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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Building Peace

Posted by on Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 2:02 PM

Hillary, do not waste your time with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The solutions to the problem can not be found in diplomacy but in architecture.
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Architecture student Viktor Ramos has a brilliant idea that may be the key to the Israel-Palestinian Gordian Knot: Instead of building grim walls or tunnels, create livable bridges so two states can live together, superposed.

Even the sheep appear to be happy with this fantastic solution.

 

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1
Hi-tech segregation... It will work because it looks cool!
Posted by Pat on March 4, 2009 at 2:18 PM
2
Are these bridges bomb-proof?
This is the Holy Land, after all.
Things get blown up sometimes.
Gigantic "livable bridges" full of terrorist targets.

This "solution" is, indeed, "fantastic." By that, I mean relegated to the realm of fantasy.
Posted by Lenny on March 4, 2009 at 2:20 PM
3
Heck, can't do any harm.
Posted by Mr Obvious on March 4, 2009 at 2:23 PM
4
The stuff of fantasy, indeed. But that's part of the beauty of being an architecture student rather than an actual architect who has to do "real" work, like design strip malls and convention centers. So, yeah, it'll (thankfully) never be built but generating such ideas are part of the evolution of any creative enterprise, and that's worth celebrating.
Posted by Keith on March 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM
5
This is one of those ideas that is really awesome in theory but wouldn't work in practice for like a million different reasons.
Posted by Sean on March 4, 2009 at 2:37 PM
6
Interesting how even in this idealized rendering, there are still attack helicopters on patrol.
Posted by Westside forever on March 4, 2009 at 2:39 PM
7
Isn't the big sticking point between these folks that their gods supposedly promised them the LAND in perpetuity? They're not going to settle for bridges over that land. "Next year, 500 feet above Jerusalem!"

And I don't think Israel is going to literally cede the high ground to Palestinians (Golan Heights, anyone?), making it awfully easy just to drop a bomb or a water balloon or whatever at will.
Posted by Mason on March 4, 2009 at 2:45 PM
8
I always thought that they should choose that area to build the space elevator.

The logic behind it goes something like this: the space elevator would be such a valuable commodity to the rest of the world that other countries would recognize that they have an interest in minimizing conflicts between Israelis and Palestinians, so as to avoid potential collateral damage to the space elevator. I think that's a better option than this bridge nonsense.
Posted by Hernandez on March 4, 2009 at 2:53 PM
9
I for one am glad that our Hamster Overlords granted the lands in the Middle East to we the worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And once hamster-guided vacuum cleaners spread throughout the world and take control, all their base are belong to FSM!
Posted by FSM Hamster Brigades on March 4, 2009 at 2:54 PM
10
But wait a minute - my God promised me that land. I'm declaring war on both of them.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on March 4, 2009 at 3:00 PM
11
If they can do that, why can't they just build a giant lid over the Holy Land, and let the survivors out after 500 or so years?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on March 4, 2009 at 3:19 PM
12
just because your CAD program can draw it doesn't make it a good idea.

the age of the megastructure is over.
Posted by Jesus Fucking Christ on March 4, 2009 at 4:33 PM
13
I guarantee whoever is up top will be peeing over the edge.
Posted by Flaminica on March 4, 2009 at 5:48 PM
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I'm confused about how this is even a remotely good idea, and I'm not talking in practice. Does architecture and particularly *theoretical* architecture already do its best to stratify people? This takes the cake and really demonstrates the destructive delusion that theoretical exercises are harmless, this item in particular deciding the best to do is separate. Let's just keep that great ball rolling, middle east or anywhere.
Posted by kokka on March 4, 2009 at 11:09 PM

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