O Kelly my Kelly you are wonderful
Posted by (I'm not really Walt Whitman) on March 18, 2009 at 1:22 PM
5
That's an awesome story Kelly O. Thank you for sharing it!

(I miss you Anna Nicole. I'm a gayboy but I so wanted to get between your knockers. Rest in peace, people's princess.)
Posted by Donolectic on March 18, 2009 at 1:47 PM
6
a collage? REALLY? me thinks you are a stalker
Posted by nos on March 18, 2009 at 1:59 PM
7
This is what libraries are for.
Posted by Mr. Obvious on March 18, 2009 at 2:12 PM
8
Think ECB's mom grounded her too?
Posted by No, because she's a grown ass woman. on March 18, 2009 at 2:46 PM

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