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Friday, March 6, 2009

Notes from the Unemployment Line

Posted by on Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Sophia Ferrel, 32, having last week considered the class issues involved in rejecting certain jobs out of hand, now writes that she's starting to consider new employment options.

9ef1/1234545801-sophia2.jpgWriting this blog has made me reflect on what I am doing with my time and how many jobs I am applying for… without response. This self-reflection is depressing me. I don’t know if I would have been worried right now had I not had to write about it once a week. The Slog has cracked the façade.

Watched the news and they were saying: “Now is the time to invest! Now is the time to buy stocks! Cars! Houses!” Which is all well and good, if I had a job and some money to invest. So if you lose one stick you lose the rest. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. It all snowballs.

This week I decided to really start expanding my job search beyond what I am qualified to do. Really open up those horizons to include stuff I know nothing about. If I can’t get an interview doing stuff I am intimately knowledgeable of, why not apply for stuff I have never done? Maybe moving backwards will move me forwards. Or sideways. Any movement is better than stagnancy. Weirder things have happened.

It turns out you have to be able to do 19 push-ups to be a King County corrections officer. But you only have to be able run a mile and a half in 17:17 minutes; they want to be sure you can walk, I guess. Should you pass their weirdly arbitrary physical rules you will be sent to work for 8.17 hours a day; it sounds pretty regimented around there. Less gunplay involved, but garbage men for the Seattle Housing Authority make $29.80 an hour (I don’t qualify for the job). Sheriffs make $4,339 a month and $6,075 a month after five years. No wonder people never give up their government jobs. Now to get one…

On the other end of the spectrum is the Seattle plasma donation website which is where I found this notice: Is the down economy the reason that you are looking to donate plasma for money? Email us your story, we'd love to hear from you. —phil at bloodbanker.com. I could make up to $40 a week.

Although I have recovered from Slog commenters by not reading them anymore, I still feel like bit of a slouch when my boyfriend has to drag himself off to work or school and I just drag myself off to work out again. I have to remind myself sometimes that just 'cause I am not working, I am not a slacker. I am looking for work. I would work. I just don’t work. I just miss the money at this point.

When I worry about things, I worry at night. The other night I made the poor dietary choice of having coffee and cookies for dinner. So, late at night: watched three episodes of the office, ate chocolate, read, thought, went and looked at the stars, dodged a spider, listened to music and thought of ways to make a living.

And this is what I thought...

I though: I don’t feel so good from dinner. Maybe tomorrow I will run to this hike that I know about. I wish it was light out and I could go now. Six more hours. And then I could throw up all over the mountaintop. Wouldn’t that be nice? I should write a real blog about my crazy life that no one would get and no one would read and just spill my verbal pukeage out on the Internet for everyone to make nasty comments about. That would be wonderful.

Nothing about jobs really.

But that is what happens sometimes when you eat coffeecookieschocolate for dinner and have 24 hours each day and none of them involve getting paid for your time.

Ah. This life. What I really need is a bottle of wine! Yes. That would be a good cure. But alas, I have to buy them one at a time now, and not keeps stashes. The rough, rough life of the unemployed.

Time to play: I have discovered that when you search a song by a few words in iTunes and it pulls all the songs that have those words in the title—well I discovered this can be a fun play list. So I am not entirely unproductive.

Since no one wants to give me even just one little interview, I have been scrambling to get a website off the ground before my unemployment runs out. Not that it could be profitable right away, but I like to live with the optimistic illusion that if I can show I am launching something that could be profitable in the future, that I could maybe hit up someone for a loan. Although it is hard to hit up people for loans when their investments have halved in value.

The Henry Art Museum is still the only one that is communicating with me. And this is what they communicated: As impressive as your background is, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose skill sets more closely align with the position’s requirements. Um? I worked at the Seattle Art Museum for three and a half years. I would say my skill set is pretty well aligned. The truth is, I did get one other contact; one person contacted me to say they couldn’t open my resume file

It has come time to sell stuff, I have decided. Tried to sell my time; that’s not working.

Have an unemployment story to share? Write to jobless@thestranger.com.

 

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new pic of sophie! new pic of sophie! come on! find out what she's wearing right now. has she changed her hair? use your crappy cell phone if thats all you have. im sick of this picture yet i find it powerfuly compeling and need more
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on March 6, 2009 at 9:14 AM
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Sophie, rest assured that those of us who are still employed are not whistlin' dixie either. I've been asked to drop down to 32 hours a week from 40 - this allows me to keep my benefits but take pay cut of about $240 a week. If I don't take them up on this incredible offer, I stand the chance of being laid off and even if I do, layoffs are coming anyway.
Posted by Working wounded on March 6, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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How are you not qualified to be a garbage man? I'm just curious. Is it a special license or something?
Posted by Ozymandias on March 6, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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hi from SAM!
Posted by SAM says hi on March 6, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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The Henry Art Museum? Are they filling the spots of the recently laid off?

"The layoffs, according to the source, included the registrar, membership manager, communications assistant, graphic designer, development assistant, gallery attendant, and programming and events coordinator. Most were full-time and several had been at the museum for five years or more.

