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We're gearing up to announce all the details for HUMP 5, the fifth installment of Seattle's biggest, best, most beloved, and, um, only amateur (and locally produced!) porn festival. We're working on dates for the festival, new submission deadlines, new prize packages, and discussing a new maximum time length for films. (Five minutes max? Or stick with eight?) Some outstanding business: every year we draw up a list of "extra credit" challenges for HUMP filmmakers. These are props or locations that HUMPers can include in their films so that HUMPgoers will know that their watching porn that was made just for HUMP. HUMP filmmakers have despoiled Ken Schram dolls, blown loads on defenseless Calders in SAM's sculpture park, banged away at sandwich cookies, filmed porn outside Mars Hill Church, gotten it on at Safeco Field, and so much more. We've got some ideas for stuff we'd like to see in this year's films—pancake syrup, old-skool Fruit of the Loom Underwear (enough with the American Apparel panties!), WD-40—but before we draw up the final list of extra credit props or locations, we wanted to open this up to Sloggers. Anything you want to see on screen at HUMP this year?