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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Goodnight, Sweet P-I

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 11:00 PM

In honor of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer and dads everywhere, a photo of a friend's father, Martin P. Works, carrying out his surname as a reporter (beat: "cops and fires and horrible accidents") at the P-I in the 1970s—back in the day when you were EXPECTED to smoke AT YOUR DESK and EXPECTED to GET DRUNK at lunch.

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Photo courtesy of Brendan Works; bonus photo after the jump.

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Mr. Hands

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 5:26 PM

The hands of the old man in this image for a story in the Mail, "Frail Muhammad Ali still The Greatest as he charms Beyonce at basketball match."
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Apropos of St. Patrick's Day

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Since today is a day to celebrate all things Irish, I'd like to request that you read Preacher, which features the single best bastard of an Irish vampire in all of comic bookdom. It's still one of the best comics series ever written.

But, hands down, my favorite Irishman (and I think Kelly's, too) has to be this guy:

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Drink your Guinness and take a cab tonight.

Rainbows Are Gay

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 4:48 PM

A school principal in Peoria, Arizona was alarmed last month when he spotted a 14-year-old student at school wearing a rainbow wristband printed with the words “Rainbows Are Gay." According to the ACLU, David Svorinic, principal of K-8 Parkridge Elementary, called the boy’s mother, Natali Quintanilla, on February 25 to say her son must stop wearing the wristband to school or turn it inside out. Svorinic allegedly told the mother the wristband was “offensive” and “had caused a disruption.” When she asked to explain how it was offensive, the principal allegedly said the boy was “putting his sexuality out there.” Behold the offensive accessory:

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The ACLU says the principal’s demand “violates Chris Quintanilla’s constitutional rights.” So the group fired off letter to the school district today, citing previous rulings about what kids can wear to school, including a Supreme Court decision 40 years ago that found three students were allowed to wear black armbands to protest the Vietnam War. “It is our hope that the district will now allow Chris and other students to wear or otherwise display messages or symbols expressing their support of LGBT rights,” the ACLU’s letter concludes.

“We haven’t gotten any comment from the principal,” says Maggie Olney, a spokeswoman for the Peoria School District, who had just received the ACLU letter. “Until then we cannot really comment on it.” She says the district is on spring break until next Monday.

Slog Commenter Book Report 14: Katherine Thinks It Sucked and Then I Cried

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 4:09 PM

Katherine Thornton is a regular Slog reader, but, insofar as I am aware, not a frequent Slog commenter. But still, she is some kind of intrepid: She has contributed a review of It Sucked and Then I Cried: How I Had a Baby, a Breakdown, and a Much [lack of hyphen (sic)] Needed Margarita for you to enjoy. I wrote about this book's poor punctuation a little while ago. Any errors should be considered a fault of the editor. I am the editor. Take it away, Katherine:

5b0c/1237324479-much-needed-hyphen.jpgHave you ever read a 272-page blog post? I just did. It took 6 hours. In the text of It Sucked and Then I Cried, Heather Armstrong presented the concept of “crossing over that invisible line to the other side” into parenthood. In this book she chronicles her journey beyond this line and what happened in the first 9 months of her daughter's life. There are only two types of people who will read this book: parents and non-parents. I am a non-parent.

For parents Armstrong aims to delight with camaraderie and to get people to buy her book by showing that her experience is just like theirs, except much worse, but isn't she honest to share her scary story, and isn't she funny using that casual narrative tone where carefully placed emphasis is used to rev up sentences often in CAPITAL LETTERS or by use of that convention where. every. word. is. followed. by. a. period.

For non-parents Heather positions herself as a cross between a wise oracle or an intimate friend who will tell you the whole truth IN GORY DETAIL. There are several revelations that are sensibly assumed to be of the type that scare non-parents*. As a non-parent I was not scandalized by the many occasions Heather alluded to wanting to throw her child out a window (we know she's kidding!) I was not scandalized by her admission that she and her husband did not have sex for seven months after their baby was born (slow-healing episiotomy!) I was not scandalized by her descriptions of constipation during her pregnancy (a preexisting condition in her case!)

