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Sunday, March 1, 2009

??!! They Must Be Really Heavy Prostitutes

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 11:48 PM

From the Tacoma News Tribune (screen capture below):

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The text of the ad:

Description
FORKLIFT OPERATOR, whorehouse near Port of Tacoma is currently hiring FT forklift operators. Order picking & racking a plus, 1st & 2nd shift, req's 1 yr exp, may work wkends & OT, must be bondable & able to life 75 lbs...

(Sent from Slog tipper John.)

Comments (18) RSS

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Heh, heh, heh. Whorehouse.

Posted by Blah! on March 2, 2009 at 12:30 AM

This is just wonderful...

Posted by kra on March 2, 2009 at 12:35 AM

of heavy johns. you sizist misogynist.

Posted by Max Solomon @ home on March 2, 2009 at 2:33 AM

Haha. This is my new favorite example of why you shouldn't rely on spell checkers.

My previous favorite: a student who sent me an e-mail telling me his paper would be late because, and I quote: "my dick got messed up and I couldn't get it to load in the computer lab."

Posted by Lee on March 2, 2009 at 5:42 AM

4
I miss dickless Monday.

Posted by Kim on March 2, 2009 at 6:15 AM

This would be funny if I was still in 8th grade. But I'm not so it's really not that funny.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 2, 2009 at 7:15 AM

6

Christopher is Beavis and Butthead's long lost cousin.

Posted by heh- heh heh on March 2, 2009 at 7:47 AM

@6: Actually, it is funny. It's not high comedy, it's pretty much Fox sit-com comedy, but it is funny. Put down your Wilde and lighten up!

Posted by Cracker Jack on March 2, 2009 at 7:49 AM

Obviously, a mastery of the English language isn't one of the job requirements.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on March 2, 2009 at 8:10 AM

6, 7, yes, 8, no. It's funny like America's Funniest Videos is funny: to morons.

In other news: Sebelius HHS sec.
What's up with Gregoire, she's not into going to DC or was she passed over? Strong record w/ Hanford agreement and tobacco company negotiations; plus two terms as Governor of a medium sized state on a coast. One would think this background is better set of qual. for neg. over healthcare...than whatever Sebelius has done. I hear she couldn't even get her leg. to raise tobacco taxes to fund children's healthcare more.

Kansas is a wasteland for Dems at level of president, senate and house races, giving a plum to a Kansan doesn't get you much. And, this is like handing the governorship of Kansas back to the GOP.

Oh wait forget all that politics crap, there's some fart jokes being prepared, hyuk hyuk...

Posted by U no hoo on March 2, 2009 at 8:16 AM

@10 - does posting off-topic rambling about your personal obsession make you feel smart?

Posted by cdc on March 2, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Really, PC, or unPC, or whatever you're calling yourself this week - you could have waited 15 minutes and posted this in the Morning News comments.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on March 2, 2009 at 8:44 AM

She's a...

Brick.

Hoowwwse.

Posted by Oklahoma Players on March 2, 2009 at 9:29 AM

Happy to see that some things really are recession-proof.

Posted by CakeSpy on March 2, 2009 at 9:34 AM

@6, 10 - You don't get to decide what other people are allowed to think is funny. Ha ha.

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on March 2, 2009 at 10:15 AM

this is the best the editor of the Stranger can contribute to slog?

Posted by stupid and not funny on March 2, 2009 at 10:44 AM

My hope is that whoever eventually gets that job is someone that has been writing in to Eli after they got laid off and he (or she) can write in and fill us in on what exactly that job entails.

Posted by Chris B. on March 2, 2009 at 10:46 AM

That w/b Got "layed " off! Damn, I'm not that "heavy", a girls gotta make a living though... Wait, are they looking for M or F ?

Posted by jacxie on March 3, 2009 at 3:26 AM