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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

William Shakespeare

Posted by on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 5:41 AM

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This is kind of thrilling news for theater and Shakespeare geeks like me.

 

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He's kinda cute ! ! ! It IS thrilling! Wow! True genius!
Posted by BrickwithanA on March 10, 2009 at 6:12 AM
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I didn't know you were a Shakespeare geek... I love you even more now!

It's a bummer you're taken... my brother's a gay Renaissance Lit major. :-P but I guess there's a few of those out there.
Posted by singingcynic on March 10, 2009 at 6:19 AM
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Well, the article says they took liberties with portraits in his era, so that may not be exactly accurate.
Posted by guy on March 10, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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Such stuff as dreams are made on.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on March 10, 2009 at 6:26 AM
5
...and Shakespeare geeks like me.


You mean "and Shakespeare geeks such as myself," right? Because you're someone who's paid to be articulate, right?
Posted by Big Sven on March 10, 2009 at 7:28 AM
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Oh wow! that is quite a thrill. I just read about this portrait in Bill Bryson's great biography of Shakespeare - I terrific read for all you S'peare geeks.
Posted by BenJ on March 10, 2009 at 8:04 AM
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@5: But Sven, maybe Shakespeare geeks DO like Dan.
Posted by Jeepers on March 10, 2009 at 8:05 AM
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@7: Even more now that he's stoked the fire in their loins with a reasonably attractive portrait that makes his portrayal by Joseph Fiennes seem way way more true to life.

"Oh, be stille mye beatinge hearte! Swoone!"
Posted by Baconcat on March 10, 2009 at 8:09 AM
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Methinks Sven isn't a Shakespeare geek.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on March 10, 2009 at 8:14 AM
10
Why is he wearing Queen Elizabeth's dress?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on March 10, 2009 at 8:37 AM
11
Good Morning Dan,
I saw that this morning too. Nice to see a contemporary portrait of him.
Posted by lark on March 10, 2009 at 8:54 AM
12
Not just another pretty face.
Posted by Vince on March 10, 2009 at 9:11 AM
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Why does every Renaissance portrait look the same?

The gene pool must have been very small...

and Joseph Fiennes turned out to be a pretty good choice for "Shakespeare in Love".
Posted by michael strangeways on March 10, 2009 at 9:44 AM
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Well my cousin Bert Baldrick, Mr Gainsborough's butler's dogsbody, says that he's heard that all portraits look the same these days, 'cause they're painted to a romantic ideal rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic facial qualities of the person in question.
Posted by leek on March 10, 2009 at 10:39 AM
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I'm more of a Jane Austen geek.
Posted by Big Sven on March 10, 2009 at 10:51 AM
16
Portraits like this surface occasionally. Unless there's some genuine archival evidence that directly links this painting with THE Shakespeare, I'm inclined to remain dubious.

I attended a conference in university several years ago when a similar portrait appeared. The same debate raged then. (There was even a crazy old couple who attended and tried to get the fusty academics to debate whether Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare, or the Earl of Whastits.)

The point then was that scientific analyses of works -- infrared chromotography, dendrochronology, etc., -- does not substitute for real, primary source research and archival evidence. There were lots of handsome and rich men wandering around Elizabethan England. This gentleman was one of them. Just because we want to put a face to the father of English Lit doesn't mean that we should leap to conclusions about this work.
Posted by arts&letters on March 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM
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Big Sven...you cannot correctly use the word 'myself' in a sentence like that unless you have already been referred to earlier in the sentence. Your point is well taken...however your sentence, too, is gramatically incorrect.
Posted by Big Helga on March 10, 2009 at 11:42 AM
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I'm a Austen and a Shakespeare geek.
Posted by kim in portland (formerly just kim) on March 10, 2009 at 12:36 PM
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@16: I'm more than dubious. This has to be a fake or misattributed.
Posted by Amelia on March 10, 2009 at 12:39 PM
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@19, it's not a fake, and it doesn't have to be a fake OR misattributed to be bogus.

I think we're dealing with an epistemological failure here; we want this to be a portrait "of Shakespeare", but there is no adequate agreement on what that phrase means. Is it a GOOD LIKENESS? Is it even a likeness at all? Even if it's Shakespeare, does that mean it really LOOKS LIKE HIM? Because it does, sorta kinda, look like other pictures of him. What if it is a PERFECT LIKENESS, but was actually painted as a portrait of someone else?

All this new evidence is supposing only that it was painted to represent Shakespeare. From life? From memory? The experts are saying that based on the time period the chances that it actually LOOKS LIKE SHAKESPEARE are slim, even if it was painted from life.

Ultimately, this is sort of a 17th-century version of celebrity gossip. Does he look fat in those pants?
Posted by Fnarf on March 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM
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It's ME, OKAY? It REALLY IS ME! So EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! JESUS!
Posted by Bill S. on March 10, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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Helga@17: damn. It should be ""and Shakespeare geeks such as I." Which is an example of correct grammar that sounds stilted as hell.

Thank you for the correction. I know what I must do. {Falls on belt sword.)
Posted by Big Sven on March 10, 2009 at 9:04 PM
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I'll play Fox Mulder - I want to believe!
Posted by Ayden/VA on March 10, 2009 at 11:05 PM

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