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Monday, March 9, 2009

Even Longer Maureen Dowd

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Mon, Mar 9, 2009 at 4:33 PM

The fact that Dowd likes Michelle Obama's arms doesn't mean she's "on my side." My side is the one that thinks Michelle Obama's arms—unlike, say, her remarkable intelligence, her accomplishments, or her ongoing adaptation to the strange, ever-shifting role of First Lady—aren't worth discussing.

Dowd's side? That's the one comparing Michelle Obama to Ginger Rogers and describing bare arms as a display of "overt sexuality":

Let’s face it: The only bracing symbol of American strength right now is the image of Michelle Obama’s sculpted biceps. Her husband urges bold action, but it is Michelle who looks as though she could easily wind up and punch out Rush Limbaugh, Bernie Madoff and all the corporate creeps who ripped off America.

In the taxi, when I asked David Brooks about her amazing arms, he indicated it was time for her to cover up. “She’s made her point,” he said. “Now she should put away Thunder and Lightning.”

I’d seen the plaint echoed elsewhere. “Someone should tell Michelle to mix up her wardrobe and cover up from time to time,” Sandra McElwaine wrote last week on The Daily Beast.

Washington is a place where people have always been suspect of style and overt sexuality. Too much preening signals that you’re not up late studying cap-and-trade agreements.

David was not smitten by the V-neck, sleeveless eggplant dress Michelle wore at her husband’s address to Congress — the one that caused one Republican congressman to whisper to another, “Babe.”

He said the policy crowd here would consider the dress ostentatious. “Washington is sensually avoidant. The wonks here like brains. She should not be known for her physical presence, for one body part.” David brought up the Obamas’ obsession with their workouts. “Sometimes I think half the reason Obama ran for president is so Michelle would have a platform to show off her biceps.”

During the campaign, there was talk in the Obama ranks that Michelle should stop wearing sleeveless dresses, because her muscles, combined with her potent personality, made her daunting.

She ignored that talk, thank heavens. I love the designer-to-J. Crew glamour. Combined with her workaday visits to soup kitchens, inner-city schools and meetings with military families, Michelle’s flair is our depression’s answer to Ginger Rogers gliding around in feathers and lamé.

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1
michelle should do the opposite of whatever david brooks thinks. so should the entire planet. fuck david brooks.

modo is a pot stirrer. that's her only trick.

besides, who gets a boner from bare arms? my high school orchestra teacher always wore sleeveless turtlenecks - i was able to get through class without tumescence.
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on March 9, 2009 at 4:37 PM
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so.

how come the times dont give an op ed column to erica barnett?
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on March 9, 2009 at 4:38 PM
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"Overt sexuality" is Dowd's stock in trade. She is a repressed 50s-era Catholic who thinks all Democratic men are gay (except Bill Clinton, of course). She called Michelle's husband "Obambi," and "legally Blonde" and "beanpole guy" among other insults. She won a freaking Pulitzer Prize for writing about Monica Lewinsky. She is the ultimate symbol of what's wrong with upper-echelon "journalism" today.
Posted by bobbo on March 9, 2009 at 4:38 PM
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So finally The Stranger and the New York Times fall arm in arm in the crusade for America's least interesting news stories. YEAH SEATTLE. No more inferiority complex.
Posted by uselessnews on March 9, 2009 at 4:41 PM
5
After Hillary's arm waddle scandal, now this. Is there a chart somewhere with arm elasticity scale vs. likeability so I can easily rate all the lady politicians' relative worth with naught but a glance at their biceps?
Posted by Eric on March 9, 2009 at 4:43 PM
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If Maureen Dowd is so fucking terrible, how come you all have decided to reprint her goddamn column THREE FUCKING TIMES in Slog today?
Posted by Fnarf on March 9, 2009 at 4:46 PM
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Dowd is so peculiarly awful she gives rise to her own contradiction.

What makes her awful is that she fixates on some gendered feature of a political personality--a strong woman with bare arms, oh my--and then psychoanalyzes it in a way that reveals more about her own needs and insecurities than politics. And therein lies the rub: to attempt to understand Dowd it is necessary to resort to the same armchair pop psychology that she uses and that makes her awful.

I only ever feel worse after reading something she has written. Either because I think about the merits of what she wrote, or because I try to understand the why she wanted to publish that crap.

Posted by aff on March 9, 2009 at 4:49 PM
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Fnarf @6 FTW -- no one would otherwise have any idea what Maureen Dowds or David Brook were saying, nor that they existed to begin with, had you not pointed them out and assigned them some importance
Posted by just sayin' on March 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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@2 - Saw Idiocracy over the weekend and finally get your handle's reference.
Posted by @ on March 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM
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You're writing your opinion that an opinion piece should not be able to express an opinion. In your opinion.

I hope you put on your goggles before you went off the deep-end.
Posted by Baconcat on March 9, 2009 at 4:54 PM
11
If you stacked up all the David Brooks and Maureen Dowd articles on top of each other and set them afire, not much would happen.