What scared me about this book is that I quickly understood that there is another name for that “invisible line” that Heather drew for us. It is the line that you cross when you are suddenly ready to do previously unthinkable things for money for the sake of your child. Like tell your story about how “I had a baby, a breakdown and a much needed margarita”. Heather Armstrong does not have an original story to tell. Heather's writing is not worth reading despite the fact that her story is unoriginal. She has the same material and tools that she had when she was a blogger. For material she has her life story and her willingness to share details that others would never reveal because those details are too personal and or too embarrassing. For a tool Heather has a firm grasp on the self-depreciating style of writing in which everything negative is exaggerated to its hyperbolic maximum MULTIPLE TIMES ON EACH PAGE. E-V-E-R-Y P-A-G-E. Did. I. mention. that. the. majority. of. her. hyperbolic. statements. are. neither. creative. nor. funny? Another tool Heather deftly makes use of is her shrewd evaluation of the market and her realization that she will make millions of dollars for this book BECAUSE SHE IS JUST SO HONEST AND SO HUMAN.

Um, ouch. You can find Armstrong's blog here. Many thanks to Katherine.

Re: Death Becomes Hearst

Posted by Eli Sanders on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Spotted on page A32 of today's last-ever Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

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(Via the eagle eyes of Kurt Schlosser and Joshua Trujillo, and the speedy hands of Kelly O.)

New in Restaurants: Dale Wamstad's Lost Lady Cantina

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 3:33 PM

The former Union Square Grill in downtown Seattle reopens tonight as The Lost Lady American Cantina. Texas restaurateur Dale Wamstad bought the restaurant from Consolidated Restaurants Inc. (owners of the Metropolitan Grill and Elliott's Oyster House) earlier this year. Wamstad previously founded two national chains: Del Frisco's Double Eagle Steakhouses and III Forks (that's "three" Forks, not "ill" Forks). He sold his stake in Del Frisco's to start III Forks, then sold III Forks in 2000, according to the Dallas Business Journal.

Also in 2000, a lengthy article in the Dallas Observer detailed Wamstad's past lawsuits, "bitter business partners," and an altercation with his ex-wife at one of his restaurants in 1985 in which she shot him three times. Wamstad then sued the Observer for libel, saying his reputation had been damaged. Lawyers for the Observer successfully argued that Wamstad was a public figure, and the libel case was dismissed. (According to The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, the court said, "Through his promotion of his family man image in his advertising over the years, Wamstad voluntarily sought public attention, at the very least for the purpose of influencing the consuming public. The continuing press coverage over the years showed that the public was indeed interested.")

Details on the shooting from the Dallas Observer:

The purse on the sofa held the .25-caliber semiautomatic pistol her husband had given her two years earlier to protect herself when she closed the restaurant at night alone. As Rumore exited the restroom, she heard a loud slam. Wamstad had burst through the front door. He demanded that Theresa open the front door and he pushed a briefcase in her face. Lena told him to stop. "Then he screamed, 'You fucking bitch, what do you think you're doing closing and putting that sign out there?'" Lena says. "And he hurled the briefcase at me, and I mean with force."

She pleaded with Wamstad to let her explain what had happened, but he came at her again. She reached into her purse and pulled out the gun.

"He kinda laughed, 'You fucking bitch. You better use it on me, because if you don't use it, I'm going to kill you with it,'" Rumore recalls. "He started coming close, like he was going to take it from me. So I fired."

Rumore fired four shots before the gun jammed. One bullet missed. Another went into Wamstad's jaw, while a pair of slugs entered his back. He moaned. She screamed and dialed 911.

The police didn't arrest Rumore.... On July 16, 1986, Lena Rumore was found innocent. The judge ruled that she had acted in self-defense.