"The Henry's in a downward spiral," the source said. "There will probably be more layoffs." "

( http://www.artinfo.com/news/story/30571/… )
Posted by stinkbug on March 6, 2009 at 9:37 AM
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@3:

Here are the requirements:

"Must have two years' work experience in solid waste or related field. Must perform repetitive lifting and dumping of garbage cans and complete routes on time. Must possess and maintain good driving record and valid Washington driver's license, Class A or B CDL, with air brakes endorsement, plus fully insurable driving record. Must possess Hazmat endorsement. Must be able to drive refuse truck. Must be able to work designated holidays. Must work well with staff, residents and the general public. Basic mechanical abilities and understanding of hydraulics. Union membership required within 30 days of employment."

http://www.seattlehousing.org/jobs/openi…

Do you qualify?
Posted by stinkbug on March 6, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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Fuck the commenters, we have been abusing these people who opened themselves up to us. Comments should probably be turned off for future notes from the unemployment line.
Posted by vooodooo84 on March 6, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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@7 or people should concentrate on not being pricks just cause they can on the Internet
Posted by I'm 85 years old on March 6, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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Or, Slog should just turn on comment registration like they did 9 months ago on Blogtown. They should have done this the second after all the death threats to Chelsea Alvarez-Bell.
Posted by Former regular commenter on March 6, 2009 at 9:57 AM
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@ 6

Um, no. But for $30 an hour it might just be worth working towards.
Posted by Ozymandias on March 6, 2009 at 10:02 AM
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I just gotta say, good luck getting and keeping a garbage job. They are sought after highly. Sanitations is one industry that will keep going strong regardless of the economy, at least until we start burning our garbage for warmth. And don't forget the fact that it is a hard, dirty, and thankless job. They deserve 29, with full benefits at least. Shit, I am in a good union job, and I WISH I could get a garbage job. Fuck a college degree, I want that steady paycheck!
Posted by ZWBush on March 6, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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I'm sorry to hear about how... difficult... fucked-up... troubling it is for you, being unemployed right now.

I'm a scene carpenter, an independent worker, and work has subsided here in New York City. I did get some work recently building scenery for a college production, and it is good money; but nothing else in the immediate or distant future.

I spend lots of time at home when I am unemployed(between gigs), and I think that it's important to be talking with friends and for them to hear how depressed I feel that day or how isolated I feel or how I had a great day.

I think great friends are essential to getting through the tough times of unemployment and staying at home a lot.

I wish I could employ you. I wish I had a millions of dollars to set up some businesses to help employ some people on a long term basis.

I hope life gets better, and I hope you decide to not eat cookies and chocolate and coffee for a meal again. Make sure you're eating well-- it will definitely improve your outlook. Eating healthy food on the cheap can be done, and eating healthy keeps me on an even keel when things look bad or good.

Jeez, I am just babbling, it feels like, but I just wish I could help you out. I haven't felt compassion for people so much in the past few years, and this fucking depression/recession/crisis we are in right now has been a real fucking wake-up call to my values, what I do with my time and energy, and who I want to be in this life which is oh-so-fucking-short.

My best to you and to everyone. I am feeling the dark cloud of this country's financial depression, and I am even finding some work. Hopefully I can find some way of helping my friends and colleagues in my community to find work.

J.
More...
Posted by Jack Brabble on March 6, 2009 at 10:52 AM
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I know how you feel. I was laid off two weeks ago (actually, I was getting the news just about this time two weeks ago today) and while it hasn't been long enough to start worrying yet -- I haven't even gotten my first unemployment check -- filling the time with anything productive to do and making sure I don't eat too much junk has already gotten old. My goal is that every day, I will do something that requires me to put on pants. On a good day, I'll also have to shower. Today, I have grand plans to buy cat food.

Posted by Jo on March 6, 2009 at 11:58 AM
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Weirdly, I feel we've turned the corner. When smart honest reporting, about the relevant current events, started hitting my handhelds this week. That's what we needed.
Posted by Amelia on March 6, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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@1, here's another pic:

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=Sophia+F…

She is a cutie.
Posted by Creeper on March 6, 2009 at 12:45 PM
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Sophie,
thank you for sharing your story.
good luck.
Posted by , on March 6, 2009 at 1:04 PM
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I thought I gave useful advice ...

That said, running for Sherrif is a great idea!
Posted by Will in Seattle on March 6, 2009 at 1:21 PM
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I used to donate blood plasma back in the early 80s when I was an extremely poor college student in St. Paul. It's not a bad deal. Mostly it's boring, but $40 is $40 and as I recall it took about 2 hours. If you're not squeamish about needles then go for it.

They take a pint of blood from you, spin it in a centrifuge to separate the plasma from the red blood cells and give you back the red blood cells. As I recall you could do it twice a week.

Good luck. I was unemployed in Boston for 13 months in the 1990-91 recession and it sucked worse than just about anything.
Posted by sfmike64 on March 6, 2009 at 5:01 PM
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Too bad whiny narcissism isn't a highly desired qual for a good job. Babe, you'd be starting a bidding war.
Posted by Tricyclic on March 6, 2009 at 8:42 PM
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19

a s s h o l e
Posted by didn't your momma teach you any manners? on March 7, 2009 at 11:47 AM
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Haha seriously 19. We were going so strong and then you have to come in and do us like that?
Posted by mAlissa on March 7, 2009 at 5:50 PM
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Hey 19. Too bad being a petty little douche bag troll isn't either. Stupid fuckwad.
Posted by eddiemonet on March 15, 2009 at 2:42 PM

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