Other than more global warming, mind you.
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 9, 2009 at 4:56 PM
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@5: waTTle. it's usually applied to chin fat, but arm flab could work.

waDDle is what ducks do.
Posted by grammar nazi on March 9, 2009 at 5:04 PM
13
Sweet lord. That's the message you took away, Erica? Really? Gah. I guess I can sort of see your point, but it seems a bit "over-eager women's studies major" to me. Whatevs.

Blessings.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on March 9, 2009 at 5:10 PM
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In all honesty I can't even say I noticed Mrs. Mr. President had arms. I assumed they were there, but couldn't describe them. C'mon, aren't there more interesting things to obsess over Maureen? I have to agree with Erica.
Posted by mjanet on March 9, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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Speaking of the "Department of Calm Down"....
Posted by Good Grief on March 9, 2009 at 5:17 PM
16
@6: Media criticism
Posted by mel on March 9, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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@13 -- Is there any other kind of Women's (or is it Womyn's?) Studies Major?
Posted by Good Grief on March 9, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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@17, hey, good one. I haven't heard that one since 1979.
Posted by Fnarf on March 9, 2009 at 5:31 PM
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The only thing I get out of Maureen Dowd's writing is that Maureen Dowd is a moron.
Posted by yucca flower on March 9, 2009 at 5:32 PM
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Maureen is like that web comic "Married to the Sea" come to life.
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/
Posted by David on March 9, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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Um, how you dress IS one of the main performance criteria of First Ladying. She is in a position in the limelight due to who she married, not by being elected or employed for her intelligence or accomplishments.
Posted by BestBeforeEnd on March 9, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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@21: yes, and?
Posted by Fnarf on March 9, 2009 at 5:44 PM
23
Mrs-o.org. People freak the fuck out when she bares her arms at "inappropriate" times. It's crazy.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on March 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
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@22 ...and it's time you took your Ritalin?
Posted by BestBeforeEnd on March 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
25
Women's Studies steers women away from useful degrees in math and sciences, and routes them to the social, intellectual, and economic margins.

Posted by seandr on March 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
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That article makes me want to bang my head against a wall. Actually, I think it makes me want to bang Maureen Dowd's head against a wall. Why on earth would you care enough about Michelle's arms to write an OpEd piece in the New York Times about them. Gah. Can you please stop making women look catty and retarded for two minutes, Maureen Dowd? Please?
Posted by Julie in Eugene on March 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
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I was almost more disturbed by the terrible, terrible writing of that piece than I was by the content.

What will happen when Dowd finally gives up the ghost of her Carrie Bradshaw life? I hope she starts focusing on structured arcs and relevance in her writing instead of continuing to try to convince people that her headshot from eons ago is still accurate. Maybe then she'll be worth reading.
Posted by brinsonian on March 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
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And now back to Slog's SEXY SEATTLE contest on Flickr.

Come on, People of Seattle, show us your overt sexuality. Your remarkable intelligence, accomplishments, and creativity aren't worth discussing.

Just look hot.
Posted by NYT columnists are allowed to acknowledge sexuality. Period. on March 9, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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Comment 25 in ECB's original post had this nailed.

ECB's take on Maureen is mysteriously similar to Salon - even including the reference to NYT paid content!!!

Read this and it explains her initial spin then this pathetic rationalization.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2009…
Posted by hmmm on March 9, 2009 at 6:52 PM
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ECB: Respect your betters.
Posted by Jigae on March 9, 2009 at 7:51 PM
31
Maureen Dowd's a twit.
Posted by DOUG. on March 9, 2009 at 8:19 PM
32
Thanks, Grammar Nazi. The correctly spelled "wattle" somehow makes the term even worse. And I thought "Lady Politicians" was the turn of phrase that would cause offense…
Posted by Eric on March 9, 2009 at 8:25 PM
33
Is Michelle Obama really that ripped? And why is every spell-checker still flagging "Obama"?
Posted by Fisti on March 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
34
Maureen Dowd admired Michelle because "Her arms, and her complete confidence in her skin, are a reminder that Americans can do anything if they put their minds to it."

And "Can do" reminds me of Rosie The Riveter.
Posted by Mo MoDo on March 10, 2009 at 3:22 AM
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29:
Dan has a pretty lenient plagiarism policy. That's why he lets other columnists steal all his stuff.
Posted by Pop Socket on March 10, 2009 at 3:24 AM
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So, not going to address the plagiarism, Dan?

Salon: "This, folks, is the top-notch content the Times wanted readers to pay for."

ECB: "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of scintillating content the New York Times wanted to make you pay for."

Posted by rjh on March 10, 2009 at 10:52 AM
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@36: I'm sure it was an accident and Erica didn't intend to BLANTANTLY STEAL from another source.

This is the journalism we're going to get when the newspapers die. Or not going to get because there won't be anyone left to steal from.

Yay blogs!
Posted by Jigae on March 10, 2009 at 11:15 AM
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@25: Yeah, because there's absolutely no way women can choose to take maths or sciences over women's studies. It has "women" in the name, for Christ's sake. It *compels.*
Posted by Gloria on March 10, 2009 at 12:51 PM

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