One of Wamstad's lawsuits—one he instigated—involved Ruth's Chris Steak House founder Ruth Fertel. Again, from the Observer:

Wamstad sued Ruth's Chris for slander in 1994 after the restaurant's newsletter suggested that the Knife and Fork Club of America, which produced a Top 10 list of steakhouses, was really a front for Del Frisco's. Del Frisco's regularly appeared among the top three on the list. Wamstad admitted in a civil suit deposition that he paid the producer of the list, Thomas J. Horan, more than $60,000 between 1989 and 1994. The suit was later settled....

Wamstad has demonstrated a flair for the dramatic, per the Observer profile:

...Wamstad created a little family to inhabit his grand steakhouse crowned with a 24-carat gold-leaf dome that stretches 55 feet into the air. He invented for himself the character Capt. Bob Cooper, a 257-year-old cross between a North Texas trading-post pioneer and the skyjacker who slipped away with a $200,000 ransom payment by parachuting from an airliner over Washington state in 1971. Capt. Cooper maintains his youth because he drank from the Fountain of Youth 200 years ago in East Texas, or so went the spin.

According to a press release (reprinted here), Wamstad grew up in Spokane and is moving to Seattle to run the Lost Lady American Cantina. The restaurant's website features "The History of the Lost Lady," a tale of the origins of the name from a ship lost at sea between Astoria, Oregon, and Seattle in 1915.

While Wamstad "plans to create a theatrical setting" for the Cantina according to the press release, the former Union Square Grill's faux-Deco interior appeared largely intact at the invitation-only opening party on Saturday night. At the height of the two-hour event, the bar was packed; banana, blackberry, and prickly-pear margaritas were served. An appetizer buffet included cheddar and pepperjack cheese, as well as an unusual cold hors d'oeuvre of a whole-wheat tortilla wrap containing pickles, tomatoes, and a mayonnaise-type sauce. A squadron of female waitstaff, wearing red wrap-front tops and belts with golden rings, served fajita platters in the dining rooms. One server said that the fajitas would be followed by a lobster course; another later said, "There was an idea about lobster, but it never came to fruition."

Wamstad declined to be interviewed for the 2000 Dallas Observer article. Calls to the Lost Lady American Cantina and to the public relations firm seeking Wamstad's comment have not yet been returned.

Oh My God

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM

Natasha Richardson was reported to be "fine at first" after she hit her head in a skiing accident, but the 45-year-old actress' health began to deteriorate within an hour.

Now sources close to the Tony award-winning actress say she is brain dead and being flown back to New York, where she will be taken off life support.

More on the sudden, incredibly sad news here.

The Crocodile Reopens This Thursday

Posted by Eric Grandy on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

Details here.

Nailin' Palin

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

This looks to be Portfolio Magazine's first big scoop: Sarah Palin is against the Alaska gas pipeline even though she repeatedly said she was for it during the election.

Barack Obama wants the pipeline. It says so right on the White House website, in the section about energy and the environment: prioritize the construction of the alaska natural gas pipeline. But Obama might not realize that one of the biggest obstacles in its path—all Palin’s rhetoric notwithstanding—is the woman who wants to take the presidency from him in 2012, Governor Sarah “Drill, Baby, Drill” Palin.

As Mike Hawker, the Republican co-chairman of Alaska’s House Finance Committee, told me one night in Juneau not long ago, “The only thing standing in the way of an Alaska gas pipeline is the Sarah Palin administration.”

It's a great story, and any Sarah Palin-bashing reportage is fine with me: It's not too early to plan the attack for 2012.

The Land of Italy

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 2:43 PM

1) Dogs, dogs, dogs...

Italian police are hunting a pack of stray dogs which killed a boy aged 10 and mauled a 24-year-old woman in the Ragusa area of southern Sicily.

They caught about 30 strays after the boy was dragged off his bicycle and killed on Sunday but about 20 dogs are believed still to be running wild.

The priest at the boy's funeral accused society of turning animals into icons.

It is an offence to kill a dog in Italy and the country lacks properly funded pounds in which to collect strays.

