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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Chow / Economy Yes! You! Can! Make Ice Cream from the Ingredients On Your Table at IHOP!

Posted by on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 1:58 PM

No time for City Hall blogging today, folks... However, I strongly encourage you to read this step-by-step guide to making your own mini ice cream cups out of the ingredients commonly found on the table at Denny's/IHOP/Waffle House. For the New Depression!

A preview:

Step 2: Order water. You need two big glasses on the table. Drink all the water.

The server will bring water to you right away and usually you won't have to order it. Tell them you are thirsty and would like a big glass. Two big glasses at the table are necessary.

You need ice water, not just water. Crushed ice is better. But cubes work too.

Drink all the water. It's good for you!

 

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1
WHAT.
Posted by snargent pepper on March 10, 2009 at 2:17 PM
2
This.

This is good.
Posted by Fnarf on March 10, 2009 at 2:18 PM
3
That's hilarious. I had a friend who would make "lemonade" out of the free sugar packets, and a free lemon water.
Posted by Tizzle on March 10, 2009 at 2:19 PM
4
Coming soon: Depression pancakes.
Posted by Mr. Obvious on March 10, 2009 at 2:46 PM
5
"the excitement of wondering if the cream froze is sublime"

Dude needs to get out more.
Posted by w7ngman on March 10, 2009 at 2:51 PM
6
This, oddly, makes me want ice cream less than I did a few minutes ago.
Posted by Jude Fawley on March 10, 2009 at 5:13 PM

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