Reports suggest the dogs had been neglected and starved by a man entrusted with caring for them. A suspect has been arrested.

Animal rights groups estimate there are up to half a million stray dogs, mainly in the south of the country, many of them abandoned by their owners and left to run wild.

2) Vampires, vampires, vampires...

An archaeological dig near Venice has unearthed the 16th-century remains of a woman with a brick stuck between her jaws - evidence, experts say, that she was believed to be a vampire.

The unusual burial is thought to be the result of an ancient vampire-slaying ritual. It suggests the legend of the mythical bloodsucking creatures was tied to medieval ignorance of how diseases spread and what happens to bodies after death, experts said.


3) Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce...

How about that? Queen Bee is one busy Bee this month! Not only she’s the first black girl to have graced a Vogue black cover consequently (following The First Lady, Michelle Obama), but she’s also featured in the Italian Vogue.

Last year, the cover of Italy's Vogue had a black woman with more beauty and sophistication than Queen Bee could ever imagine or possess.
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Naomi's lips...


Credit for the vampire story must go to Will in Scary Tyler Moore Seattle.

Some Informant You've Got There

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 2:20 PM

A prime FBI informant against protesters at the Republican National Convention has waived the right to his own trial:

An undercover FBI informant who infiltrated an anarchist group planning disruptions at the Republican National Convention waived his right to a trial on Monday for an unrelated incident in which he is charged with five counts of assault, burglary and damage to property.

Information from the informant—Andrew Darst—is being used against the RNC 8, who will stand trial for criminal conspiracy to disrupt the Republican National Convention in St. Paul. He's waiving his trial, presumably, because is own criminal case (and the public airing of its details) could undermine his credibility as a witness.

His own crime?

On Jan. 11, Darst was arrested for breaking down a door and entering a house in Minnetrista and assaulting two men around 2 a.m. He told police he was "wasn't comfortable with the people his wife was with there." According to the police report, Darst struck two men.

Sounds like this star witness and undercover informant has got some issues.

Death Becomes Hearst

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 2:09 PM

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Child vs Bean: Whoever Wins, We Lose

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 2:01 PM

When I was in college, my housemates and I happened to see this clip on America's Funniest Home Videos or something, and for years afterward would scream, "Iiiiiiiit's soooooooo YUCKY!" in one another's faces at inopportune moments (weddings, emergency rooms, deep slumber, for instance). Today, one of them found it on the Youtube and sent it to me! Isn't life great? ISN'T LIFE YUCKY!?

This is a million times funnier to me than that kid who's going to kick the monster's ass or whatever.

Reading Is Fun-da-Poisonous

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 1:59 PM

Oh, Jesus:

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — Could a vintage, dog-eared copy of "The Cat in the Hat" or "Where the Wild Things Are" be hazardous to your children?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has raised that possibility in urging the nation's libraries to take children's books printed before 1986 off their shelves while the federal agency investigates whether the ink contains unsafe levels of lead.

Few, if any, libraries are complying, and many librarians are ridiculing the recommendation as alarmist.

(Many thanks to Slog Tipper Marc.)

UPDATE: Gold star comment is by Lenny, who says "I think it's sad. Personally, the best part about anything by Maurice Sendak was licking the artwork."

Going Backwards

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 1:53 PM

The saddest news of the day:

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has reason to smile: His opponents in this June's presidential election appear to be in some disarray. Former President Mohammed Khatami withdrew from the race late Monday...
I was certain Ahmadinejad would not survive the post-Bush era. Now my certainty is melting into the air.

A Shameful Review

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:59 PM


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Lips. Grips. Chips.

Flickr Photo of the Day

Posted by Aaron Huffman on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:55 PM

Posted to The Stranger's Flickr pool by liquidnight.

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Cake of Resignation

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:33 PM

ac63/1237318395-cakeofresig2.jpgI'm not shocked that someone would resign via cake—I actually wish it would catch on at Stranger HQ (not that we want anyone to leave ever, but... cake!)—or that someone would quit his job in this economy. No, what shocks is that this guy—pink shirt, carefully knotted tie, foppish vest, pegged trousers, hip trainers—worked in a naval shipyard for three years and somehow lived to tell the tale. (Via Sullivan, BoingBoing, etc.)

This Week on DVD

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Let's take a look at DVD releases for this week, shall we?

Annie Wagner did not like Elegy, an adaptation of Phillip Roth's The Dying Animal, very much at all.

I don't mind adaptations varying from their source materials, but when there's no identifiable rationale for certain pointed alterations, you end up assigning all sorts of motivations to the adapter. For instance: Was screenwriter Nicholas Meyer (The Human Stain) so freaked out by the notion of an older man licking the menstrual blood off his former student's inner thigh that he purposely chose to confine himself to the single coy anecdote she recounts about a high-school boyfriend asking to watch her bleed?

I was confused and mystified by Punisher War Zone:

At times, the dialogue is so bad it's funny ("Don't die on me!" the Punisher barks at a guy with an axe in his chest, and when the guy coughs up some blood to protest, Punisher snaps at him, "Shut up, kid, you're gonna be fine!"), but more often it's just pathetic (Hutchison tries to make "Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy" sound menacing. He fails.)

And the commenters on that particular review hated that I called the Punisher a flimsy concept. Likewise, some people got very upset that I was not a fourteen-year-old girl when I reviewed Twilight, which has a special Saturday release date:


Because most of the film consists of endless stretches of dialogue, Catherine Hardwicke moves the camera around her actors ceaselessly in order to do something. At two points the expository chatter gets so dull that the camera just starts panning around to different elements of scenery—look! A mossy tree!—rather than stick with the monotony of two actors yapping.

Also out this week are the weirdly computer animated movie Azur and Asmar, which I was kind of into but found a little slow, the Masterpiece Theater adaptation of Wuthering Heights, and a whole bunch of TV series, including season 8 of JAG (I'm kind of creeped out by the notion that somewhere this morning, some guy was camping outside of a mall just waiting to buy JAG season 8), season 10 of Married...With Children, and the first two seasons of Mister Belvedere. Mister Belvedere practically raised me, so this is of course a big event for me, and I was pleased to pull out the theme song instead of the Twilight trailer. You're welcome.

Laughing at with the P-I

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:25 PM

On April 1, Comedy Underground will host a P-I tribute show with comedian and columnist Cathy Sorbo, and guest columnists Brad Upton and Rod Long.

Also expected on stage: P-I music columnist Gene Stout and cartoonist David Horsey.

"I wanted to produce a show specifically for P-I fans as well as staff," says Sorbo. "It's been an extremely stressful and sad situation and I suspect we all need a healing, humor-induced release."

Full bar, $10—$12 tickets, etc.

Comedy Underground's website is here.

Who's In the PI?

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:12 PM

There was a lot of speculation about who would stick around at the PI to produce content after the last print edition hit the streets today.

A fairly short list of names has been batted around, including Joel Connelly, Monica Guzman, Andrea James and Scott Sunde.

Well, you can also add sports columnists Art Thiel and Jim Moore, crime reporters Scott Gutierrez and Casey McNerthney, court reporter Levi Pulkkinen, political editor Chris Grygiel and cartoonist David Horsey to the list of folks sticking around at the PI.

Congrats, guys.

There may be one or two people I've left off the list. I'll update if I get any other names.

Dear Coffee Shop in Ballard

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:04 PM

Thank you for the delicious double-short Americano. It was really great. But it made me thirsty and, um, what's up with your water glasses?

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I don't have terribly large thumbs, but my thumb is longer than the diameter of this water glass. I've had tequila shots bigger than this. Look at that pack of Splenda—do you know how small a packet of Splenda is?—it's still wider than your itty bitty water glass, of which I had seven refills.

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 12:00 PM

St. Patrick's Day just wouldn't be St. Patrick's Day without a viewing of this holiday classic...

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Mar 17, 2009 at 11:43 AM

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